Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts

Thursday, October 08, 2015

The Originals - Season Three Premiere


I need to put this out there - I am not excited for tonight's episode. This will be the only episode I react to for a while. I'll be watching Sleepy Hollow instead. The Originals just isn't what I wish it could be. 

GET RID OF HAYLEY! Then I'll love you.


The Originals

Season Three Premiere

For the Next Millennium

9:00: Let's see how TO will disappoint me tonight. Oh, no - never mind. A sort of...recapping. 
9:01: Flashback with Bekah and Kol!! AND FINN?! Original Finn! No pun intended! When did Finn come out of retirement?
9:02: "Always. And forever." "Always and forever, indeed." They have always been in odds, Freya. 
9:03: Elijah, muscles! He doesn't want to find a cure for the curse. 
9:04: "No." "You're on your own." Oh, Cami is Klaus' therapist, interesting. 
9:05: Loving sister? Really? You tried to kill them all last season? Not really loving. Klaus' paintings!
9:06: Oh, is Klaus falling for Cami? "You're scared." 
9:07: FORGOT HE WAS GOING TO BE IN IT TONIGHT!! IT'S LOGAN!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! And his name is escaping me. 
9:08: Well, that's new, even for New Orleans. 
9:09: "Nicely done." 
9:10: More flashbacks! This is awesome! Especially to see Original!Finn. 
9:11: "Please, can we keep him?" Shit. This won't end well. 
9:12: Who are you? New vamp in town.

Commercial Break: Jason Dohring! That's his name! 

9:15: "Intensional." 
9:16: Davina, badass as always. 
9:17: "Dead bodies lead to headlines."
9:18: No, it's not Klaus! Sometimes, being a vampire must suck.
9:19: This won't end well. 
9:20: Oh, shit. This definitely won't end well. And he's dead. 

Commercial Break: Bet you anything Jackson is dead. I'd love think Hayley's dead but I saw promo pictures, I know she's alive. 

9:25: More flashbacks! 
9:26: "Oh for God's sake, stop looking up!" "Are you worried brother?" 
9:27: Elijah is a quick study, and so is Klaus. And Rebekah as well. 
9:28: Damn, I don't like this royal family. 
9:29: "Oh, you mean her." "Stay here, behave yourself." "Always." 
9:30: Klaus telling Cami off, no surprise.
9:31: "Fair enough. Give me a minute, I have an idea." I like this new vampire.
9:32: Well, we're still trying to get Kol back so, hush about him!
9:33: Well, shit. This definitely won't end well. "Are you sure it's all gone?"
9:34: "Easy, Nik." "There is something you must see." 

Commercial Break

9:37: Vampire Fight Club. "I don't miss it." 
9:38: "What happened?" "I was attacked." Marcel is right, Davina. "But, it's got to be done."
9:39: Be careful, Elijah! Please! Gun used as a knife, that's new.
9:40: "Lesson one of the hunt." "How precious, and just in time for lesson two." XD Elijah kills me. 
9:41: Why am I thinking about a FanFiction coming out of S3? 
9:42: This is odd. 
9:43: Well, that was very interesting. 

Commercial Break: We're getting a new big bad? But who? 

9:47: Better run and hide. Hayley's alive - no, not Hayley. 
9:48: Yep. "Not our fault, but it is our problem." 
9:49: "Yeah, of course." "I am Klaus Mikaelson, I don't need anyone!" "Then act like it." 
9:50: I love this new vamp. "And since I do not want to die." "I don't trust anyone." 

Commercial Break

9:53: I know Hayley's alive. We have promo pictures to prove it. So just show her, goddammit. Oh, yeah, Marcel shirtless!
9:54: "Still think it's my guys?" "Do you think that's going to end well for anyone?"
9:55: "What the hell am I doing there?!" "And you're...trespassing!"
9:56: "I get it you're a vampire." Well, damn Cami, just say what you've wanted to say for years. 
9:57: Notices how Klaus has a thing for blondes and giving them art he's made? Damn Klaus! Anger issues to the max!
9:58: Knew it was him. Well, shit. 

Vampire Diaries - Season Seven Premiere



First season without Nina, this should be EVER interesting. 


Vampire Diaries

Season Seven Premiere

Day One of Twenty-Two Thousand, Give or Take

8:00: Let's see what happens. Oh, I miss Kai.
8:01: What?! Three years from now, in New York City?! WHAT THE FUCK!?? IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS?! 
8:02: Apparently not? Oh dear. Alaric, Damon, and Bonnie in Europe. Matt will be deputy! Damn! 
8:03: I can't wait for Lily to go away! "Then I am worried." I can't wait to see how they hide Candice's pregnancy. "It's weird." "I don't hate Damon." 
8:04: "I like that rule." "Happy writing." 
8:05: Well shit! I'm guessing that's one of Lily's friends. Yeah, she is.
8:06: "Bo's mute." Oh those are our lesbian vampires, huh?  "I can't feel my...cheeks." 
8:07: "And they're still...drunk..." "Oh, so sweet." "Keeps getting funnier." 
8:08: "Yep." God, I love the bromance between Damon and Alaric, I've missed them so fucking much! I hate Lily. 
8:09: These vampires are really annoying. 
8:10: I'm going to say those...yep. "I get that a lot." This won't end well at all. Lily needs more control on her vampires. 
8:11: "Really, be more vain." "The hell happened?" 

Commercial Break

8:14: "Can I have the details?" 
8:15: Maybe they shouldn't leave Ric alone - especially when he's drunk. 
8:16: "It's tea." Well, Ric was faking his drunken-ness. I shouldn't be surprised that he can fake it. He was drunk a lot.
8:17: RIC! HOLY SHIT! 
8:18: Hello Enzo! :D "Why do you want it?" 
8:19: Enzo, don't do it. "Your side." DON'T DO IT!! Good boy, Enzo!
8:20: "Probably...not." 
8:21: Nice plan, guys. GET OUT MATT! 
8:22: "It looks amazing on you." 

Commercial Break

Sorry guys - my computer completely froze. -_- Hate the new MacBook update! So, what happened between then and now. Damon and Bonnie had a talk, that almost got Bonnie killed because Damon almost thought about letting a car hit her, but knew it wouldn't be something Elena actually would have wanted. 

Matt had his deputy ceremony, and Lily's "family" decided to be dicks and bitches to everyone, attack and kill people. Lily, however, stepped in, stopping them. Thank God. I already hate them - each need to die. Except maybe one of the guys - the one who kind of looks like the chemistry teacher from Teen Wolf. 

8:36: "What just happened?" 
8:37: Yes, Lily is insane. 
8:38: Oh! So that's what happened when they we had the time jump. Makes perfect sense now! 
8:39: STEFAN GAVE HER THE HOUSE?! "What's the catch?"
8:40: "Pick a side, Enzo - us or them." Enzo, pick the right side, please.
8:41: "Well, I'm back." And Damon's not happy.

Commercial Break: I got a total S1 Damon vibe just then!

8:45: "You had Donovan blow up a house - try harder." 
8:46: That definitely sounded like S1 Damon. "I'm not doing this for Caroline, Damon. I'm doing this for you." 
8:47: "So this is my fault?" "No, I didn't say that." Yep, this is exactly where we left off last season. Exactly! 
8:48: "What are you doing here?" "Have you been to Mystic Falls?" "I have nowhere else to go." 
8:49: "I was just checking." Yeah, Damon's right. 
8:50: "I want our town back." Okay, don't like him. "Town witch." 
8:51: That's one way of killing them. 

Commercial Break

8:53: "Yeah, probably." "I'm a control freak giving up control." 
8:54: I just realized, this will be the first season without Sheriff Forbes!! No! 
8:55: WHOA! Stefan/Caroline! I didn't expect that in the first episode of the season.
8:56: Ric, this isn't going to work! Not at all. God, Ric is going down a terrible road. I don't know if I like that or not. 
8:57: "Who did this?" Lily is completely insane. 
8:58: Oh no, my Enzo/Caroline feels are coming out. Shit! "So, here I am." NO!
8:59: "Too bad, we have to go!" SHIT! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! 

WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! I'M SO CONFUSED!

Thursday, May 14, 2015

The CW's The Vampire Diaries - SEASON FINALE - I'm Thinking of You All the While

 The Vampire Diaries
SEASON SIX FINALE
I'm Thinking of You All the While

FIRST THING FIRST, GOODBYE NINA DOBREV! THANK YOU FOR CREATING THE CHARACTER OF ELENA GILBERT. THANK YOU FOR HAVING GREAT CHEMISTRY WITH IAN AND PAUL. THANK YOU FOR THE FRIENDSHIPS BETWEEN EVERYONE IN THE CAST! THANK YOU FOR MEMORIES OF HUMAN!ELENA, VAMPIRE!ELENA, HUMANITY OFF!ELENA. THANK YOU FOR CREATING KATHERINE, TATITA, AND EVERY OTHER DOPPLEGÄNGER SHE HAS EVER HAD.

THANK YOU NINA. YOU WILL BE MISSED!

Now that the very necessary cap lock and bold is over will. I can get to the point of this reaction. Tonight is Elena Gilbert's last episode, Nina's last episode. And it's time to say goodbye. 

I thought I was ready for tonight (I'm not), I thought it would effect me as much as I thought it would. But we're losing Elena tonight. We're losing the main part of the show. Elena is a key character to the storyline. Next year, it will focus more on the brothers than anything - it will be weird not to see Elena popping up. 

8:00 - Hope you have your tissues ready, it's going to be an emotional night. I'M NOT READY!! I AM NOT READY!! 
8:01 - Please explain how Kai got out? Oh, no! It's starts out sad! NO, that's probably their last kiss! OH MY GOD! 
8:02 - Poor Alaric! Holy shit! This is heart pounding already. 
8:03 - Alaric is so upset! Someone kill Kai, please! Ric REALLY can't catch a break at all. Oh, Kai kills himself? 
8:04 - Oh, no! A Ric and Elena moment! I haven't cried yet. 
8:05 - I SAW JEREMY'S NAME!! What's happening right now? Oh, Enzo. "There's a bigger problem?" Can't she die too?
8:06 - She is. But I bet there somewhere. Ah, shit, Tyler! 
8:07 - "I love you, Liv." ARE WE GETTING TYLER BACK AS A WEREWOLF?! PLEASE!!
8:08 - Tyler, just do it! You were so good as a werewolf! SO GOOD! 
8:09 - Poor Tyler but YAY FOR WEREWOLF TYLER TO COME BACK!

Commercial Break - No tears yet but it is still early.

8:13 - "I triggered my curse." Yeah, since we no longer have Klaus in town.
8:14 - Oh my God! Kai's a vampire. A witch/vampire. Fantastic!
8:15 - Oh, God. STOP TORTURING ME WITH SAD ALARIC SALTZMAN! AND VAMPIRE HUNTER ALARIC SALTZMAN IS BACK! Maybe not.
8:16 - "Bad time?" TYLER! TYLER JUST BIT KAI! 
8:17 - "Bad doggy."

Commercial Break 

8:22 - Matt and Elena memory! NO!
8:23 - Was Kai drunk when making this video? Ah man. What did Kai do?
8:24 - Kai, what did you do? Ah, fuck. The Sleeping Beauty rumor is true! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
8:25 - Well damn. Kai did think this through. But shit! WHY THAT RUMOR!?!?

Commercial Break

8:28 - Stefan and Elena final scene! Ah shit! "This isn't goodbye."
8:29 - Elena is killing it tonight! 
8:30 - "Are you?" "Of course not." I wouldn't exactly call Stefan and Elena soulmates. 
8:31 - At least we have our storyline for next season - Stefan and Damon, brotherly love! 
8:32 - "I can't do this right now. I'm sorry." Kai is losing it. 
8:33 - Kai ain't so powerful without his witchy/vamp side coming through anymore. 
8:34 - Seriously? 
8:35 - Oh, shut up, Kai! 
8:36 - Well I know we save Bonnie. Or maybe not? 
8:37 - "Heads it is." Well, there goes Kai. A beheading. 

Commercial Break 

8:42 - And I think I'm going to start crying now. Well, Tyler seemed to control it well.
8:43 - Yep, I'm starting to cry. Journals. Ah, shit. 
8:44 - This isn't fun! I'm sorry if I don't react much. The feathers! OH MY GOD!! 
8:45 - Please, please keep Matt human! 
8:46 - Matt and Alaric! I can't! I can't! JEREMY!! 
8:47 - I-I really don't want to see this right now! No, I can't!
8:48 - Good advice, Elena. Tyler as a werewolf is the best storyline for him. And now Stefan Salvatore's turn.
8:49 - "I love you so much." "Just be happy." "I'll see you soon." "I'll see you, Elena." I seriously can't right now, guys! 

Commercial Break - And we have to wait until after the break to have Damon and Elena's goodbye! AH FUCK! I can't handle this right now!

8:52 - Enzo found Lily, again. 
8:53 - Oh, fantastic. Can't Lily and her friends die already? Enzo get out of there, now! 
8:54 - I don't wanna know his goodbye to Elena, I DON'T! I can't! The tears are real guys! 
8:55 - "I want you to be happy." The hand thing from the Miss Mystic Falls episode! 
8:56 - I can't.
8:57 - "And I will. I'll wait." GO AFTER HIM CAROLINE! 
8:58 - "Are you ready for this?" I'M NOT. "I love you, Damon Salvatore." "I love you too." 
8:59 - What's happening right now? SERIOUSLY? WHAT'S HAPPENING?! What the fuck happened to Mystic Falls?

~Molly

Monday, May 11, 2015

The CW's The Originals - SEASON FINALE - Ashes to Ashes

 The Originals
SEASON TWO FINALE
Ashes to Ashes

The Originals - damn, what could possibly happen tonight?

All I know is that Rebekah is back in her original body (THANK FOR HEAVEN'S ABOVE!), and I hope that the original Kol comes back! I miss having Nathaniel on my TV screen!

8:00 - Recapping time!
8:01 - Klaus, your plan better work! Why is it always a single drop of blood? 
8:02 - "We had a plan!" 
8:03 - Well shit. Klaus, I think your evil plan is working. 
8:04 - Oh...that was your plan? Really? But at least Freya's awake again. Now, Rebekah should wake up!
8:05 - Marcel, calm yourself. "Well, this should be good." 
8:06 - "Rebekah?" "She has Hope." 
8:07 - Did Freya's accent change? OH MY GOD! ARE WE BRINGING BACK THE ORIGINAL ESTHER?! 
8:08: OMFG! I think we are! And are we going to have the original Kol back too?! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!!
8:09 - He's got a point, Davina. "Nik is demented." Uh-oh. Dagger's melting.
8:10 - Well, they now are on a time crunch. 

Commercial Break 

8:13 - Rebekah, Queen of Sass and Sarcasm this morning.
8:14 - "He stole from me too." Can we save Kol too? Please!
8:15 - Marcel's got a damn point about the Mikaelsons. Oh, Freya found something. 
8:16 - Oh man. Davina's like 'holy shit.'
8:17 - "I need your help." "You are all liars." Well, maybe you shouldn't say that, Kol also lied to you - multiple times.
8:18 - Uh-oh. Not good. Freya, what the hell? 
8:19 - Kol? I'M SO CONFLICTED RIGHT NOW! Klaus, wtf? 
8:20 - ESTHER!!!! AH!

Commercial Break - Wait. Then who did Rebekah and Elijah burn?

8:25 - Oh Elijah did it. "I'm so sorry love." 
8:26 - Yeah, maybe we should have the White Oak stake in her hands. Shit. And she's gone. 
8:27 - "I'm not okay." Why does Davina look so shocked with that info about 'If Klaus dies, I die' shit? She knows it already.
8:28 - Cami, that was funny.
8:29 - "And I'm sorry." Klaus and humor tonight, it's gold.
8:30 - I shouldn't be laughing this hard right now. Klaus and humor! 
8:31 - How long have you waited to do that, Elijah? And please do it again! No, what's going on?
8:32 - Way to piss off Elijah to no end, Klaus. 

Commercial Break 

8:35 - Wow, I'm laughing a lot with the one-liners. 
8:36 - Trying to explain characters to my mom! XD
8:37 - You can do whatever you want with Freya. I haven't liked her. She's annoying actually. 
8:38 - Please, Esther, kill your sister. 
8:39 - She didn't look pleased.

Commercial Break

8:44 - Esther, stop looking scared - you were completely badass in Vampire Diaries. Oh no! 
8:45 - They are inhaling White Oak stake dust! NO! Come on Esther! 
8:46 - Can Kol magically come out and save the day? Yeah, that wasn't going to work, Klaus. 
8:47 - Oh Freya! Come on, Team Mikaelson! And they killed Esther. Again. 
8:48 - Why bring her back just to kill her? Again. For like the 12th time! 
8:49 - "Looks like we're officially orphans."

Commercial Break

8:52 - You barely knew her Elijah! "Minus the family."
8:53 - "Elijah-sized hole in the room." No duh. Klaus doesn't know happiness. 
8:54 - I want Original Rebekah not that witch Bekah! 
8:55 - Great. Oh, kiss between Marcel and Bekah! Aw!
8:56 - What will happen? Thank you! Thank you for not kissing! 
8:57 - Urg... JUST GO AWAY HAYLEY!! GO AWAY!! STAY AWAY!
8:58 - Okay, Klaus isn't that bad of a dad.
8:59 - Can Kol just...jump out now? Please! PLEASE!! 

Well, that was...uneventful.

~Molly

Monday, October 06, 2014

The Originals - Premiere - Rebirth (S2, Ep1)

 The Originals 
Season Two Premiere
Title: Rebirth

I'm so excited for tonight! If I really enjoyed VD last Thursday - then I'm all for the Original vampires and annoying bitch of a new hybrid.

8:00 - Rebekah reading to Hope! AWWWWWWW!! Look at little Hope, OMG! She's so gorgeous! 
8:01 - The kingdom fell? Poor Klaus. ELIJAH! 
8:02 - Elijah is so hot! I fucking love him.
8:03 - Damn, is Klaus pissed? Yep. "I need to spill blood." 
8:04 - No. Please no. Is that Hayley? It was. She was gorgeous wolf. 
8:05 - She's looking a tad bit more badass this season than last with all the girly outfits. And Marcel and what's her name got together...?
8:06 - "No strings, no plans." "And I never thought I'd be sleeping with one." Marcel's been working out. "Not even me." 
8:07 - Go Davina! "It's for someone else." DANIEL!!! 
8:08 - Oh, this werewolf dude is so annoying. 
8:09 - Did they forget Davina's a witch? 
8:10 - Oh, shit! I was right! Their mother and Finn! 

Commercial Break 

8:14 - Go Cami. I kinda was hoping she spiked it with something.
8:15 - "I'm already in danger." "Thank you for coming, Camille." 
8:16 - "Use it." "I like her spirit." "So do I." JOSH!! YAY! I missed Josh.
8:17 - "Don't know. Pretty cool right?" 
8:18 - "How can you tell?" "What's the difference?" Elijah in a button down and pants - urg. 
8:19 - "I promise you this." God, Elijah, don't give Hayley that look, please!
8:20 - Mikael! "Feed." "Stop." 
8:21 - "Music to my ears, my little witch." 
8:22 - Of course, the stake that can kill an Original. Joy. "Why would you tell me that?" 
8:23 - Oh, meddling Niklaus. 
8:24 - "Tonight, we're going on a wolf hunt." 

Commercial Break 

8:29 - "It's too risky." Oh, Klaus is thinking about killing again. Good, Klaus. I like murderous Klaus.
8:30 - Elijah trying to be the voice of reason. "This is our fight. You ready for battle, Hayley?" 
8:31 - "Little wolf." "Where's the stake?" 
8:32 - "Hiding in plain sight, genius." Go Cami. 

Commercial Break - That was a short part. Are we going to see more of Daniel?

8:36 - Can I have that bonus? 
8:37 - Go Marcel! Whoa, go Hayley. Klaus is getting stronger. 
8:38 - Oh, that's disgusting. Really. And the first thing Klaus does is...paint? 
8:39 - No use the paintbrushes as weapons. "I will kill you myself." Heads will roll. 
8:40 - Elijah, you are so badass. I FUCKING LOVE HIM! "Without invitation." 
8:41 - Just like that. 

Commercial Break 

8:45 - And Klaus is painting with human blood. He's an odd person. 
8:46 - "You let her get away." I thought it was Rebekah for a moment - but nope, Hayley. 
8:47 - "What are we fighting for?" Can I just say, the music this season is 100x better than last year. 
8:48 - Klaus' blood is everywhere. Oh, the badass girl, apparently. Geez, Hayley. "I killed her." 
8:49 - That's what we called lack of control. I still hate Hayley, as much as she hates herself as a hybrid. "I killed eight wolves tonight." "Than a vampire." 
8:50 - NO! GO AWAY! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM! GO AWAY! DON'T DO IT! DO NOT KISS HER! Thank God!

Commercial Break 

8:53 - HIS BRITISH ACCENT!!! HOLY SHIT!! I haven't heard Daniel in his British accent before. 
8:54 - "I should have listened to you." Wow, Klaus is actually being kind. 
8:55 - "Whatever she needs to hear." Oh, Cami and Marcel has sex again. Now, small town in bed. "Doesn't matter. This has to stop." 
8:56 - "I'm sorry, this has to end." Just tell her to turn it off. That seems to be the easiest thing to do. 
8:57 - "Your pain with fade." "They will answer to you." "Because you're their queen." 
8:58 - Great, Hayley queen. You think your defended your mother. "...as a family." 
8:59 - Wait, what?! IS HE KOL?! HOLY SHIT!! 

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!

~Molly

Thursday, October 02, 2014

Vampire Diaries - Premiere - I'll Remember (S5, Ep1)

Vampire Diaries
Season Five Premiere
Title: I'll Remember

This will be the last reaction you see for Vampire Diaries for a while, mainly because I have Haven to watch. Then The Big Bang Theory moves back to Thursday at the end of the month, so, I'm on Haven watching duty while my mom watches TBBT. 

But, it should be good - been hearing some great things about it! So, let's see what happens tonight. 

Just one thing before we start: DO NOT KILL OFF TRIPP IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES, OKAY?!?!?! 

8:00 - RECAPPING TIME!!! Don't, please don't make me relive all this!
8:01 - Still recapping and I'm going to cry again! We have people camping - probably not a good idea. 
8:02 - Is this kinda like almost a 'reboot' of the series or something? Nope. 
8:03 - Maybe we are rebooting the series. "Look up." Someone's killing people - probably Elena. 
8:04 - Elena's diary writing again. 
8:05 - ALARIC!! I love him so much! "That your my college professor." 
8:06 - COLIN!!!! And now I know why Matt is close to Tripp. And Jeremy has moved on fast. "We all did." 
8:07 - "That's sad." Tyler goes to Wittemore now? Interesting. 
8:08 - "Its like nothing's ever happened." 
8:09 - "I don't want to let go either." She's not dairy writing, she sees DAMON!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! I'm seriously about to die of excitement!

Commercial Break #1 - Hey remember when I said I wouldn't be able to watch VD because of Haven at 8PM on Thursday, yeah, not anymore. Haven has been moved to Fridays - at 7.

8:12 - Alaric sees something strange in Elena, I'm not surprised. "Is there something funny, Liv?" 
8:13 - "Sorry, I'm late." Oh and I seeing a Tyler/Liv thing going on now? "Now put that away." Sorry, Ric. 
8:14 - "Remember?" "I'm fine, okay?" 
8:15 - Is he sleeping with her? I'm assuming yes. Ric and Caroline talking for once. 
8:16 - I love having Alaric back! 
8:17 - "Yeah, I'll deal with it." "Town's safe." "For now." 
8:18 - "Use them!" "No, you're my friend." 
8:19 - "A friend who cares for you." "And I'm not asking."

Commercial Break #2 - Yeah, Elena's not dealing well. 

8:24 - "I need a school bus." I love Damon! "Because I am." 
8:25 - Parties, always bloody. "But, just in case." "Really?"
8:26 - Listen to Ric, Tyler. Yep, he's sleeping with her. 
8:27 - Probably a good thing you don't know about Stefan's past. "I'm a vampire." "You're so annoying." "And I like you." 
8:28 - Come on, I wanted Stefan with Caroline! Go Ric! "Not that I'm a serial killer." 
8:29 - Don't like her. "I also lost my game." Elena, don't do it. 
8:30 - "I just need a little more." Way to Elena Gilbert!

Commercial Break #3 

8:33 - Shit! This isn't good! 
8:34 - Why is everyone so surprised by this? "I feel like I'm gonna die." "Like what?" 
8:35 - "You're just pressing pause. 
8:36 - Matt to the rescue. Good going Matt. "Let me do my job." Tripp knows more than he leading on. And I LOVE HIM! 
8:37 - "Not yet." Great...Stefan and Elena stuff. 
8:38 - "I did." Stefan gave up? "I moved on. Damon is gone." 
8:39 - So, no to the Elena/Stefan thing huh? Just turn it off, Elena. 

Commercial Break #4

8:44 - "Now, its crystal clear." "Let me deal with him." 
8:45 - Humans. "I don't trust anyone. Ever." 
8:46 - "She almost killed someone." TYLER STOP! "You got it under control, huh? Huh?" 
8:47 - "I hurt people." "So why am I here?" "For what?" Don't make me cry! Please don't make me cry! "No, I'm not done yet." 
8:48 - YOU FORGOT DANGER, ELENA! DON'T HALF-ASS THAT QUOTE! "This is the last time I'm going to see you. This is goodbye, Damon. I love you." NO! Please don't say goodbye! 
8:49 - Damn, Elena! Poor Elena. 

Commercial Break #5 

8:52 - Someone's working out. 
8:53 - "...is rage." "I'm trying to deal with it." 
8:54 - Yeah, Tyler likes Liv. Caroline, you are my favorite character. "
8:55 - Good to know that Tyler still has the gene inside him. Forgot to mention that earlier. "We need each other. We need to be together." "Because I'm not going to give up on us." 
8:56 - But not Stefan - that's for sure.
8:57 - Oh, Meredith got married and moved to Alaska. Nice to know where she went. Not that I cared. I hated her. "I hate everything about being a vampire." "And I had that with Damon." "Trust me, I get easier." 
8:58 - "It's a lie." Why do I think Ric and Elena are going to hook up or something? "I want you to take away Damon." NO! DON'T!! I HATE YOU WRITERS IF I MAKE RIC DO THAT!!! I WILL FUCKING HATE YOU FOREVER!! YOU HEAR ME! I WILL HATE YOU!
8:59 - What is this? Looking like Damon and Bonnie. Damon in a flannel! New sexuality! And they look...happy...

What?

~Molly

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Vampire Diaries - Season Finale - Home (S5, Ep22)

Vampire Diaries - Home


We've been officially picked up for a season six! Joy. I'm not sure how much more I can take with the Vampire Diaries. I love it but I hate it at the same time. 

Wonder who's going to die tonight?

8:00 - RECAPPING TIME!! YAY! Actually a finale I can watch live! 
8:01 - Caroline is crying, no. I really want Stefan and Caroline together. Caroline wants Stefan back. HOLD ON STEFAN!!
8:02 - HOLD ON PLEASE!!! LEXI?! "I think you owe me a beer." WHERE DID LEXI COME FROM?! 
8:03 - "You think I want to die?" "My brother is gone!" "I know that." "So is Alaric. And so is your Grams." 
8:04 - "Something tells me they did." "Jerks." 
8:05 - "Stefan's already dead." "Think you can risk it now." Well, damn Care.
8:06 - "You think I'm afraid of vampires?" 
8:07 - Tyler/Julian is going to die. I just know it and I'll be happy. 
8:08 - And Tyler/Julian is dead. 

Commercial Break - 30 Seconds to Mars and Arrow/The Flash! OMG!! 

8:12 - And Bonnie sees Tyler dead. 
8:13 - "And the list keeps growing." Thinking the same thing, Enzo. "Do I have a choice?"
8:14 - Crazy-locks. HAHA "We are not blowing up our town."
8:15 - "Good? Good?" 
8:16 - LEXI SEES IT!! AH!! YAY!! 
8:17 - Bonnie won't be fine. "Apparently you suck at." SILAS?! 

Commercial Break - ARE YOU FOR REAL?!?! ARE WE GOING TO SEE ALARIC NEXT?! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

8:22 - "Why didn't you?" They've mentioned Alaric a lot. PLEASE TELL ME HE'S COMING BACK!!
8:23 - Let's just lie to Elena. Perfect.
8:24 - Matt, Mystic Falls will never be the same. Apparently the Travelers like to drink and party. 
8:25 - Liz, don't! Don't! 
8:26 - "Wait you?" NO! I'M WITH ELENA ON THIS ONE!! "Do you see a future with me?" 
8:27 - "I promise." YAY! A DELENA KISS. "I promise you." That's a loaded promise.

Commercial Break

8:30 - "But Silas is a crappy mentor." 
8:31 - And fast. Silas is gone. 
8:32 - Liv, this will be the only time I say this, so COME ON!! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
8:33 - Bonnie is going to die. I just know it. "No, I'm staying here." 
8:34 - What does that mean? "I found peace." "I love you Bonnie. You stay strong." 
8:35 - Grams is going into the light. "Or, your up to something." WAY TO GO LIZ!! 
8:36 - Liz isn't going to make it out alive. Damon...well look there. Elena is going with you. 
8:37 - "I'm all in." 

Commercial Break 

8:42 - "Damon...." "I know, I know." 
8:43 - Come on Liv. 
8:44 - ALARIC!!! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?! Alaric, please don't be evil Alaric!
8:45 - Liz. "Good to see you too, buddy." "Damon isn't here yet." 
8:46 - Liv wants to die now. And Enzo is alive. And Tyler. So much for Tyler staying dead. 
8:47 - "That felt different." TYLER'S HUMAN! "No, I'm not leaving without him." 
8:48 - Bonnie! "STEFEN!" "This isn't happening." 
8:49 - "This is killing you, isn't it?" Bye-bye. Lexi's got a point. Lexi crossed over to the other side. 
8:50 - WAS THAT ALARIC? YES THAT WAS ALARIC!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! "Well, would you look at that."

Commercial Break

8:53 - Liv and her brother are gone. "Damon's on the other side." "It's too late." 
8:54 - SHE CAN'T SAY GOODBYE!! DON'T SAY GOODBYE!! PLEASE DON'T!! I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE CRYING RIGHT NOW!! OH GOD!! 
8:55 - I have a lump in my throat, I'm not going to cry. STOP WITH THE SAD MUSIC RIGHT NOW!! STOP IT!! "Damon don't leave me." 
8:56 - I'm actually going to cry right now. "I love you, Elena." GOD!!
8:57 - "Please come back to me." 
8:58 - "Take care of Elena." "I love you." SO HAPPY TO HAVE ALARIC BACK!!! "He's gone." 
8:59 - And there goes Bonnie Bennett. DAMON DO NOT GO WITH ME!! PLEASE DON'T GO WITH HER!! NO!! OH MY GOD!! 
9:00 - "Do you think it will hurt?" "I don't know." 

HOLY SHIT GUYS!! THAT WAS THE WORST CLIFFHANGER THIS FINALE WEEK EVER!! My brain isn't functioning at the moment, it's tough for me to type this. I'm literally about to burst into tears right now. I don't cry over TV shows. I don't. I've never cried over Vampire Diaries before. 

DAMON SALVATORE, NO!!!

~Molly

PS: Hi, I just wanted to clarify that I meant the best cliffhanger but at the time it was the worst. Like emotionally standards. So, yes it was the worst cliffhanger to leave us on but it was the best because we obviously know that Ian can't leave Vampire Diaries. He's a main character and if they want to show to continue, Ian needs to be on it or else they will be losing a shitload of fans.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

The Originals - Season Finale - From a Cradle to a Grave (S1, Ep22)

The Originals - From a Cradle to a Grave


The Originals has been renewed for a season two! Yay! So, I am watching The Originals and Supernatural on the CW's TV Now player. It won't be a true reaction, I'll just be pointing out the important things that have happened in last night's episode. 

Stupid Baseball that was over until after 11 o'clock.

On with the show! We are currently recapping the last episode. :) 


  • So, is Hayley just hallucinating this right now? "Don't tell me its me." 
  • Yep, she's hallucinating if she's allowing Klaus to touch her stomach. This is slightly odd but cute at the same time. I don't think that's even possible. 
  • In Hayley hallucinating, does she like Klaus?
  • "Let go of me, you bitch!" I'd probably say the same thing if I was in pre-term labor surrounded by witches. 
  • Oh, Klaus is beyond PISSED! Did you see that head being ripped off? 
  • Well, look at all those vampires with werewolf bites. How many people die tonight? I don't think SpoilerTV had the stats yet. 
  • LET NOTHING HAPPEN TO JOSH!! PLEASE!! I LOVE JOSH!! 
  • "Oh...kay, I am hallucinating." I would think the same thing when you see blood being picked up from everywhere. Wow, Klaus lost a lot of blood. 
  • And Hayley just had her baby. And it is a girl. So, Hayley was right. 
  • "Please. Please, can I hold her?" At least the witch gave you a short time with your daughter, Hayley. 
  • HAYLEY?! HOLY SHIT! 
  • WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?!?! I can't even process that! Thankfully there are 'commercials' on TV Now. I need a little time to process that. How many commercials are on TV Now? This is annoying now - its like an actual episode on TV. 
  • You are too late Elijah. Oh, he's hallucinating too? These werewolves know how to bite, don't they?
  • Oh...kay, maybe not. "She's gone." 
  • Klaus is crying, Elijah's crying. MY GOD! 
  • Elijah, drink Klaus' blood! DRINK YOU, YOU not-really-a BASTARD! 
  • "Save your friend." THANK YOU FOR SAVING JOSH! 
  • "One point for you. And one point for Niklaus." Oh, Mikael you bastard. 
  • "We can save her." Please save the baby! But all I ask is that you don't name the bay Hayley. One Hayley was enough.
  • IT'S A MAZE?! And no one knew about it?!
  • How can people NOT know that the tombs were a maze? Guess no one really paid much attention to it until now. 
  • Well, hot damn Cami. You do have an arsenal. 
  • And now I know why I don't like Hayley anymore. Elijah let her in. 
  • Wait, why isn't Hayley dead? Why doesn't she have her throat cut open? WHY?!
  • For a woman who just gave birth, she has no baby bump and gets vengeance rather quickly. 
  • Why are teen witches thinking they so knowledgable? 
  • "I do now." Well, Davina, someone's getting on my 'I don't like you anymore' list. 
  • PLEASE DON'T KISS HER!! DO NOT KISS HER!! 
  • Oh, let's not make Hayley a hybrid. "I don't care about me. Let's go find our daughter." 
  • Davina? Mikael? Hayley on a mission. 
  • Sorry, I got super distracted by the amount of fighting and witchery going on. Oh, and Mikael's alive. 
  • GO MARCEL! And he took the baby. 
  • Now we're apologizing? 
  • OH MY GOD!! Klaus is being a daddy! 
  • Well, oh shit. Mikael was just holding a white oak stake. 
  • Klaus knows something's up. 
  • Well, Davina is more powerful than I think we realized.
  • ESTHER IS BACK?! GOD!! 
  • "Tell Klaus I'm sorry." "I'm not." GO HAYLEY!! Elijah might want to rethink his attraction to our newest Hybrid. 
  • Love how Klaus and Elijah just casually forget that Hayley is a Hybrid as soon as she drinks some of the baby's blood. She's got vampire hearing idiots. 
  • Werewolves are taking over. 
  • Let's just pretend Baby Mikaelson is dead. Perfect plan! 
  • Now, let's everyone pretend to be sad over the 'fake' death. 
  • Poor Cami. She really likes Klaus. 
  • REBEKAH!!! OH MY GOD!! 
  • Klaus' little speech to his daughter is so sweet and so sad. OH MY GOD!! 
  • Klaus made her a toy! OH MY GOD! 
  • "What's her name?" "Hope. Her name is Hope." 
Can't we just have Esther stay dead?! I hated the first time we met her. I don't like her. Wait, were they supposed to be Esther and FINN?!?!

~Molly