Once Upon a Time - Midseason Premiere - New York City Serenade

Guess what's back, Oncers? ONCE UPON A TIME is back!! God, you don't know much you miss a show until it comes back WAY after your others. As much as I didn't enjoy the beginning of the season but I know I'll like the remaining season. 

It's been a long time since I've written reactions, but I'm back and better than ever! 

8:00 - One Year Ago - shit. Look, there's Charming on a horse!! Oops, not Charming, but Prince Phillip and Aurora in the heart of the storm. 
8:01 - Welcome the people of Storybrooke to the Enchanted Forest. "Snow, what happened?" "We're back."
8:02 - One Year Later, Our World. Emma has a new boyfriend and it's Auggie from Covert Affairs. What's with the accent there for a moment? "Thank you for your help." I SAW RED'S NAME IN THE GUEST STAR LIST!! 
8:03 - I can't wait to find out who Chris plays in Emma's new world. "You! You are a stalker!" Let's hold a butter knife while Hook talks. 
8:04 - "You're a crazy person." GOD! I LOVE COLIN!! "I know you, Swan." 
8:05 - "Do it for your family." "I protected it." 
8:06 - "You can't be serious?" Of course she's serious, Regina. You are just an idiot for not believing in her. 
8:07 - "It is not up to us to save them." OH! HE'S GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER?! HOLY SHIT!! BUT WHO IS HE?! WHO DOES HE PLAY?! I WANT TO FUCKING NOW!! TELL ME!! RIGHT NOW!!
8:08 - And they would put a commercial there...

Commercial Break 

8:10 - What did she say? Oh, she walked out. 
8:11 - He's more than he's leading on. I like him but I want to know who the hell he's playing and why he's so into Emma.
8:12 - Emma, go to where Hook told you to go. He's name is Walsh, good to know. 
8:13 - Oh, Henry likes Walsh. Henry makes some sense in the matter. 
8:14 - A king, cute. Wait, didn't Archie have a REAL voice? 
8:15 - "And what if you can't?" 
8:16 - "I've always been a pirate." "A complete reset." Then how did Hook do it? 
8:17 - "I am thinking, there's a difference." 
8:18 - Where did Hook tell her- oh, shit...Neal's old place. The dreamcatcher. 
8:19 - What is meant to find? Henry had a camera with him?

Commercial Break 

8:23 - Central Park, fun! 
8:24 - "Your parents need you." I really liking this Emma. 
8:25 - "It was a kiss." Let's just arrest Hook! Really, Emma? For real? 
8:26 - I like how the camera never pans down on Snow since she is pregnant. "We were worried." 
8:27 - Snow and Regina moment, cute. Will Regina EVER meet Robin Hood? 
8:28 - "Find a way. For Henry." It is sad seeing Regina sad. Our castle? 
8:29 - "It did!" A flying monkey! 

Commercial Break 

8:32 - REGINA! Good Snow! 
8:33 - "I'm open to suggestions." ROBIN HOOD! 
8:34 - What is Emma wearing? What are those pants she has on? Definitely not for her. 
8:35 - She got the pictures developed. And Hook is set free. 
8:36 - Emma, just drink the liquid. You just broke Hook for a moment there, Emma. 
8:37 - There it goes! And she's remembering! "Hook." "Did you miss me?" HELL YEAH!

Commercial Break 

8:42 - How does Robin Hood know everyone? 
8:43 - Regina is eyeing Robin Hood! AH CUTE!! Tink was right! Well, you aren't getting to the castle. 
8:44 - "Someone highjacked it." "We'll make it safe again." "A pirate's life." 
8:45 - Again. "I came back to save you." "A really good dream."
8:46 - Damn, so we going to have non-memory remembered Henry, joy. And Walsh isn't going to like this. But I have an thought - what if Hook knows him? 
8:47 - "I can't marry you." "That wasn't a lie." Someone she kissed. 
8:48 - Or take Walsh with you. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE?! "Really?" 
8:49 - He's a flying monkey! "A reminder I was never safe." "We leave in the morning." 

Commercial Break - We're going to see Walsh again. I just have a strong feeling. 

8:54 - "Do you believe in magic?" "I made the right decision." 
8:55 - "Sold." "You ready Swan?" "Wait, we're really going?" 
8:56 - The Emma jacket! She's Emma again! Storybrooke looks...slight different. "That's more like it." 
8:57 - This won't end well, at all. "You remember."
8:58 - What happened? "Wiped away?" Snow is pregnant, isn't she? Yep. 
8:59 - The Wicked Witch of the West is here everyone! Why revenge? 

Well, OUAT came back with a BANG!! 

~Molly

Vampire Diaries - Midseason Premiere - 500 Years of Solitude

HAPPY ONE-HUNDRED EPISODES VAMPIRE DIARIES!! YOU ARE NOW INTO SYNDICATION!! Which means if you don't know - when they reach a certain number (100 or less), they get paid for any repeat that is shown. 

Tonight, we'll see what happens with Katherine who collapsed down the stairs. She was dying, let's see what could happen next. As everyone reflects on Katherine's basically 5 years of drama, flashbacks are probably going to happen. 

Oh, and...Klaus is back for the big 100th episode! Who else could we possibly see in the 100th episode? 

According to Kat, we'll be screaming, 'Yes, yes, yes!' at our TVs or 'No, no, no!' if you don't like certain things. 

8:00 - Let's start with the show!
8:01 - Oh, we're flash-backing to when Katherina has her baby. And being in present day with Katherine flatlining. 
8:02 - As they about to call it, Katherine is alive again. 
8:03 - Nadia, please don't do anything stupid. Damon slept at the Bar? haha 
8:04 - "I can hear you, dumbass." "You memorized my breakup?" "Of course I did." 
8:05 - SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS about Katherine! 
8:06 - "He might have deserved that." "And Alaric." 
8:07 - "It looks fine." 
8:08 - God, Nadia again. MATT! Do not hurt, Matt! Damon's got a point.
8:09 - "What?" "What?" "Oh my." "I think my mind exploded." 
8:10 - "What?!" is fucking right! KILL THAT BITCH ALREADY!!

Commercial Break #1 

8:13 - "Now tell us where Matt is." 
8:14 - "Why are we saving her again?" "Mine." 
8:15 - "And you didn't tell me?" BONNIE AND JEREMY SLEPT TOGETHER?! Really? More flashbacks that we're seen before. 
8:16 - "Get out of my head." Hi Liz. I forgot about you, I kinda thought you were dead. Sorry.
8:17 - "Prove her wrong." KLAUS!!! KISS!! PLEASE KISS!! 
8:18 - I really hate this traveler storyline. Well, shit. This isn't good. 

Commercial Break #2 

8:23 - "So no." KISS PLEASE KISS!! 
8:24 - "He really does hate me, poor lad." GO AFTER HER KLAUS!! PLEASE!! 
8:25 - "Oops." Flashbacks again. And look who's alive again. ;) 
8:26 - Oh, she spotted Stefan first? Like Damon met Elena first. 
8:27 - "It sounded like fate to me." "This isn't awkward." 
8:28 - Blood, oh glory's blood. 
8:29 - YES! YES! SAY YES!! PLEASE KISS! KISS!!!! Rebekah? REBEKAH!! 

Commercial Break #3 - Is Elijah going to be back too? PLEASE!!

8:32 - "What point?" JENNA?!?!?! YAY!!!!!!! I didn't know she'd be in it! JOHN!!
8:33 - ELIJAH!!! JUST A FUCKING MATTER OF TIME!! THANK YOU LORD!! I'M IN LOVE WIT THE 100TH EPISODE JUST FOR HIM! For a brief moment. 
8:34 - "I do." "Can I hate her anyway?" Good advice, Stefan. 
8:35 - You really think Katherine was actually going to do it?
8:36 - Katherine, you are something.
8:37 - She didn't ask you to. 

Commercial Break #4 - I wasn't sure if that was a commercial or not, it was just a black screen. 

8:42 - "But I won't for you." 
8:43 - CONFESSION!!! GUYS I'M FREAKING OUT!!!! MY HEART IS POUNDING!!! 
8:44 - NO, NO, NO! YES, YES, YES!! KISS, FUCKING KISS!! NO DON'T WALK AWAY!! 
8:45 - GUYS I JUST LITERALLY SCREAMED YES!!!! SCARED MY MOM AND OUR CAT GEORGE!!! HOLY SHIT THAT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED!! I'M SHAKING!! FINALLY MY SHIP HAS SAILED!! 
8:46 - "I can to say bye." "You will." MY HEART IS STILL POUNDING GUYS, LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! THANK YOU JULIE AND CAROLINE DRIES!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW!! 
8:47 - IS THE FANDOM FREAKING OUT?! I KNOW I AM!! 
8:48 - Goodbye Katherine. With the best memory you have, being there with your dad. "She won't wake up again."

Commercial Break #5

8:51 - Brotherly love. "Elena will be happier without me." No, she won't.
8:52 - "In the woods, I got lost." 
8:53 - "Anybody I know?" "Vicki." VICKI!!! AH!! "She's here." "She says she loves." Tyler. 
8:54 - Oh, please don't. Caroline, please don't. ALARIC!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!! "He says your a dick." "Cheers buddy." "Katherine." "It's too soon." 
8:55 - "Where am I?" "Sadly." What? "I forgive you." You what?
8:56 - "I'd be happy to skip it." "Might as well be you." 
8:57 - "Thank you for your forgiveness." "You're welcome." HOLY SHIT!!! 
8:58 - Katherine is now in Elena's body? This should be very interesting. 
8:59 - For real? "Hi, I'm Elena Gilbert." Katherine you...SON OF A BITCH!!

~Molly

The Originals - Midseason Premiere - The Casket Girls

We're back! We're back! We're back!! AH! FINALLY!!! I've been WAITING for the Originals to come back! I just love them to pieces!!

I really don't remember what happened in the last episode we all saw except for Cami being forced to remember what she knows by Davina. 

8:00 - RECAPPING!!! AH!! I'm so excited!! OOOH! Flashback time! 
8:01 - Pleasant. I'm going to assume Klaus had something to do with this?
8:02 - No, Rebekah. "Please forgive the disorder." Nice, Rebekah, nice. 
8:03 - Oh, so they also have a founder's day type thing? No you don't, Cami. 
8:04 - OH!! Hello Elijah!! Looking sexy as ever! She's got a tiny belly, it's actually quite cute. 
8:05 - "Of course." NO DO NOT FEEL ANYTHING FOR HIM!! 
8:06 - "Bekah," "Don't." "Wonder who that could be." 
8:07 - Not sure poor Cami. She's becoming less and less my favorite character. 
8:08- This won't be good. "Can I suggest you take a step back?" 
8:09 - "She is a friend, Klaus." "Nor will I." 
8:10 - It wasn't on purpose. "Are you talking about Davina or yourself?" Sophie's got a guy? Since when?
8:11 - "Sound familiar?" "We can fix everything." 
8:12 - Oh, this will be interesting. "Then we have to run." Running doesn't really work...

Commercial Break #1 - You probably all heard about the promo that The Originals have about 'change the channel', well I'm waiting for someone to pop some popcorn and watch the game play. Let's get something straight, both TO and PLL are owned by Alloy Entertainment. 

8:15 - Way to drop the bomb.
8:16 - "He knows?" "Cami..." "Oh my God. He knows." 
8:17 - Does Josh have to be gay? 
8:18 - Way to go, Sophie. "And I should be listening to you because?" "Elijah..."
8:19 - Klaus is going to find you no matter what, guys. 
8:20 - "What is it?" Oh shit...
8:21 - "Nope, no. No witches here." The way to a man's heart is apparently through his witch. *smirks*
8:22 - "I can't let Tim die." Are right there. "NO!" And they're dead. 
8:23 - Oh, Davina...

Commercial Break #2 - It's funny how bad people think it is when they are just throwing little digs are each other. It's supposed to be fun, Sleepy Hollow and Elementary do it every week - and no one takes it out of too literally. I mean, like come on...Alloy Entertainment Production has a lot of shows and they are both part of the production company. It's all a publicity stunt.

8:28 - "Give me two minutes. Please?" You won't find what you're looking for, Hayley.
8:29 - Think about what- NO!! "Don't like melt me." "Maybe they can." 
8:30 - "If you're gonna do it, don't hold back." "Very noble." 
8:31 - "Hello luv." "Silence is golden, Timothy, luv." "D, what happened?"
8:32 - "Actually, that was my idea." "An animal." KLAUS!! "A beast." 
8:33 - NO NOT ELIJAH!! NO!! "I trusted you. I loved you." "I care." Hello Rebekah. 
8:34 - Is that all Rebekah is going to say tonight? Girls this, girls that?

Commercial Break #3 

8:36 - "I have a surprise for you." 
8:37 - "Am I the only smart one in the room? Jump." OH JOSH IS JEALOUS!!! YES!!! 
8:38 - "It won't take long." 
8:39 - For real? Like literally that worked? "And I'm not helping." 
8:40 - "This is insane." "Why are you telling me this?" "Who you can trust." 
8:41 - "Drink." "Klaus poisoned the water." 

Commercial Break #4 

8:46 - And Cami's awake. "Where's Davina?" "Vampires, witches." "It's complicated." It's ALWAYS complicated. "I was protecting you."
8:47 - Yes, yes it is. 
8:48 - You are a complete bastard! "Who I don't even like." "Damn straight I do." 
8:49 - "Let me guess, protection spell?" Yep, he was. 
8:50 - I love how Daniel's accent starts slipping in and out of his American accent and back into the New Zealand accent. He's not waking up, Davina. 
8:51 - You have Josh, Davina! It's kinda clear that he likes you even if he's gay. 

Commercial Break #5 

8:54 - "Where's her room?" "I got her." 
8:55 - Rebekah walks away disappointed. Me too, girl. "She'll never trust me again." 
8:56 - Look who didn't leave town, Klaus. "You remember?" "Forever. Have a nice night." Go Cami! 
8:57 - "So men suck." Queen of New Orleans? Queens.
8:58 - "Killer." "Something sinister." IT'S CELESTE!! 
8:59 - HOLY SHIT!! POOR ELIJAH!! 

~Molly

Hart of Dixie - Midseason Premiere - Something to Talk About

Now, I'm going to say this honestly, I'm not that excited for Hart of Dixie because Joel and Lynley are still there and I cannot stand either of them! 

And Hart of Dixie is moving to Fridays in March so, I don't know if it will be around for much longer. Which sucks, it was a great show in the beginning but now...I don't know. It just seems like they are running out of ideas. 

The next time you see a Hart of Dixie reaction will the season three finale! 

8:00 - Recapping. Thanks. 
8:01 - Zoe is getting along with family. With Wade...
8:02 - Sorry, texting Rebekah as Levon and Annabeth have breakfast.
8:03 - "I'm not avoiding." The second mention of Lemon.
8:04 - Oh, this outta be interesting. People are seriously going to talk. 
8:05 - Tansy, never knew I missed you sweetheart. 
8:06 - ROSE!! FINALLY!! "Not for money. That's illegal." 
8:07 - "I don't know anything about horses." MISTAKES?! Are you crazy, Zoe?! You didn't make a damn mistake with being with Wade!
8:08 - Oh, I don't really like- Oh, what's happening here? "What-what is he doing?" "He might out this on his Twitter." "Never. Ever. Never ever. Ever!" 
8:09 - Oh, Levon isn't too happy. "Not now, not now." Not great news apparently. 
8:10 - "Really?" OH HELL NO! 

Commercial Break #1 - Bored...

8:14 - "Phill-Bell?" "He hates us." "He's talking about Tansy." "Yeah, I figured that out." 
8:15 - Oh my God! 
8:16 - I love Tansy! "If we can find proof." 
8:17 - Oh no. "No rumors." "Nobody likes the press." "No comment. Get out!" "Still no." You just asked your girlfriend to stall. This should be interest.
8:18 - "Promise me?" "I can hear you rolling your eyes!" 
8:19 - "Secret affair." 
8:20 - "Look it up." "Now I know what fake me, took up that fake affair." Okay, Joel, that was funny. Even if I didn't laugh.

Commercial Break #2 

8:25 - "Coconuts on my boobs."
8:26 - "To the photo copy machine." This should be very interesting. And they got passed without single look.
8:27 - WHAT?! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! 
8:28 - "You need to write those." This is going to be SO interesting. 
8:29 - "See? Bananas." This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Sorry...

Commercial Break #3 

8:31 - Oh, shit. This won't end well at all. 
8:32 - And there goes the affair. "I think we've entered phase two. Act natural." 
8:33 - Oh dear God! WHAT ABOUT LEVON?! HE DOESN'T KNOW!! 
8:34 - "I am over Tansy." "I'm not going to- Holy crap!" 
8:35 - OH SHIT!! "A giant mall?" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Ah, he does know. Good. "Photos?!" 
8:36 - "Oh no we don't." "Oh, yes we do." Oh...OH! 
8:37 - "Okay?" Zoe, close your mouth. And you didn't close your mouth. Way to go...

Commercial Break #4

8:42 - This should be rather interesting. 
8:43 - What the hell are you talking about Brick?
8:44 - "Are you okay?" 
8:45 - Oops. 
8:46 - "You mean like you did?" 
8:47 - BECAUSE SHE STILL FUCKING LOVES YOU!! 

Commercial Break #5

8:50 - "That's weird. Me too." 
8:51 - Bluebell is in big trouble, not just because- 
8:52 - "Uh..." Poor Levon. "Oh boy, she did." 
8:53 - Well, he almost got the girl. And the town is up in arms for sure. 
8:54 - "Panic now!" Really? FOR FUCKING REAL?! 
8:55 - YOU DON'T LOVE JOEL!! YOU FUCKING LOVE WADE ZOE!! 
8:56 - NO!! Great... I just want Zade to happen again.
8:57 - That's actually probably a good way of putting it, George. There's a reason this song is playing because of George and Tansy, Zoe and Wade.
8:58 - Nice try Rose.
8:59 - Zoe, you still love Wade! Just admit it. 

~Molly