Once Upon a Time - Season Five Premiere

That's right, faithful readers, reactions are back in business! And being back in business with these reactions, that means tonight is the first reaction for the fall season! Once Upon a Time may have gone downhill a lot last season and I didn't like the whole Frozen thing (I'm over Frozen now), but Dark Swan looks completely badass. I can't wait to see Evil Emma working with Gold! I'm so excited for this season!

Now, who's ready for Once Upon a Time?

Once Upon a Time

Season Five Premiere

THE DARK SWAN

8:00: And it's begins! AH! Reactions are back! And we're flashing back to when Sword and the Stone came out! 
8:01: Young Emma is too cute! "Bad things." "Leave the sword alone." 
8:02: And we're in Camelot, I think. Yeah, we are. 
8:03: "Someone beat us here." There's the sword! Oh, that was interesting.
8:04: "Your turn." "Where's the rest of it?" 
8:05: OH MY GOD!! "No, she's a problem, for all of us." Regina, sass master! Regina called Hook, Guy Liner!!! HAHAHA XD
8:06: "She's not in this world." DARK SWAN!! YES!
8:07: "I'm many things." "Think of me as your guide." 
8:08: "I'll never hurt the people I love."
8:09: Oh no. That's not good. "Guess that's my cue." "Watch it, I know what I'm doing." 
8:10: "No. No, no, not my sister." Hook's got a point. Oh, Emma's got some new powers.
8:11: "It's you." "So, did you enjoy it? Your first taste of darkness?" 

Commercial Break: It looks like she did. The beginning of Dark Swan has begun! 

8:15: THE ROSE!! Hello Wicked Witch. "Careful."
8:16: "I'm listening." "Picture it careful." "I said don't use magic!" 
8:17: "Go away." "Quite unwilling!" 
8:18: Why do I feel myself loving the Wicked Witch more and more? And there goes the love. Hidden agenda!
8:19: Merida! "Just cursed with dark magic." "Oh, never mind." 
8:20: "Well why not?"
8:21: Okay, I love Merida! "You what?" 
8:22: "We're going to break out the Wicked Witch."

Commercial Break: I like this hook, needing Emma back, being all badass! And getting Henry involved! I don't know if Emma will be happy about this plan either. 

8:25: "What exactly is your hurry?" 
8:26: "Oh, not just your land." "What month is it?" I love Merida! I seriously do. 
8:27: Oh, let's not kill off Merida within the first few minutes. And Merida wasn't asleep either. 
8:29: Oh shit. This is hilarious! The hell?! "You should have listened to my sister." 

Commercial Break: Well, Hook regrets that.

8:33: "You...let...her out?" 
8:34: Robin and... Ah shit. "Well, you dear." 
8:35: Oh, Wicked Witch is very creepy. "I have to."
8:36: "What the hell happened?" "We're taking it to Emma." 
8:37: "What does it look like?" 
8:38: "I can explain." Emma, don't! I like Merida! 

Commercial Break: I'm currently conflicted. I don't know if I'm enjoying this episode as much as I first thought. The humor is fantastic, mainly because I love Regina but...there's something off about tonight's episode and I can't put my finger on it.

8:42: "We'll be fine." 
8:43: "Emma's baby blanket." "You did?"
8:44: "Certain death!" "Certain?" "Hold on tight everyone!" There goes Granny's place, right into the storm.
8:45: Don't kill her! Please don't kill her! 
8:46: That was fast. "You don't know that." 
8:47: "I can't do that to my family. To you." "Heroes and villains together, for you." 
8:48: Oh, that hug looks odd. Hook knows Emma is down a dark road - pun completely intended! 

Commercial Break

8:52: "Are you okay?" "Thank you for...sort of understanding."
8:53: Don't give Emma the dagger. "Someone needs to watch me." "Are you serious?" 
8:54: "I saved you. You save me." Henry is almost as tall as Emma. "You brought Granny's. And Granny. And Leroy."
8:55: "Find us?" "You were expecting us?" "Merlin, where is he?" "Where?" 
8:56: "Why, Camelot, of course." Welcome to Camelot. I think Camelot is bigger than Snow and Charming's Castle. 
8:57: Six Weeks Later? Oh no. What just happened? "What are you guys doing here?" "Bloody hell." "What the hell are we wearing?" "Again?" "Where's Emma?" 
8:58: DARK SWAN!! "What happened to you?" "And you failed." Okay, the episode is 10x better than it was before! "Looking for this." 
8:59: "You're about to be punished." "Because...I'm the Dark One."

Well, damn. See you next week, Oncers!

Once Upon a Time - Premiere - A Tale of Two Sisters (S4, Ep1)

Once Upon A Time

Season Four Premiere

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters 

I'm excited to have Once Upon a Time back! I haven't read anything besides who was playing Elsa, Anna, and the rest of the Frozen cast. So I'm going in blind. Let's the 'storm' begin. 

See what I did there?

Yeah, probably not that funny. Never mind.

8:00 - AND IT BEGINS!! We're on a ship with Anna.
8:01 - Not Anna! Their parents! And there goes the ship, damn. 5 years later. I'm focused. 
8:02 - There's Anna and Elsa. "It's for your wedding." We're going back and forth - oh dammit! 
8:03 - "Storybrook." Poor Regina! And Emma is going after her. "Not now, Swan." "I didn't intend to cause you pain."
8:04 - "Maybe she did." "The worst my life becomes." 
8:05 - "You and the Evil Queen?" I love Charming. "Don't you know who she is." "She can't, she's come too far." 
8:06 - Grumpy. "Sleepy!" And Elsa stopped the car. 

Commercial Break - Elsa looked pissed. 

8:10 - Elsa looked very pissed. And confused. And scared. "It's an attic." 
8:11 - Anna's wedding dress is their mother's. Oh, damn. This girl playing Anna is perfect! "Something new to go with something borrowed."
8:12 - "...for a reindeer." OH ANNA LOOKS BEAUTIFUL! 
8:13 - "It's all my fault!" Aww! Gold and Belle. Oh, shit, really!? Did we have to bring Bae back this way?! I don't want to remember this.
8:14 - "Papa, I'm afraid." I don't want to live through this. Yeah, you are obsessed with power, Gold.
8:15 - Gold, you're pulling at my heartstrings right now. "I promise." 
8:16 - Robin! I love Robin! I need Robin and Regina together, please! I hate this Marian thing. Oh, he does, Regina. 
8:17 - "Was real. Yes." Oh, thank God!! NO!!!!!!!!!! ROBIN YOU ARE RUINING IT!!! SHIT!! I HATE YOU WRITER!!!!!! 
8:18 - HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO!!!!!!!! Until a mirror breaks apparently. Oh, shit, Regina's turning back. Ah damn. 
8:19 - Are you telling me Anna's been in the psych ward for years now? Looks like it. NO, NOT THE MIRROR!!! Regina, no. YOU ARE GOOD, REGINA!! 

Commercial Break - Regina... GRR!! YOU WRITERS SUCK!

8:23 - Oh, an old house. 
8:24 - Oh, Gold. What are you doing? I love Belle, so adorable. 
8:25 - I know where we are. We're in Anna and Elsa's house. And look what they are wearing! JUST LIKE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!! DAMN! These costumes are fantastic. 
8:26 - Look at baby Neal! "Speaking of." 
8:27 - So much for talking, huh? Anna ran in the woods in a wedding dress. Let's hope Kristoff didn't see it. 
8:28 - "They were scared of me. That's why they left." "You are not a monster."
8:29 - "I know it." They found her. Emma, let's not use a gun. 
8:30 - "Oh, that's a new one." Yep, I'm with you on that one, Hook.

Commercial Break - At least they got the snow monster...kinda right... I suppose.

8:33 - "They're practically family." THE TROLLS!! 
8:34 - THE TROLLS ARE SO CUTE!! 
8:35 - Oh, now we know why Elsa is looking for Anna. Anna went missing. Emma landed on top of Hook! Way to go, Grumpy. 
8:36 - Oh, Regina! Don't do it! Please don't do it! 
8:37 - "Right." 
8:38 - You are a mirror now. "Now, help me." 
8:39 - I'm so confused with these time jumps! "Exactly." 

Commercial Break 

8:44 - Run away! "Where's Anna?" 
8:45 - "We need more frosting." "I mean, that's a lie." "You're trying to delay me." 
8:46 - Kristoff is so hot! "Some kind of snow monster." 
8:47 - "You can do this." Emma using her magic to piss it off. "Really?!" Good girl, Regina. See, Regina's good, Marian. You blew things out of control.
8:48 - "Maybe I'm not." "Welcome to Storybrook, Marian." 

Commercial Break - Just got a tease of Galavant! DON'T TEASE ME ABC!! 

8:53 - "I don't know what that is." KISS HER!!!!!! EMMA! 
8:54 - "Over Regina?" NO! PLEASE NO!! And a kiss. "Be patient." "Including you." No, Emma you gave Regina an idea. 
8:55 - "And it's always been right." "Find the writer." "It's time to change the book." 
8:56 - Oh, perfect. Villains and happy endings - hasn't worked for Gold yet. Even though he's married to his love. Oh, shit. Gold what are you doing?
8:57 - Something with magic. What is that? Oh, the necklace! 
8:58 - "Are you really saying no to the queen?" "She didn't want me to." Oh, are we going to get an unnecessary love triangle between Elsa, Anna, and Kristoff? 
8:59 - "The Enchanted Forest." I should have known! "Don't worry, Anna, I will find you." 

~Molly

Once Upon a Time - 2hr Season Finale - Snow Drift and There's No Place Like Home (S3, Ep 21&22)

Once Upon a Time - Snow Drift and There's No Place Like Home

Officially been renewed for a season four! YAY!

Tonight is the 2 hour season finale and I have no idea what will happen in tonight's episodes. Something big to lead them into next season. I also know that the Knive or something from OUAT in Wonderland has been added to tonight's episode and I think a regular to next season! 

Wait, are we going back to Wonderland?! Emma gets sucked into a portal with Hook, right? I'm not making this up! Are we going to Wonderland by the end of tonight's episode?! 

8:00 - Here we go, Oncers. Recapping! YOU AREN'T GOING TO NEW YORK EMMA!! 
8:01 - Oh, Emma's watching someone take a kid home. That's kinda sad - more like really sad. 
8:02 - Cute Emma. Let's just hide Snow's bump. Oh, Emma. 
8:03 - OMG!! SO CUTE!! ROBIN AND REGINA!!! Those feelings right now. No, what's wrong? Tell him what Tink said. Just tell him! 
8:04 - Telling stories to each other, awww! THANK YOU GOD!! THANK YOU FOR TELLING HIM!! "It was me?" "Yes." "It's all about timing."
8:05 - This show is terrible on timing! So terrible. "And this doesn't qualify? 
8:06 - Don't trust him, Belle. For now. Is Belle really such an idiot? 
8:07 - RUDY!! "Which healed." Oh, Katherine. Damn, didn't know she would be in tonight's episode. 
8:08 - "Like mother, like daughter." "Right, Miss Swan?" Please, Hook, convince her! 
8:09 - "What is that?" "That is a problem." "Its open." 

Commercial Break 

8:13 - How did no one see that before? "Unless you did something to her." "Wonderful." 
8:14 - They ACTUALLY believed that? It's an important call Emma, answer it. Please! 
8:15 - "And that was in New York?" 
8:16 - "You could be." Aww, look at Hook's face, Emma. Please! "What the hell is that?" If you asked your dad's call, you would have been notified.
8:17 - EMMA! HOOK! EMMA!! That's never gonna happen, Hook. 
8:18 - "I have a pretty good idea." 

Commercial Break

8:22 - "Not where. When." 
8:23 - That was odd, trying to explain pop culture to Hook. Evil Regina, YES! 
8:24 - MARCO AND AUGUST!! AH!! Hey, at least Hook's got common sense. 
8:25 - Someone's eying her breasts. 
8:26 - HEY! I remember this! Not the queen but her father and his fiancée. 
8:27 - Oops! Ah damn. Way to go Emma! 
8:28 - You just changed time, Emma. WAY TO FUCKING GO!! 

Commercial Break 

8:32 - She sounds so interested in the house. Black Beard? 
8:33 - Damn, let's just kill Hook. Haha PLEASE DON'T! 
8:34 - "You will." "Yes."
8:35 - Good idea. "You've changed things. What have you done?" That's the perfect look, Gold. 
8:36 - Rumple is too cool. 
8:37 - "The ripple effect." "Allow me." 
8:38 - "Now, go undo it." "Me."

Commercial Break - Just talk to your past-self Hook. Perfect idea.

8:42 - "There I am." He's jealous of himself? Only in Storybrook.
8:43 - Hook, this is going to backfire so badly. 
8:44 - "What fun would that be?" She knows the way to Hook's heart. 
8:45 - Go Emma! "Can't hold your rum?" 
8:46 - Uh, oh. "His ship." Oh, Hook is going to be so pissed! 
8:47 - He just punched himself!! 

Commercial Break

8:51 - Rumple is too cool! He's being a fairy-god mother? 
8:52 - Interesting. "I am...uh... Prince..." 
8:53 - Charles and Lela? HAHAHAHAHA "You were saying?" "Blend in." 
8:54 - Come on, Snow. You can do it! Get the damn ring and fast! "All you can say is I told you so?" 
8:55 - "My hero." Come on, Snow!! And here's the Evil Queen. 
8:56 - "You're a girl?" "You're Snow White!" 
8:57 - Go Snow. Go! "Mission accomplished." 
8:58 - Not really. Oh, shit. Emma! "Take her away." 
8:59 - Oops. And episode two starts now! There's Emma with Neal. 
9:00 - The swing chair ride! "So, what's your story, Neal?" 
9:01 - "It's my father." "It was home, it was nice." "You just miss it." And now Emma is magically changed. 
9:02 - "I knew where Snow White was hiding." "Same as you."
9:03 - You better get out of there, Emma. And fast. "Don't care. Charming suits you." 
9:04 - "Prince Charles." 
9:05 - Oh, how I forgot how much I loved Snow in the beginning.

Commercial Break

9:09 - Off we go. "Fairy dust." "Did you?" "Yes."
9:10 - And magically its NIGHT. 
9:11 - Oh, there is. HOOK LOVES EMMA!! AND IT IS TRUE LOVE!!! "Hope you remember that." 
9:12 - I think Emma is choosing to stay in Storybrook! 
9:13 - "It's all about the tumblers." "What are you waiting for? Go!" RUDY TURNED INTO A WOLF!! AH!! 
9:14 - "Follow me." 
9:15 - Snow went to see Regina. Wonder what will happen?

Commercial Break 

9:19 - "You plan to kill me?" 
9:20 - Like it was going to work. "You can kill me, Regina." "She dies tonight." 
9:21 - Yes, please comfort Emma in this time of need. 
9:22 - That truly changed things. "Here and now. I'm still here. How is that possible?" 
9:23 - It's a lady bug! "Wonderful. Anyway fluent in bug?" "Lela." 
9:24 - Random hug from a random stranger. "Red!" 

Commercial Break 

9:28 - "I suppose I should...thank you." 
9:29 - "This is good. This will work." "Who knows?" "Trust us." 
9:30 - "Well, I guess we're kidnapping you." "Bloody hell." 
9:31 - Why did he have that in his pocket? Like seriously? 
9:32 - She's using dirt from the forest. Or sand. 
9:33 - "Yeah, not me at all." 
9:34 - "I almost believed that." "Must run in the family." "We did it." 

Commercial Break

9:39 - "Find Snow White." "Long story." "I cannot." 
9:40 - Oh damn. The vault. 
9:41 - "But you can." "Not any more." "It's time to stop running!" "I want to stop running." "Watching my mother die." 
9:42 - "Thinking she was dead." "Its gotta stop." "He was bringing me home. Neal was right." 
9:43 - "Storybrook is my home." "Look down." GOOD JOB EMMA!! 
9:44 - "Does he forgive me?" "He dies." "He died a hero." 
9:45 - "What the hell am I doing in here?" Hard landing.
9:46 - "I'm fine. I'm home." "We're staying in Storybrook?" And she said mom and dad! GOD!! 

Commercial Break

9:51 - "A fairytale princess as last." WHAT'S THE BABY'S NAME?! 
9:52 - Saw that coming. Prince Neal. "It's so nice to meet you Neal." "I'm in the book now." 
9:53 - "Must have been the rum." "You're a bloody hero, Swan." SHE CALLED HIM KILLAN!! 
9:54 - KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS- "You traded your ship for me?" THANK YOU!!! A very private wedding I see. I didn't think we'd see a wedding from them until next season. 
9:55 - No cliffhanger please! Please no cliffhanger! Emma loves Hook, thank you God!! But what is going to happen in the next five minutes? 
9:56 - Sorry, updating my mom on Regina and Robin.
9:57 - God, they are so cute together! But something is going to happen. "Just stay here." 
9:58 - "As evil?" "I understand." THIS WON'T END WELL!!!  
9:59 - REGINA IS GOING TO KILL YOU!! "I just wanted to save her life." "I didn't know." What is going on? 
10:00 - ELSA?! 

~Molly

Resurrection - Pilot

I don't know much about this show but it looks rather interesting. I'm going to reaction the pilot and most likely the finale. I don't know how much I'll react to so, this will be interesting. 

It kinda reminds me of 4400 - if you guys remember that show but they did die and we don't know if they have any powers. 

Now on with the show!

9:00 - We start with the little boy who died, waking up in...I think it's China.
9:01 - This is going to hard to explain. How is no one raising an eyebrow at the kid right now? Like seriously? He doesn't look like them. 
9:02 - Well, now they see him. Nice going. It's Kim from EUReKA. "It's a kid." 
9:03 - "Who knows?" That's too early, look a little more bad in time my friends.
9:04 - He likes Donkey Kong.
9:05 - Arcadia. Nice. That was a bit rude. 
9:06 - It's odd not seeing people with iPhones in TV shows now. But that's just me. "You owe me big time." 
9:07 - Arcadia must look the same as normal to him, with some minor improvements. 
9:08 - Aww, Jacob is about to be reunited with his parents. Ain't no chainsaw, sir. "Why?" "I have him." 
9:09 - "My son died 32 years ago." "Frog in a bender." "Daddy!" "Jacob?" 

Commercial Break 

9:13 - Jacob's backstory. The kid really likes Donkey Kong apparently, and doesn't seem too upset around the phone. 
9:14 - This kid is so adorable! "You look different." Jacob's like, 'what is my mommy doing?' 
9:15 - The picture is him.
9:16 - "Hi Uncle Fred." OH SHIT! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM?! 
9:17 - This kid! He's so cute! I bet he doesn't have a heartbeat. For a moment or so.
9:18 - "You look like my Aunt Barbra." 
9:19 - Oh, more to the story than they are leading on. Shit. And there's our other returnee. 

Commercial Break 

9:24 - "But I need more time." They aren't going to remove the boy. HEY! IT'S MARK!! I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!
9:25 - "Of course he has." 
9:26 - I like the mom, I really do. Oh, everyone seems to know Jacob. "Did I die?" "What?" "Did we all die?"
9:27 - Jacob knows something's up. 
9:28 - She looks familiar. I don't know who she is though. 
9:29 - "Doesn't make it any easier." Your father is a dick, that's the best thing I can say right now. He is a down right bastard. 
9:30 - It's the same kid! 

Commercial Break

9:36 - Apparently so. "You ever look at that before?" "No."
9:37 - Why is this church so...white? So bright? "What happened?" 
9:38 - Now you believe the boy.
9:39 - Like no one saw that one coming. Each returnee much know each other or something. 
9:40 - Thinking about his son as the cop goes after him. 
9:41 - He's never gone.

Commercial Break

9:45 - Jacob is looking for something, what? Interesting, an old toy. 
9:46 - "As long as you don't run away again." 
9:47 - "Do what you have to do." 
9:48 - I'm loving the backstory of Jacob and how everyone got the story wrong. 
9:49 - "Nothing." "Nothing at all?" "I woke up." "Are you going to take me away?" 
9:50 - He is going to 100% theirs. 
9:51 - "You believed." Well, in 32 years, there's probably just bones and other things. 
9:52 - When is Tom going to 'meet' is fiancée again? I want him to meet her again. As everyone see Jacob and his mom come into the church. 
9:53 - She obviously doesn't care what people think. And here's our priest who doesn't know what's going on. Just like everyone else. 
9:54 - Oh shit. Nice way of telling your brother that. 
9:55 - Aren't we going to meet the rest of the returnees? That's what I call them, sorry. And here we go. 
9:56 - Nice to lie to your boss. "And he's got a gun." 
9:57 - Here's number two. "It's okay." "Dad?" 
9:58 - Can't wait to find out what's going on here. 

I'm leaving you here. 

~Molly