That's right, faithful readers, reactions are back in business! And being back in business with these reactions, that means tonight is the first reaction for the fall season! Once Upon a Time may have gone downhill a lot last season and I didn't like the whole Frozen thing (I'm over Frozen now), but Dark Swan looks completely badass. I can't wait to see Evil Emma working with Gold! I'm so excited for this season!
Now, who's ready for Once Upon a Time?
Once Upon a Time
Season Five Premiere
THE DARK SWAN
8:00: And it's begins! AH! Reactions are back! And we're flashing back to when Sword and the Stone came out!
8:01: Young Emma is too cute! "Bad things." "Leave the sword alone."
8:02: And we're in Camelot, I think. Yeah, we are.
8:03: "Someone beat us here." There's the sword! Oh, that was interesting.
8:04: "Your turn." "Where's the rest of it?"
8:05: OH MY GOD!! "No, she's a problem, for all of us." Regina, sass master! Regina called Hook, Guy Liner!!! HAHAHA XD
8:06: "She's not in this world." DARK SWAN!! YES!
8:07: "I'm many things." "Think of me as your guide."
8:08: "I'll never hurt the people I love."
8:09: Oh no. That's not good. "Guess that's my cue." "Watch it, I know what I'm doing."
8:10: "No. No, no, not my sister." Hook's got a point. Oh, Emma's got some new powers.
8:11: "It's you." "So, did you enjoy it? Your first taste of darkness?"
Commercial Break: It looks like she did. The beginning of Dark Swan has begun!
8:15: THE ROSE!! Hello Wicked Witch. "Careful."
8:16: "I'm listening." "Picture it careful." "I said don't use magic!"
8:17: "Go away." "Quite unwilling!"
8:18: Why do I feel myself loving the Wicked Witch more and more? And there goes the love. Hidden agenda!
8:19: Merida! "Just cursed with dark magic." "Oh, never mind."
8:20: "Well why not?"
8:21: Okay, I love Merida! "You what?"
8:22: "We're going to break out the Wicked Witch."
Commercial Break: I like this hook, needing Emma back, being all badass! And getting Henry involved! I don't know if Emma will be happy about this plan either.
8:25: "What exactly is your hurry?"
8:26: "Oh, not just your land." "What month is it?" I love Merida! I seriously do.
8:27: Oh, let's not kill off Merida within the first few minutes. And Merida wasn't asleep either.
8:29: Oh shit. This is hilarious! The hell?! "You should have listened to my sister."
Commercial Break: Well, Hook regrets that.
8:33: "You...let...her out?"
8:34: Robin and... Ah shit. "Well, you dear."
8:35: Oh, Wicked Witch is very creepy. "I have to."
8:36: "What the hell happened?" "We're taking it to Emma."
8:37: "What does it look like?"
8:38: "I can explain." Emma, don't! I like Merida!
Commercial Break: I'm currently conflicted. I don't know if I'm enjoying this episode as much as I first thought. The humor is fantastic, mainly because I love Regina but...there's something off about tonight's episode and I can't put my finger on it.
8:42: "We'll be fine."
8:43: "Emma's baby blanket." "You did?"
8:44: "Certain death!" "Certain?" "Hold on tight everyone!" There goes Granny's place, right into the storm.
8:45: Don't kill her! Please don't kill her!
8:46: That was fast. "You don't know that."
8:47: "I can't do that to my family. To you." "Heroes and villains together, for you."
8:48: Oh, that hug looks odd. Hook knows Emma is down a dark road - pun completely intended!
Commercial Break
8:52: "Are you okay?" "Thank you for...sort of understanding."
8:53: Don't give Emma the dagger. "Someone needs to watch me." "Are you serious?"
8:54: "I saved you. You save me." Henry is almost as tall as Emma. "You brought Granny's. And Granny. And Leroy."
8:55: "Find us?" "You were expecting us?" "Merlin, where is he?" "Where?"
8:56: "Why, Camelot, of course." Welcome to Camelot. I think Camelot is bigger than Snow and Charming's Castle.
8:57: Six Weeks Later? Oh no. What just happened? "What are you guys doing here?" "Bloody hell." "What the hell are we wearing?" "Again?" "Where's Emma?"
8:58: DARK SWAN!! "What happened to you?" "And you failed." Okay, the episode is 10x better than it was before! "Looking for this."
8:59: "You're about to be punished." "Because...I'm the Dark One."
Well, damn. See you next week, Oncers!
8:01: Young Emma is too cute! "Bad things." "Leave the sword alone."
8:02: And we're in Camelot, I think. Yeah, we are.
8:03: "Someone beat us here." There's the sword! Oh, that was interesting.
8:04: "Your turn." "Where's the rest of it?"
8:05: OH MY GOD!! "No, she's a problem, for all of us." Regina, sass master! Regina called Hook, Guy Liner!!! HAHAHA XD
8:06: "She's not in this world." DARK SWAN!! YES!
8:07: "I'm many things." "Think of me as your guide."
8:08: "I'll never hurt the people I love."
8:09: Oh no. That's not good. "Guess that's my cue." "Watch it, I know what I'm doing."
8:10: "No. No, no, not my sister." Hook's got a point. Oh, Emma's got some new powers.
8:11: "It's you." "So, did you enjoy it? Your first taste of darkness?"
Commercial Break: It looks like she did. The beginning of Dark Swan has begun!
8:15: THE ROSE!! Hello Wicked Witch. "Careful."
8:16: "I'm listening." "Picture it careful." "I said don't use magic!"
8:17: "Go away." "Quite unwilling!"
8:18: Why do I feel myself loving the Wicked Witch more and more? And there goes the love. Hidden agenda!
8:19: Merida! "Just cursed with dark magic." "Oh, never mind."
8:20: "Well why not?"
8:21: Okay, I love Merida! "You what?"
8:22: "We're going to break out the Wicked Witch."
Commercial Break: I like this hook, needing Emma back, being all badass! And getting Henry involved! I don't know if Emma will be happy about this plan either.
8:25: "What exactly is your hurry?"
8:26: "Oh, not just your land." "What month is it?" I love Merida! I seriously do.
8:27: Oh, let's not kill off Merida within the first few minutes. And Merida wasn't asleep either.
8:29: Oh shit. This is hilarious! The hell?! "You should have listened to my sister."
Commercial Break: Well, Hook regrets that.
8:33: "You...let...her out?"
8:34: Robin and... Ah shit. "Well, you dear."
8:35: Oh, Wicked Witch is very creepy. "I have to."
8:36: "What the hell happened?" "We're taking it to Emma."
8:37: "What does it look like?"
8:38: "I can explain." Emma, don't! I like Merida!
Commercial Break: I'm currently conflicted. I don't know if I'm enjoying this episode as much as I first thought. The humor is fantastic, mainly because I love Regina but...there's something off about tonight's episode and I can't put my finger on it.
8:42: "We'll be fine."
8:43: "Emma's baby blanket." "You did?"
8:44: "Certain death!" "Certain?" "Hold on tight everyone!" There goes Granny's place, right into the storm.
8:45: Don't kill her! Please don't kill her!
8:46: That was fast. "You don't know that."
8:47: "I can't do that to my family. To you." "Heroes and villains together, for you."
8:48: Oh, that hug looks odd. Hook knows Emma is down a dark road - pun completely intended!
Commercial Break
8:52: "Are you okay?" "Thank you for...sort of understanding."
8:53: Don't give Emma the dagger. "Someone needs to watch me." "Are you serious?"
8:54: "I saved you. You save me." Henry is almost as tall as Emma. "You brought Granny's. And Granny. And Leroy."
8:55: "Find us?" "You were expecting us?" "Merlin, where is he?" "Where?"
8:56: "Why, Camelot, of course." Welcome to Camelot. I think Camelot is bigger than Snow and Charming's Castle.
8:57: Six Weeks Later? Oh no. What just happened? "What are you guys doing here?" "Bloody hell." "What the hell are we wearing?" "Again?" "Where's Emma?"
8:58: DARK SWAN!! "What happened to you?" "And you failed." Okay, the episode is 10x better than it was before! "Looking for this."
8:59: "You're about to be punished." "Because...I'm the Dark One."
Well, damn. See you next week, Oncers!
