Once Upon a Time - Season Five Premiere

That's right, faithful readers, reactions are back in business! And being back in business with these reactions, that means tonight is the first reaction for the fall season! Once Upon a Time may have gone downhill a lot last season and I didn't like the whole Frozen thing (I'm over Frozen now), but Dark Swan looks completely badass. I can't wait to see Evil Emma working with Gold! I'm so excited for this season!

Now, who's ready for Once Upon a Time?

Once Upon a Time

Season Five Premiere

THE DARK SWAN

8:00: And it's begins! AH! Reactions are back! And we're flashing back to when Sword and the Stone came out! 
8:01: Young Emma is too cute! "Bad things." "Leave the sword alone." 
8:02: And we're in Camelot, I think. Yeah, we are. 
8:03: "Someone beat us here." There's the sword! Oh, that was interesting.
8:04: "Your turn." "Where's the rest of it?" 
8:05: OH MY GOD!! "No, she's a problem, for all of us." Regina, sass master! Regina called Hook, Guy Liner!!! HAHAHA XD
8:06: "She's not in this world." DARK SWAN!! YES!
8:07: "I'm many things." "Think of me as your guide." 
8:08: "I'll never hurt the people I love."
8:09: Oh no. That's not good. "Guess that's my cue." "Watch it, I know what I'm doing." 
8:10: "No. No, no, not my sister." Hook's got a point. Oh, Emma's got some new powers.
8:11: "It's you." "So, did you enjoy it? Your first taste of darkness?" 

Commercial Break: It looks like she did. The beginning of Dark Swan has begun! 

8:15: THE ROSE!! Hello Wicked Witch. "Careful."
8:16: "I'm listening." "Picture it careful." "I said don't use magic!" 
8:17: "Go away." "Quite unwilling!" 
8:18: Why do I feel myself loving the Wicked Witch more and more? And there goes the love. Hidden agenda!
8:19: Merida! "Just cursed with dark magic." "Oh, never mind." 
8:20: "Well why not?"
8:21: Okay, I love Merida! "You what?" 
8:22: "We're going to break out the Wicked Witch."

Commercial Break: I like this hook, needing Emma back, being all badass! And getting Henry involved! I don't know if Emma will be happy about this plan either. 

8:25: "What exactly is your hurry?" 
8:26: "Oh, not just your land." "What month is it?" I love Merida! I seriously do. 
8:27: Oh, let's not kill off Merida within the first few minutes. And Merida wasn't asleep either. 
8:29: Oh shit. This is hilarious! The hell?! "You should have listened to my sister." 

Commercial Break: Well, Hook regrets that.

8:33: "You...let...her out?" 
8:34: Robin and... Ah shit. "Well, you dear." 
8:35: Oh, Wicked Witch is very creepy. "I have to."
8:36: "What the hell happened?" "We're taking it to Emma." 
8:37: "What does it look like?" 
8:38: "I can explain." Emma, don't! I like Merida! 

Commercial Break: I'm currently conflicted. I don't know if I'm enjoying this episode as much as I first thought. The humor is fantastic, mainly because I love Regina but...there's something off about tonight's episode and I can't put my finger on it.

8:42: "We'll be fine." 
8:43: "Emma's baby blanket." "You did?"
8:44: "Certain death!" "Certain?" "Hold on tight everyone!" There goes Granny's place, right into the storm.
8:45: Don't kill her! Please don't kill her! 
8:46: That was fast. "You don't know that." 
8:47: "I can't do that to my family. To you." "Heroes and villains together, for you." 
8:48: Oh, that hug looks odd. Hook knows Emma is down a dark road - pun completely intended! 

Commercial Break

8:52: "Are you okay?" "Thank you for...sort of understanding."
8:53: Don't give Emma the dagger. "Someone needs to watch me." "Are you serious?" 
8:54: "I saved you. You save me." Henry is almost as tall as Emma. "You brought Granny's. And Granny. And Leroy."
8:55: "Find us?" "You were expecting us?" "Merlin, where is he?" "Where?" 
8:56: "Why, Camelot, of course." Welcome to Camelot. I think Camelot is bigger than Snow and Charming's Castle. 
8:57: Six Weeks Later? Oh no. What just happened? "What are you guys doing here?" "Bloody hell." "What the hell are we wearing?" "Again?" "Where's Emma?" 
8:58: DARK SWAN!! "What happened to you?" "And you failed." Okay, the episode is 10x better than it was before! "Looking for this." 
8:59: "You're about to be punished." "Because...I'm the Dark One."

Well, damn. See you next week, Oncers!

Once Upon a Time - Premiere - A Tale of Two Sisters (S4, Ep1)

Once Upon A Time

Season Four Premiere

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters 

I'm excited to have Once Upon a Time back! I haven't read anything besides who was playing Elsa, Anna, and the rest of the Frozen cast. So I'm going in blind. Let's the 'storm' begin. 

See what I did there?

Yeah, probably not that funny. Never mind.

8:00 - AND IT BEGINS!! We're on a ship with Anna.
8:01 - Not Anna! Their parents! And there goes the ship, damn. 5 years later. I'm focused. 
8:02 - There's Anna and Elsa. "It's for your wedding." We're going back and forth - oh dammit! 
8:03 - "Storybrook." Poor Regina! And Emma is going after her. "Not now, Swan." "I didn't intend to cause you pain."
8:04 - "Maybe she did." "The worst my life becomes." 
8:05 - "You and the Evil Queen?" I love Charming. "Don't you know who she is." "She can't, she's come too far." 
8:06 - Grumpy. "Sleepy!" And Elsa stopped the car. 

Commercial Break - Elsa looked pissed. 

8:10 - Elsa looked very pissed. And confused. And scared. "It's an attic." 
8:11 - Anna's wedding dress is their mother's. Oh, damn. This girl playing Anna is perfect! "Something new to go with something borrowed."
8:12 - "...for a reindeer." OH ANNA LOOKS BEAUTIFUL! 
8:13 - "It's all my fault!" Aww! Gold and Belle. Oh, shit, really!? Did we have to bring Bae back this way?! I don't want to remember this.
8:14 - "Papa, I'm afraid." I don't want to live through this. Yeah, you are obsessed with power, Gold.
8:15 - Gold, you're pulling at my heartstrings right now. "I promise." 
8:16 - Robin! I love Robin! I need Robin and Regina together, please! I hate this Marian thing. Oh, he does, Regina. 
8:17 - "Was real. Yes." Oh, thank God!! NO!!!!!!!!!! ROBIN YOU ARE RUINING IT!!! SHIT!! I HATE YOU WRITER!!!!!! 
8:18 - HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO!!!!!!!! Until a mirror breaks apparently. Oh, shit, Regina's turning back. Ah damn. 
8:19 - Are you telling me Anna's been in the psych ward for years now? Looks like it. NO, NOT THE MIRROR!!! Regina, no. YOU ARE GOOD, REGINA!! 

Commercial Break - Regina... GRR!! YOU WRITERS SUCK!

8:23 - Oh, an old house. 
8:24 - Oh, Gold. What are you doing? I love Belle, so adorable. 
8:25 - I know where we are. We're in Anna and Elsa's house. And look what they are wearing! JUST LIKE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!! DAMN! These costumes are fantastic. 
8:26 - Look at baby Neal! "Speaking of." 
8:27 - So much for talking, huh? Anna ran in the woods in a wedding dress. Let's hope Kristoff didn't see it. 
8:28 - "They were scared of me. That's why they left." "You are not a monster."
8:29 - "I know it." They found her. Emma, let's not use a gun. 
8:30 - "Oh, that's a new one." Yep, I'm with you on that one, Hook.

Commercial Break - At least they got the snow monster...kinda right... I suppose.

8:33 - "They're practically family." THE TROLLS!! 
8:34 - THE TROLLS ARE SO CUTE!! 
8:35 - Oh, now we know why Elsa is looking for Anna. Anna went missing. Emma landed on top of Hook! Way to go, Grumpy. 
8:36 - Oh, Regina! Don't do it! Please don't do it! 
8:37 - "Right." 
8:38 - You are a mirror now. "Now, help me." 
8:39 - I'm so confused with these time jumps! "Exactly." 

Commercial Break 

8:44 - Run away! "Where's Anna?" 
8:45 - "We need more frosting." "I mean, that's a lie." "You're trying to delay me." 
8:46 - Kristoff is so hot! "Some kind of snow monster." 
8:47 - "You can do this." Emma using her magic to piss it off. "Really?!" Good girl, Regina. See, Regina's good, Marian. You blew things out of control.
8:48 - "Maybe I'm not." "Welcome to Storybrook, Marian." 

Commercial Break - Just got a tease of Galavant! DON'T TEASE ME ABC!! 

8:53 - "I don't know what that is." KISS HER!!!!!! EMMA! 
8:54 - "Over Regina?" NO! PLEASE NO!! And a kiss. "Be patient." "Including you." No, Emma you gave Regina an idea. 
8:55 - "And it's always been right." "Find the writer." "It's time to change the book." 
8:56 - Oh, perfect. Villains and happy endings - hasn't worked for Gold yet. Even though he's married to his love. Oh, shit. Gold what are you doing?
8:57 - Something with magic. What is that? Oh, the necklace! 
8:58 - "Are you really saying no to the queen?" "She didn't want me to." Oh, are we going to get an unnecessary love triangle between Elsa, Anna, and Kristoff? 
8:59 - "The Enchanted Forest." I should have known! "Don't worry, Anna, I will find you." 

~Molly

September and October Reaction Schedule!!!

It is now September the 4th - my mom has her first officially day of school with the students, and it's time to bring back my reactions. If you see above, I've created a banner to show I'm ready to start back up again! 

It's time to bring out the schedule, what to expect this 2014-2015 season! 

It will start:

September 22nd with Gotham and Sleepy Hollow at 8 and 9. I will be doing Sleepy Hollow each week, mainly because I FUCKING LOVE SLEEPY HOLLOW! And you'll get to see my first reactions to Gotham in a multi-verse that I have no business to be in since I'm not a big fan of the Batman franchise, but it caught my interest. It won't be every week because it is opposite The Originals. 

September 28th with Once Upon a Time and Resurrection at 8 and 9. My Sundays have been very...boring without something to watch. So, OUAT with almost likely be every week, depending on what is going on with the Frozen theme this half of the season. Resurrection will be every week - my guilty pleasure and I can't wait to see what happens with Bellamy and Jacob at the end of last season. 

October 2nd with Vampire Diaries and Gracepoint at 8 and 9. See a trend yet? Vampire Diaries will most likely be every episodes but just like OUAT, it will depend on the episode. Gracepoint is a new show (still have to watch Broachchurch first) and I'm very interested. Since it is only 10 episodes, I'll most likely react to each episode. 

October 6th with The Originals at 8. Same with Vampire Diaries, it depends. I'm interested in seeing what will be happening this season. 

October 7th with The Flash and Supernatural at 8 and 9. Now, The Flash is only getting a one episode reaction - the pilot, because I'm not totally interested in the Flash. So, it will be getting the first reaction and that's about it. I don't have high hopes for The Flash. Supernatural will be every damn week, okay! It's the 10th season, it could be the last - part me says, please be the last season but the other part is like, NO! - so, I'll be reaction to every Demon!Dean moment! 

October 8th with Arrow at 8. Most likely with every episode, again like OUAT, VD, and TO. Depends. 

October 22nd with The 100 at 9. I hope to react to every episode - after last season, I kinda regretted not reacting to The 100 more than I actually did. I want to do every week but it will depend on how much I write in one week. I'm already clocking up the posts. 

Before September even ends I'll be up to 200 posts. 

So, see you guys soon with reactions - it's going to be a fun year!

~Molly

Once Upon a Time - 2hr Season Finale - Snow Drift and There's No Place Like Home (S3, Ep 21&22)

Once Upon a Time - Snow Drift and There's No Place Like Home

Officially been renewed for a season four! YAY!

Tonight is the 2 hour season finale and I have no idea what will happen in tonight's episodes. Something big to lead them into next season. I also know that the Knive or something from OUAT in Wonderland has been added to tonight's episode and I think a regular to next season! 

Wait, are we going back to Wonderland?! Emma gets sucked into a portal with Hook, right? I'm not making this up! Are we going to Wonderland by the end of tonight's episode?! 

8:00 - Here we go, Oncers. Recapping! YOU AREN'T GOING TO NEW YORK EMMA!! 
8:01 - Oh, Emma's watching someone take a kid home. That's kinda sad - more like really sad. 
8:02 - Cute Emma. Let's just hide Snow's bump. Oh, Emma. 
8:03 - OMG!! SO CUTE!! ROBIN AND REGINA!!! Those feelings right now. No, what's wrong? Tell him what Tink said. Just tell him! 
8:04 - Telling stories to each other, awww! THANK YOU GOD!! THANK YOU FOR TELLING HIM!! "It was me?" "Yes." "It's all about timing."
8:05 - This show is terrible on timing! So terrible. "And this doesn't qualify? 
8:06 - Don't trust him, Belle. For now. Is Belle really such an idiot? 
8:07 - RUDY!! "Which healed." Oh, Katherine. Damn, didn't know she would be in tonight's episode. 
8:08 - "Like mother, like daughter." "Right, Miss Swan?" Please, Hook, convince her! 
8:09 - "What is that?" "That is a problem." "Its open." 

Commercial Break 

8:13 - How did no one see that before? "Unless you did something to her." "Wonderful." 
8:14 - They ACTUALLY believed that? It's an important call Emma, answer it. Please! 
8:15 - "And that was in New York?" 
8:16 - "You could be." Aww, look at Hook's face, Emma. Please! "What the hell is that?" If you asked your dad's call, you would have been notified.
8:17 - EMMA! HOOK! EMMA!! That's never gonna happen, Hook. 
8:18 - "I have a pretty good idea." 

Commercial Break

8:22 - "Not where. When." 
8:23 - That was odd, trying to explain pop culture to Hook. Evil Regina, YES! 
8:24 - MARCO AND AUGUST!! AH!! Hey, at least Hook's got common sense. 
8:25 - Someone's eying her breasts. 
8:26 - HEY! I remember this! Not the queen but her father and his fiancée. 
8:27 - Oops! Ah damn. Way to go Emma! 
8:28 - You just changed time, Emma. WAY TO FUCKING GO!! 

Commercial Break 

8:32 - She sounds so interested in the house. Black Beard? 
8:33 - Damn, let's just kill Hook. Haha PLEASE DON'T! 
8:34 - "You will." "Yes."
8:35 - Good idea. "You've changed things. What have you done?" That's the perfect look, Gold. 
8:36 - Rumple is too cool. 
8:37 - "The ripple effect." "Allow me." 
8:38 - "Now, go undo it." "Me."

Commercial Break - Just talk to your past-self Hook. Perfect idea.

8:42 - "There I am." He's jealous of himself? Only in Storybrook.
8:43 - Hook, this is going to backfire so badly. 
8:44 - "What fun would that be?" She knows the way to Hook's heart. 
8:45 - Go Emma! "Can't hold your rum?" 
8:46 - Uh, oh. "His ship." Oh, Hook is going to be so pissed! 
8:47 - He just punched himself!! 

Commercial Break

8:51 - Rumple is too cool! He's being a fairy-god mother? 
8:52 - Interesting. "I am...uh... Prince..." 
8:53 - Charles and Lela? HAHAHAHAHA "You were saying?" "Blend in." 
8:54 - Come on, Snow. You can do it! Get the damn ring and fast! "All you can say is I told you so?" 
8:55 - "My hero." Come on, Snow!! And here's the Evil Queen. 
8:56 - "You're a girl?" "You're Snow White!" 
8:57 - Go Snow. Go! "Mission accomplished." 
8:58 - Not really. Oh, shit. Emma! "Take her away." 
8:59 - Oops. And episode two starts now! There's Emma with Neal. 
9:00 - The swing chair ride! "So, what's your story, Neal?" 
9:01 - "It's my father." "It was home, it was nice." "You just miss it." And now Emma is magically changed. 
9:02 - "I knew where Snow White was hiding." "Same as you."
9:03 - You better get out of there, Emma. And fast. "Don't care. Charming suits you." 
9:04 - "Prince Charles." 
9:05 - Oh, how I forgot how much I loved Snow in the beginning.

Commercial Break

9:09 - Off we go. "Fairy dust." "Did you?" "Yes."
9:10 - And magically its NIGHT. 
9:11 - Oh, there is. HOOK LOVES EMMA!! AND IT IS TRUE LOVE!!! "Hope you remember that." 
9:12 - I think Emma is choosing to stay in Storybrook! 
9:13 - "It's all about the tumblers." "What are you waiting for? Go!" RUDY TURNED INTO A WOLF!! AH!! 
9:14 - "Follow me." 
9:15 - Snow went to see Regina. Wonder what will happen?

Commercial Break 

9:19 - "You plan to kill me?" 
9:20 - Like it was going to work. "You can kill me, Regina." "She dies tonight." 
9:21 - Yes, please comfort Emma in this time of need. 
9:22 - That truly changed things. "Here and now. I'm still here. How is that possible?" 
9:23 - It's a lady bug! "Wonderful. Anyway fluent in bug?" "Lela." 
9:24 - Random hug from a random stranger. "Red!" 

Commercial Break 

9:28 - "I suppose I should...thank you." 
9:29 - "This is good. This will work." "Who knows?" "Trust us." 
9:30 - "Well, I guess we're kidnapping you." "Bloody hell." 
9:31 - Why did he have that in his pocket? Like seriously? 
9:32 - She's using dirt from the forest. Or sand. 
9:33 - "Yeah, not me at all." 
9:34 - "I almost believed that." "Must run in the family." "We did it." 

Commercial Break

9:39 - "Find Snow White." "Long story." "I cannot." 
9:40 - Oh damn. The vault. 
9:41 - "But you can." "Not any more." "It's time to stop running!" "I want to stop running." "Watching my mother die." 
9:42 - "Thinking she was dead." "Its gotta stop." "He was bringing me home. Neal was right." 
9:43 - "Storybrook is my home." "Look down." GOOD JOB EMMA!! 
9:44 - "Does he forgive me?" "He dies." "He died a hero." 
9:45 - "What the hell am I doing in here?" Hard landing.
9:46 - "I'm fine. I'm home." "We're staying in Storybrook?" And she said mom and dad! GOD!! 

Commercial Break

9:51 - "A fairytale princess as last." WHAT'S THE BABY'S NAME?! 
9:52 - Saw that coming. Prince Neal. "It's so nice to meet you Neal." "I'm in the book now." 
9:53 - "Must have been the rum." "You're a bloody hero, Swan." SHE CALLED HIM KILLAN!! 
9:54 - KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS- "You traded your ship for me?" THANK YOU!!! A very private wedding I see. I didn't think we'd see a wedding from them until next season. 
9:55 - No cliffhanger please! Please no cliffhanger! Emma loves Hook, thank you God!! But what is going to happen in the next five minutes? 
9:56 - Sorry, updating my mom on Regina and Robin.
9:57 - God, they are so cute together! But something is going to happen. "Just stay here." 
9:58 - "As evil?" "I understand." THIS WON'T END WELL!!!  
9:59 - REGINA IS GOING TO KILL YOU!! "I just wanted to save her life." "I didn't know." What is going on? 
10:00 - ELSA?! 

~Molly

Once Upon a Time - Midseason Premiere - New York City Serenade

Guess what's back, Oncers? ONCE UPON A TIME is back!! God, you don't know much you miss a show until it comes back WAY after your others. As much as I didn't enjoy the beginning of the season but I know I'll like the remaining season. 

It's been a long time since I've written reactions, but I'm back and better than ever! 

8:00 - One Year Ago - shit. Look, there's Charming on a horse!! Oops, not Charming, but Prince Phillip and Aurora in the heart of the storm. 
8:01 - Welcome the people of Storybrooke to the Enchanted Forest. "Snow, what happened?" "We're back."
8:02 - One Year Later, Our World. Emma has a new boyfriend and it's Auggie from Covert Affairs. What's with the accent there for a moment? "Thank you for your help." I SAW RED'S NAME IN THE GUEST STAR LIST!! 
8:03 - I can't wait to find out who Chris plays in Emma's new world. "You! You are a stalker!" Let's hold a butter knife while Hook talks. 
8:04 - "You're a crazy person." GOD! I LOVE COLIN!! "I know you, Swan." 
8:05 - "Do it for your family." "I protected it." 
8:06 - "You can't be serious?" Of course she's serious, Regina. You are just an idiot for not believing in her. 
8:07 - "It is not up to us to save them." OH! HE'S GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER?! HOLY SHIT!! BUT WHO IS HE?! WHO DOES HE PLAY?! I WANT TO FUCKING NOW!! TELL ME!! RIGHT NOW!!
8:08 - And they would put a commercial there...

Commercial Break 

8:10 - What did she say? Oh, she walked out. 
8:11 - He's more than he's leading on. I like him but I want to know who the hell he's playing and why he's so into Emma.
8:12 - Emma, go to where Hook told you to go. He's name is Walsh, good to know. 
8:13 - Oh, Henry likes Walsh. Henry makes some sense in the matter. 
8:14 - A king, cute. Wait, didn't Archie have a REAL voice? 
8:15 - "And what if you can't?" 
8:16 - "I've always been a pirate." "A complete reset." Then how did Hook do it? 
8:17 - "I am thinking, there's a difference." 
8:18 - Where did Hook tell her- oh, shit...Neal's old place. The dreamcatcher. 
8:19 - What is meant to find? Henry had a camera with him?

Commercial Break 

8:23 - Central Park, fun! 
8:24 - "Your parents need you." I really liking this Emma. 
8:25 - "It was a kiss." Let's just arrest Hook! Really, Emma? For real? 
8:26 - I like how the camera never pans down on Snow since she is pregnant. "We were worried." 
8:27 - Snow and Regina moment, cute. Will Regina EVER meet Robin Hood? 
8:28 - "Find a way. For Henry." It is sad seeing Regina sad. Our castle? 
8:29 - "It did!" A flying monkey! 

Commercial Break 

8:32 - REGINA! Good Snow! 
8:33 - "I'm open to suggestions." ROBIN HOOD! 
8:34 - What is Emma wearing? What are those pants she has on? Definitely not for her. 
8:35 - She got the pictures developed. And Hook is set free. 
8:36 - Emma, just drink the liquid. You just broke Hook for a moment there, Emma. 
8:37 - There it goes! And she's remembering! "Hook." "Did you miss me?" HELL YEAH!

Commercial Break 

8:42 - How does Robin Hood know everyone? 
8:43 - Regina is eyeing Robin Hood! AH CUTE!! Tink was right! Well, you aren't getting to the castle. 
8:44 - "Someone highjacked it." "We'll make it safe again." "A pirate's life." 
8:45 - Again. "I came back to save you." "A really good dream."
8:46 - Damn, so we going to have non-memory remembered Henry, joy. And Walsh isn't going to like this. But I have an thought - what if Hook knows him? 
8:47 - "I can't marry you." "That wasn't a lie." Someone she kissed. 
8:48 - Or take Walsh with you. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE?! "Really?" 
8:49 - He's a flying monkey! "A reminder I was never safe." "We leave in the morning." 

Commercial Break - We're going to see Walsh again. I just have a strong feeling. 

8:54 - "Do you believe in magic?" "I made the right decision." 
8:55 - "Sold." "You ready Swan?" "Wait, we're really going?" 
8:56 - The Emma jacket! She's Emma again! Storybrooke looks...slight different. "That's more like it." 
8:57 - This won't end well, at all. "You remember."
8:58 - What happened? "Wiped away?" Snow is pregnant, isn't she? Yep. 
8:59 - The Wicked Witch of the West is here everyone! Why revenge? 

Well, OUAT came back with a BANG!! 

~Molly

Once Upon a Time - Midseason Finale - Going Home

Tonight's the night - the night that is the Once Upon a Time midseason finale! About time right? 

Well, don't be holding your breath until you hear when it comes back - March 9th. We have to wait until March 9th to see the second half of season three. 

Currently watching QVC because I have nothing on at 7:30 to watch and I really want one of those FlashPads! They look of freaking amazing! 

8:00 - The time has come! #PanNeverFails #SaveHenry! I just want to know that next part of the season is better because #SaveHenry was terrible! Oh, no recapping. 
8:01 - "What?" "By using the scroll itself." 
8:02 - Oops... goodbye Felix. 
8:03 - Let's spilt up, nothing bad happened when people split up. OH! DID YOU GUYS SEE EMMA'S YELLOW BUG?! 
8:04 - Flashbacking! "Hope." 
8:05 - "This curse is just a turn." "I choose hope." "I can believe." 
8:06 - "I like the unicorns." 
8:07 - Oh, well, look what's worse. Pan's shadow! 

Commercial Break #1

8:10 - Neverland, a long time ago... SMEE!! 
8:11 - Hello Tink, with a knife at Hook's throat. 
8:12 - "Help you?" "I was a fairy. A long time ago." "Rum?" 
8:13 - Hook! 
8:14 - And Tink is making her fairy dust work again! 
8:15 - "Look who's still a fairy." "Look who's still a pirate." "It's for Emma." "Blue?!" 
8:16 - Can no one stay dead on ANY show?! That wand looks like something about of Harry Potter. 
8:17 - "This will block his powers." "I'm sorry." 
8:18 - "It worked." "Let's go find our son." 

Commercial Break #2

8:23 - Storybrooke, 2010, I think that's what it said. "I don't belong here." So, that's how Henry got the book.
8:24 - "Can I borrow this?" "You can have it." "Yes?" "Thank you." 
8:25 - "It's me! It's me! It worked!" REGINA! 
8:26 - "Hello Papa." "Is that what you want?" 
8:27 - "Oh, you will be. In death." Robbie is fantastic!
8:28 - Robbie Kay is only 18?!?! 

Commercial Break #3

8:32 - More flashbacking! I love all these flashbacks. 
8:33 - "Lost?" 
8:34 - And Regina's awake. "No, he won't." 
8:35 - Everything is coming out! What is going to happen to Gold? "I love you Bae. And I love you Belle." 
8:36 - "So have I." "What are you doing?!" NO!! GOLD!!! 
8:37 - NO!! "Hello Papa." "And villains don't get happy endings." 
8:38 - NO!! Poor Neal and Belle. 

Commercial Break #4

8:42 - "Regina, you okay?" "I'm fine." 
8:43 - "He saved us." No time! Need to think fast! "Yes, yes." "It's not our price, it's mine." 
8:44 - We are going back to the Enchanted Forest. "All of us, except Henry." 
8:45 - "That's not an option." ARE THEY SERIOUSLY ACTING LIKE THIS IS A SERIES FINALE OR SOMETHING!? 
8:46 - "Is for Henry to be happy." "You have to go." "Okay."

Commercial Break #5 

8:50 - Emma having Henry clip shown again. 
8:51 - Saying goodbye. "This isn't fair."
8:52 - Just to let you all know, I'm probably never going to get over this episode. March IS FUCKING FAR AWAY! "This isn't over. I'll see both of you again." 
8:53 - PLEASE KISS EACH OTHER!! PLEASE!!! "Good." NO! Pull him back and kiss him! "What now?" "Including your memories." 
8:54 - "What will happen to us?" "Now, go." 
8:55 - Poor Emma, poor Henry. Hello yellow beetle. "
8:56 - Oh shit. I feel like crying. Actually crying!! 
8:57 - She changed her mind. ONE YEAR LATER!?!?! 
8:58 - They both live in New York City but one year later?! "Swan."
8:59 - HOOK!! "You have to remember!" 

~Molly

Once Upon a Time - The New Neverland

Have no memory of what tonight's episode is about. All I do remember is that Henry is in Pan's body and Emma finds out. 

On with the second to last episode until March! 

BUT WE'RE FUCKING BACK IN STORYBROOKE AGAIN!! THANK YOU!! 

8:00 - Previously! AND WE'RE IN STORYBROOKE AGAIN!! Hi Ariel and Eric. 
8:01 - He remembers! And kisses her! AWESOME!! "What's that?" "He's back." 
8:02 - And they have the whole town there and everyone's happy to see them. Rumplebelle!! "Better than I ever amazed." 
8:03 - AWW! I love Neal! And Wendy is back with her brothers! "All of us." 
8:04 - FLASHBACK TONIGHT! From the premiere no less! 
8:05 - "But today, it's just a threat." "Anywhere?" 
8:06 - "Well, now you can." 
8:07 - "That's not the problem. Trust me." 
8:08 - "I promise." NO!! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT GOLD!!!

COMMERCIAL BREAK #1 

8:11 - And Gold is Gold again. "But you do." YES!!! A KISS BETWEEN RUMBLEBELLE!! THANK YOU LORD!! 
8:12 - "You okay?" NO!! DON'T BACK OFF!! "You serious?" "I am deviously handsome." 
8:13 - Hook's got a point, Neal. 
8:14 - "Are you trying to ask me on a date?" "Well, when you put it that way..." "Don't say it." 
8:15 - FLASHBACK TIME AGAIN!! "Since anyone has." I love Josh and Ginny! They are so cute and don't have to fake the love between them. 
8:16 - And there goes Snow and there's Charming. "What look?" 
8:17 - Medusa? That's not a fairytale, she's Greek lore. 
8:18 - "Yeah. I'm sure that's it." That's not it. 
8:19 - "Why are you asking me all of this stuff?" "Magic isn't the answer." I don't like his Henry!Pan stuff anymore. Just give us Henry back, OK?
8:20 - "She's wrong. Magic is the answer. It's time." 

COMMERCIAL BREAK #2 

8:24 - "I knew what I was getting myself into." 
8:25 - "She's immortal." Exactly! "I don't know. Because I can't." 
8:26 - "What, miss all the honeymoon fun?" And there's good old Gold. "What are you waiting for, drink it?" 
8:27 - He feels fine, Snow. Just fine. "Emma didn't listen to us." "Did Neal send you?" 
8:28 - No, he's not. "It's not Neal, it's Henry." "Moments?" "Yes, moments." 
8:29 - "I'm not sure I'm ready." "You think I'm interested in Hook? I'm a married man." I love Charming sometimes. "Emma? Who's Emma?" 
8:30 - "What the hell was that?" "No." "Perhaps." The Blue Fairy is dead? "Pan." 
8:31 - Henry!Pan isn't creepy at all.

COMMERCIAL BREAK #3 - The Blue Fairy was the death that I was teased a while ago? Really? I thought it would be someone of more importance.

8:34 - FLASHBACK TIME AGAIN!! Like that. 
8:35 - That's no simple enough. "That wasn't part of the legend." "Fantastic development." 
8:36 - CHARMING!! 
8:37 - "Who else would be doing this?" "We don't know that." That's not what Emma meant, Regina. 
8:38 - Don't saw Pan this place! Regina should have listened to Emma. "I promise."

COMMERCIAL BREAK #4 

8:42 - "No." 
8:43 - Flashback! 
8:44 - She turned herself into stone, interesting. 
8:45 - "I have a few ideas." "What do you have in mind?" 
8:46 - "He is my father." "My hunch." 
8:47 - "Mom?" "What?" "I'm Henry." 
8:48 - "Because you wanted to give me your best chance." "It's okay. I would have done the same thing." 
8:49 - Don't trust him, Regina. Just like that. "I know. That's why this was so easy." 

COMMERCIAL BREAK #5 

8:54 - Flashback again. "I did." "I want to start a family." 
8:55 - "Regina will always be a problem." "Please avoid the face." 
8:56 - "Told yeah." "Exactly!" 
8:57 - "Pan's gone." "What? What happened?" "I fell for it." "We all did." 
8:58 - "I still do." "Please tell me you didn't keep it down here." "The curse." THE CURSE?!?! 
8:59 - "Everyone will forget who they are." "This whole place?" "The new Neverland." 

Shit is about to go down!! 

Next week! OH SHIT!! AND DID YOU SEE A CAPTAIN SWAN MOMENT?!?! 

#PanNeverFails

~Molly

Once Upon a Time - Save Henry - FINALLY!

I was actual misinformed that this week was part one of the finale but to me I'm going to say it'll be part one for me. I'm going to say it's going to be a three-part finale! 

But that's another story.

Tonight's episode is ironically titled - Save Henry. And if you are reading this, then you'll see that I pull FINALLY after it. It's about time we've saved that kid. After everything he did in the last episode, giving Pan his heart. 

The tagline for tonight's episode is 'If you think you know what going to happen, you're wrong.' Well, at least it was something like that. But what more can happen when the last episode we saw, Pan was Gold's father? That was pretty unexpected - to me anyway. It is completely obvious now. 

8:00 - It's time to 'Save Henry'. Recapping, thank you. I kinda forgot what really happened. FLASHBACKING!!!
8:01 - "You're right. I did it." I LOVE Evil Queen Regina! 
8:02 - "Not at all." "She can break the curse." GOLD IS PERFECT!! 
8:03 - "You want to make another deal." "I'm exactly where I want to be." 
8:04 - "Why should you?" Eleven Years Ago! 
8:05 - "I'm the qu- the mayor." "I'm feeling nothing." 
8:06 - "Not like that!" "It's something I need." 
8:07 - "You have this...person." 
8:08 - "How do we save Henry?" "I don't know." He can bleed now. "If we can hurt him, we can kill him. And we will." 

COMMERCIAL BREAK #1

8:12 - Good Emma, stop Regina. "A mother." 
8:13 - Off to Boston Regina goes! "Oh, uh...it's a hidden gem." "It's like a fairytale." 
8:14 - "You ready to meet you son?" "Yes." AWW! Isn't baby Henry adorable?! 
8:15 - "A lost girl." Cute, very cute.
8:16 - "Where is Pan?" "Not telling." "What is that?" 
8:17 - "I promise." "All of us." Why do I think that promise is going to fall through?

COMMERCIAL BREAK #2

8:21 - Wow, Regina. "Her issues started...later." 
8:22 - DOCTOR WHALE!! I've missed him.
8:23 - "Meet Henry. Make yourself useful." 
8:24 - "How did you do that?" This won't end well. 
8:25 - I like how the camera doesn't really pan on Snow much from the waist up because of her pregnancy.

COMMERCIAL BREAK #3 

8:28 - Regina isn't starting out well with her son. 
8:29 - And just hang up on him why don't you. "You knew." 
8:30 - "Eighteen years ago?" "This town, what?" "She's important, isn't she?" 
8:31 - "You want this to end?" "Please dumb all you want!" 
8:32 - Well, looky there, Pan's got plan. 
8:33 - "I know, I'm just sad that it didn't work out." Well, we all know she keeps Henry but let's find out how and why. 
8:34 - And there we go. OH SHIT!
8:35 - "You have a son?" And they find out Pan is Gold's father. 
8:36 - "Leave her alone." "Are you finished?" 
8:37 - "I'm not." GO REGINA!! "Now, let's go save Henry."

COMMERCIAL BREAK #4 

8:41 - This won't end well. I have a feeling something happened to his heart. 
8:42 - "There's plenty of time for that." 
8:43 - "Fate. Destiny." "Thank you, father." 
8:44 - Regina is telling baby Henry a story! The story of how she created the newest curse. 
8:45 - The curse that allows no one to enter or exit the town. Or, maybe not. And she drinks the poison she created. 
8:46 - Regina taking care of Henry. "A spell. So no one can take your heart. Ever again." 
8:47 - "We'll be home soon." I doubt that. See?

COMMERCIAL BREAK #5 

8:52 - And we have Gold back again! "Where's Henry?" "He's safe. He's safe." "You can back for me, papa." 
8:53 - "What's wrong?" WHAT THE FUCK IS PAN DOING?! HOLY SHIT!! 
8:54 - But, Pan is inside Henry's body! I just know it! 
8:55 - There's Pan's shadow. "It has no choice." "Then, let's get the hell out of Neverland." "A leader." 
8:56 - Oh, Tink is going home too? Interesting. "It's pixie dust." "I can't make it work." "You'll figure it out." "I believe in you, Tink." 
8:57 - Henry and Neal talking. "Now and forever. I'll never leave you, buddy." 
8:58 - "What? What happened?" "For a moment there, you believed." "And Pan..." "Never fails." 
8:59 - "But you're Henry." "Not anymore." "You switched?" "Thank you...Pan." "Now, let's play." 

We're back in Storybrook!! YES!! THANK FUCKING GOD!! 

#PanNeverFails

~Molly

Once Upon a Time - Ariel

Tonight we get to meet Ariel. And those sneaky little bastards saying Regina wouldn't be Ursula - those men. You know how to make us very pissed. This better not be like Rumple/Beast thing.

8:00 - Snow as Snow!! I missed Snow in the Enchanted Forest. "Really?" "Actually, yes."
8:01 - Snow just jumped to her death basically. Hello Ariel! "Names Ariel." 
8:02 - Regina giving Emma advice and Emma made a fire. 
8:03 - Hook tells Emma's parents that Neal's alive. 
8:04 - We're lying to Emma. Perfect. "Eric." "He's human?" 
8:05 - "It's sounds dumb, I know." "Interesting." "How are you planning on doing that? With a tail." Oh, she has legs.
8:06 - "How did you do that?" "12 hours?" "I'm a mermaid." "Yeah, I got that." 
8:07 - "Neal alive." "Neal is…alive?" 

COMMERCIAL BREAK #1 

8:10 - Hi Gold! I've missed you! Pan, I haven't missed you. 
8:11 - Pan is so annoying. Go away! 
8:12 - "Are you really going to fall for this?" "I'm tired of waiting around." 
8:13 - "I doubt it." "Fork." 
8:14 - Hey look it's Grandpa!Winchester. "Go to him." "Just walk over there?" "No one's dancing." 
8:15 - "I'm Eric." "Ariel." "Your face." "I'm new in town." "Ursula's just a myth." 
8:16 - "I've always wanted to see the world." "So nice to meet you Ariel." 
8:17 - "-make sure she's actually dead." 
8:18 - Pan, just go away! 

COMMERCIAL BREAK #2 

8:22 - Gold see Belle…again. I just want to get back to Storybrooke.
8:23 - The shadow! Interesting. That's a new one. 
8:24 - "I kissed Hook." "Why?" 
8:25 - She's right, Ariel. "Do the hard thing." 
8:26 - "Nothing, huh?" Oh, awesome special effects. "Ursula?" 

COMMERCIAL BREAK #3

8:30 - "Why are you here?" "You were about to be Pan's lunch." 
8:31 - Wow. Nice going. 
8:32 - "You're real." You don't know that Ursula!
8:33 - Wow, Lana is really good at evil. 
8:34 - "What have you done?" "Don't you see?" "Ursula gave you the bracelet?" See just the Evil Queen. 
8:35 - "This is Regina, the Evil Queen." How do you know that? "A secret? That's all?" 
8:36 - "Don't kill the messenger, luv." Oh, joy. "You tricked me?"
8:37 - "For once, we're in an agreement." "Go to him." "I'm sorry." 
8:38 - Way to go, Ariel! A fork! Go Ariel!

COMMERCIAL BREAK #4 

8:42 - In they go! And there's Neal. "EMMA!" "Neal." 
8:43 - "I kissed Emma." "How is that your darkness secret?" 
8:44 - "-after I met you." AWW!! Captain Swan! 
8:45 - "We missed it, David." "It's not what I wanted." "We missed it all." Wow. How interesting. 
8:46 - David. Oh! "A cure for what?" "The Lost Boys. The arrow. You pushed me-" "If I do, I die."
8:47 - Wait, how come Emma didn't have to tell a secret? There we go. Tell the secret, Emma. 
8:48 - "I never stopped loving you." SwanFire! Oh dear God! "I love you." WHOA! "I was hoping you were dead." 
8:49 - Poor Hook! 

COMMERCIAL BREAK #5

8:53 - "Thank you."
8:54 - "Yeah. I'm fine." "Never." Poor Hook!
8:55 - "No, just not now." "I am so sorry, Snow." "Tell him the truth." 
8:56 - NO!! Ariel! Poor girl! "I took it."
8:57 - "Never having a chance at true love." Poor Ariel. But at least it was true to the story. "You? You're real?" 
8:58 - Oh, I see what they did there. Ariel! "This one can." "Oh, right. Your voice." 
8:59 - "I can give you legs." "What?" "Your Prince Eric." "Storybrooke." 

We're finally going back to Storybrooke!! Thank God!! 

#BelleIsBack

~Molly