Once Upon a Time - 2hr Season Finale - Snow Drift and There's No Place Like Home (S3, Ep 21&22)

Once Upon a Time - Snow Drift and There's No Place Like Home

Officially been renewed for a season four! YAY!

Tonight is the 2 hour season finale and I have no idea what will happen in tonight's episodes. Something big to lead them into next season. I also know that the Knive or something from OUAT in Wonderland has been added to tonight's episode and I think a regular to next season! 

Wait, are we going back to Wonderland?! Emma gets sucked into a portal with Hook, right? I'm not making this up! Are we going to Wonderland by the end of tonight's episode?! 

8:00 - Here we go, Oncers. Recapping! YOU AREN'T GOING TO NEW YORK EMMA!! 
8:01 - Oh, Emma's watching someone take a kid home. That's kinda sad - more like really sad. 
8:02 - Cute Emma. Let's just hide Snow's bump. Oh, Emma. 
8:03 - OMG!! SO CUTE!! ROBIN AND REGINA!!! Those feelings right now. No, what's wrong? Tell him what Tink said. Just tell him! 
8:04 - Telling stories to each other, awww! THANK YOU GOD!! THANK YOU FOR TELLING HIM!! "It was me?" "Yes." "It's all about timing."
8:05 - This show is terrible on timing! So terrible. "And this doesn't qualify? 
8:06 - Don't trust him, Belle. For now. Is Belle really such an idiot? 
8:07 - RUDY!! "Which healed." Oh, Katherine. Damn, didn't know she would be in tonight's episode. 
8:08 - "Like mother, like daughter." "Right, Miss Swan?" Please, Hook, convince her! 
8:09 - "What is that?" "That is a problem." "Its open." 

Commercial Break 

8:13 - How did no one see that before? "Unless you did something to her." "Wonderful." 
8:14 - They ACTUALLY believed that? It's an important call Emma, answer it. Please! 
8:15 - "And that was in New York?" 
8:16 - "You could be." Aww, look at Hook's face, Emma. Please! "What the hell is that?" If you asked your dad's call, you would have been notified.
8:17 - EMMA! HOOK! EMMA!! That's never gonna happen, Hook. 
8:18 - "I have a pretty good idea." 

Commercial Break

8:22 - "Not where. When." 
8:23 - That was odd, trying to explain pop culture to Hook. Evil Regina, YES! 
8:24 - MARCO AND AUGUST!! AH!! Hey, at least Hook's got common sense. 
8:25 - Someone's eying her breasts. 
8:26 - HEY! I remember this! Not the queen but her father and his fiancée. 
8:27 - Oops! Ah damn. Way to go Emma! 
8:28 - You just changed time, Emma. WAY TO FUCKING GO!! 

Commercial Break 

8:32 - She sounds so interested in the house. Black Beard? 
8:33 - Damn, let's just kill Hook. Haha PLEASE DON'T! 
8:34 - "You will." "Yes."
8:35 - Good idea. "You've changed things. What have you done?" That's the perfect look, Gold. 
8:36 - Rumple is too cool. 
8:37 - "The ripple effect." "Allow me." 
8:38 - "Now, go undo it." "Me."

Commercial Break - Just talk to your past-self Hook. Perfect idea.

8:42 - "There I am." He's jealous of himself? Only in Storybrook.
8:43 - Hook, this is going to backfire so badly. 
8:44 - "What fun would that be?" She knows the way to Hook's heart. 
8:45 - Go Emma! "Can't hold your rum?" 
8:46 - Uh, oh. "His ship." Oh, Hook is going to be so pissed! 
8:47 - He just punched himself!! 

Commercial Break

8:51 - Rumple is too cool! He's being a fairy-god mother? 
8:52 - Interesting. "I am...uh... Prince..." 
8:53 - Charles and Lela? HAHAHAHAHA "You were saying?" "Blend in." 
8:54 - Come on, Snow. You can do it! Get the damn ring and fast! "All you can say is I told you so?" 
8:55 - "My hero." Come on, Snow!! And here's the Evil Queen. 
8:56 - "You're a girl?" "You're Snow White!" 
8:57 - Go Snow. Go! "Mission accomplished." 
8:58 - Not really. Oh, shit. Emma! "Take her away." 
8:59 - Oops. And episode two starts now! There's Emma with Neal. 
9:00 - The swing chair ride! "So, what's your story, Neal?" 
9:01 - "It's my father." "It was home, it was nice." "You just miss it." And now Emma is magically changed. 
9:02 - "I knew where Snow White was hiding." "Same as you."
9:03 - You better get out of there, Emma. And fast. "Don't care. Charming suits you." 
9:04 - "Prince Charles." 
9:05 - Oh, how I forgot how much I loved Snow in the beginning.

Commercial Break

9:09 - Off we go. "Fairy dust." "Did you?" "Yes."
9:10 - And magically its NIGHT. 
9:11 - Oh, there is. HOOK LOVES EMMA!! AND IT IS TRUE LOVE!!! "Hope you remember that." 
9:12 - I think Emma is choosing to stay in Storybrook! 
9:13 - "It's all about the tumblers." "What are you waiting for? Go!" RUDY TURNED INTO A WOLF!! AH!! 
9:14 - "Follow me." 
9:15 - Snow went to see Regina. Wonder what will happen?

Commercial Break 

9:19 - "You plan to kill me?" 
9:20 - Like it was going to work. "You can kill me, Regina." "She dies tonight." 
9:21 - Yes, please comfort Emma in this time of need. 
9:22 - That truly changed things. "Here and now. I'm still here. How is that possible?" 
9:23 - It's a lady bug! "Wonderful. Anyway fluent in bug?" "Lela." 
9:24 - Random hug from a random stranger. "Red!" 

Commercial Break 

9:28 - "I suppose I should...thank you." 
9:29 - "This is good. This will work." "Who knows?" "Trust us." 
9:30 - "Well, I guess we're kidnapping you." "Bloody hell." 
9:31 - Why did he have that in his pocket? Like seriously? 
9:32 - She's using dirt from the forest. Or sand. 
9:33 - "Yeah, not me at all." 
9:34 - "I almost believed that." "Must run in the family." "We did it." 

Commercial Break

9:39 - "Find Snow White." "Long story." "I cannot." 
9:40 - Oh damn. The vault. 
9:41 - "But you can." "Not any more." "It's time to stop running!" "I want to stop running." "Watching my mother die." 
9:42 - "Thinking she was dead." "Its gotta stop." "He was bringing me home. Neal was right." 
9:43 - "Storybrook is my home." "Look down." GOOD JOB EMMA!! 
9:44 - "Does he forgive me?" "He dies." "He died a hero." 
9:45 - "What the hell am I doing in here?" Hard landing.
9:46 - "I'm fine. I'm home." "We're staying in Storybrook?" And she said mom and dad! GOD!! 

Commercial Break

9:51 - "A fairytale princess as last." WHAT'S THE BABY'S NAME?! 
9:52 - Saw that coming. Prince Neal. "It's so nice to meet you Neal." "I'm in the book now." 
9:53 - "Must have been the rum." "You're a bloody hero, Swan." SHE CALLED HIM KILLAN!! 
9:54 - KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS- "You traded your ship for me?" THANK YOU!!! A very private wedding I see. I didn't think we'd see a wedding from them until next season. 
9:55 - No cliffhanger please! Please no cliffhanger! Emma loves Hook, thank you God!! But what is going to happen in the next five minutes? 
9:56 - Sorry, updating my mom on Regina and Robin.
9:57 - God, they are so cute together! But something is going to happen. "Just stay here." 
9:58 - "As evil?" "I understand." THIS WON'T END WELL!!!  
9:59 - REGINA IS GOING TO KILL YOU!! "I just wanted to save her life." "I didn't know." What is going on? 
10:00 - ELSA?! 

~Molly

Sleepy Hollow - 2-hour Season Finale - The Indispensable Man and Bad Blood

Tonight's the night everyone! 

The two hour finale of Sleepy Hollow and I can't fucking wait! According to many sites, the last 10 minutes of the finale (Bad Blood) will be the most shocking thing we're very seen. And that our questions will be answered but no one has answered the questions correctly. That's according to the Twitter of the writers, I'm pretty sure. 

As much as I'm looking forward to getting answers and most likely more questions. And a slight chance of a cliffhanger. I DON'T WANT SLEEPY HOLLOW TO END YET!! 

But it'll probably be back in September, which is only 8 months away... DEAR LORD! 

8:00 - Its time Sleepyheads! 
8:01 - Okay, uh...FOX FIX YOUR DAMN SOUND ISSUE!! Like now! 
8:02 - Ichabod using texting and this is FUCKING annoying that I have literally NO SOUND coming out of their mouths?!
8:03 - THANK YOU...for a fucking moment! GIVE ME THE SOUND!! 
8:05 - And Andy's gone. GUYS STILL DON'T HAVE TALKING AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING ME! 
8:06 - There we go! Finally! Please no more talking issues, FOX. 
8:07 - "For what purpose?" "What else?" "I know." 
8:08 - What's with Lazarus lately? First Sherlock, now Sleepy Hollow. 
8:09 - Oh, that's not creepy at all. "A zombie George Washington, that takes the cake." 
8:10 - "A map." AND INTRO TIME!!! 

Commercial Break #1 - Can I say, my Close Captioning wasn't even working? Like for real? 

8:13 - Well, no duh. 
8:14 - "Worked out well for him." 
8:15 - Hey, he was from Person of Interest! "Then who the hell is?" "Evil." 
8:16 - Can't Andy die yet? Like for real, for real die." 
8:17 - What the fuck? Oh dear, Crane and his smartphone. 
8:18 - "How did you know that?" "You serious?"
8:19 - Well, no duh! 

Commercial Break #2 

8:22 - Good way of putting it, Abbie. 
8:23 - Parrish! Dear lord! "I saw Washington come to live." 
8:24 - Parrish isn't okay and I don't think we know all if it yet. "What do you mean everything?" 
8:25 - Abbie's got a point. 
8:26 - Oh, Abbie putting Crane on the spot about Katrina. And Parrish's hand is healing and we've got a... well, we had a... WHAT THE FUCK?! 
8:27 - That wasn't something Abbie was hoping to hear but we all knew it was coming to that. 

Commercial Break #3 - How many commercial breaks will we have? I'd say about 10. 

8:31 - Yes. They do. 
8:32 - A body no doubt. That's pretty obvious Crane. Oh, Andy's still alive after that? 
8:33 - Well, Andy's something. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE?!
8:34 - "We use the word friend very loosely." 
8:35 - I never saw Parrish on the boat.
8:36 - "You've known the whole time." "Sometimes stories are just stories." 
8:37 - "I don't even want to answer that." "He said it, not me." I kinda was expecting them to all fall into the earth. Guess not.

Commercial Break #4 

8:42 - Yeah, why? Oh, uh... how the hell are you supposed to explain this? A 13-year-old girl in a damn wheelchair? REALLY?!
8:43 - Someone kill that cop like you did on POI. Some tomb of Washington. It's like Egyptian or something. 
8:44 - "Where is he then?" 
8:45 - Mason symbol ring! I really want one!! "Nice teeth." 
8:46 - "Do you want me to do it?" And they found it. But is anyone else not trusting Parrish right now? 
8:47 - "Oh my God." I'd say more than that Abbie.

Commercial Break #5 

8:49 - Oh shit!! CRANE!! ABBIE!! 
8:50 - "The man that loves me." PARRISH!! 
8:51 - And he's dead. Andy's dead. The demon inside him is dead. And they are sealed inside. 
8:52 - "God Bless the Free Masons." "60, 65." 
8:53 - "It's your call." Come on, Crane. 
8:54 - "What's the answer?" "Forgive me, my love." "We have free will." STOP THE ABBIE/CRANE FEELINGS!!! I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH!! 
8:55 - What's happening to Irving? Irving? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 
8:56 - How is anyone believing him? I mean, like...this isn't happening! Crane, no. Don't get other ideas, please! 
8:57 - His photographic memory! Damn. Ichabod. 
8:58 - What-what's going on? I'm assuming we're starting the next episode. I could be wrong but it seems like it. Oh, Ichabod's got himself into a reenactment. He would be. 
8:59 - "This is a dream." "Wow, dude." Golf cart 
9:00 - Oh dear. "I thank you, no." 
9:01 - Jenny's right. Well, no duh. "That's one way to enter a room." 
9:02 - "War will take form." "13 years to the day." 
9:03 - "War is coming to Sleepy Hollow. Today." 

Commercial Break #6

9:06 - Upstate?! "Checked the marked pages." 
9:07 - "Witchcrafted? When am I never going to be surprised?" "You lied." 
9:08 - Of course there's a line. 
9:09 - "They were working together?" "Did I miss a backup plan?" 
9:10 - "We're okay." 
9:11 - "With a capital W." "I'm not going lose you again." "I'm a mental patient with gun." 
9:12 - "That's a pretty dark bright side." 
9:13 - "Henry, you okay?" I'm not exactly trusting Parrish anymore. 
9:14 - They found Purgatory. They're holding hands!! Were holding hands.

Commercial Break #7

9:18 - And we're in Purgatory. Abbie, we're in Purgatory. 
9:19 - "Top of your class." 
9:20 - "I miss you so much." Abbie! SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER?! Purgatory is apparently two different things for everyone. 
9:21 - His father is the Professor from Legally Blonde? 
9:22 - Crane, remember why you are there, please! 
9:23 - The time is going too fast, I don't want it to though. "Just like old times." She remembered. Yeah, I'm done eating pie for a while.
9:24 - Good boy, Crane. Good boy. "This is a dream. This is a dream." 
9:25 - "No." GO ICHABOD CRANE!! 

Commercial Break #8

9:28 - Jenny's off to figure out what's going on. 
9:29 - Inside Trinity Church? ;) 
9:30 - We're surely in Purgatory. She's got no face! 
9:31 - FIST PUMP!! hahahaha "Same." Abbie didn't like that at all. 
9:32 - "What the hell?" "The fall of Hell as it seems." 
9:33 - What if Katrina doesn't want to leave? "What are you not saying?" "Spill." 
9:34 - Oh, that does make things complicated.

Commercial Break #9

9:37 - "It shall be me." "I have to face him, Crane." 
9:38 - Abbie! Don't do this! "This is the only way!" "It's my turn, Ichabod." She called him Ichabod! 
9:39 - "I'm counting it on it." "You will come back for me." "Remember our bond." Katrina sees something in them! She really does. 
9:40 - CRANE! KATRINA! "Where's Abigail?" "I will be back for her." "You son of a bitch, it's just you and me now." "I was never yours, and I'll never will be." 
9:41 - Can I say I want Katia's hair color. "You're the Sin-Eater." 
9:42 - Is it weaker or aren't you using them? "I'm part witch. How...cool?" "It's a figure of speech. Come on." 
9:43 - We're getting close to the end! And the last ten minutes are the killer. Cliffhanger? "Great, a waste of time." 
9:44 - SHIT!! JENNY!! 

Commercial Break #10 

9:47 - ABBIE!! She's inside the dollhouse. 
9:48 - "No, we saw more." The truth?! GIVE US THE TRUTH!! 
9:49 - "It's gone." See, I told you! Parrish isn't one to be trusted!! "I trusted you!" 
9:50 - The ten minute mark! SHIT! 
9:51 - "I gave you the answer." "Who are you?" What?! Guys, I'm like...
9:52 - "He came for a reason." "I need to know. What did I see." PARRISH!?!? HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! 
9:53 - JEREMY?!?! I knew he wasn't dead but him as Parrish?! As the Second Houseman?! 
9:54 - PLOT TWIST OVER HERE! LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!
9:55 - "He's a Prince of Lies." "It's too late." "This is your home, Abbie. This is your home." 
9:56 - St. Henry Parrish. WHY DIDN'T I SEE THAT COMING?!?! 
9:57 - "Promise made long ago to an old friend." KATRINA! 
9:58 - ICHABOD!! NO ICHABOD!!! "War isn't coming to Sleepy Hollow. It's been waiting here all along." "Goodbye father." 
9:59 - WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

~Molly