Sleepy Hollow - Premiere - This Is War (S2, Ep1)

Sleepy Hollow

S2 Premiere

Title: This Is War

I am SO happy to have Sleepy Hollow back, you have no idea! It is SO amazing!! I can't wait to see what happens tonight. Sleepy Hollow was that show I didn't have high expectation for because I know the story of Sleepy Hollow, how could they made it modern? But I fell in love. And it's back!! 

9:00 - SO EXCITED!!!!!! CAN YOU TELL?!?!?!?!?! RECAPPING TIME!! 
9:01 - And we begin!! "Anyone?"
9:02 - "Happy birthday." "I'll consider myself pinked." "Another modern tradition." "Just wish for something good." 
9:03 - I know he's dreaming. Yeah, we're dreaming. 
9:04 - Or are we? I'm confused. And a head is already missing, huh? "The horseman, he's back." "I've been waiting for 200 years." 
9:05 - And another head lost. "I take it you knew Franklin." I love Sleepy Hollow! 
9:06 - We are seeing Ben Franklin this season! Haven't we already discussed that bullets don't work on the horseman? And neither do arrows.
9:07 - And he's gone? NO, YOU PROMISED JENNY AND KATRINA WERE ALIVE!
9:08 - Look, Ben Franklin. The what club? 
9:09 - Oh dear. Ben is naked. "Not yet! Not until this key is stuck." What the fuck is going on? 
9:10 - "Indeed." Purgatory, of course. "Wrong! This key can break that rule." Of course. 
9:11 - NO, where's the cool intro? I am so totally confused! "You want to talk to yourself?" I like Abbie. "He's a mastermind, Crane." 
9:12 - "I hate this." So, you prisoned your own son, Crane. Nice. And a...plant? We've made Jeremy/Parrish crazy.
9:13 - Mind explaining, Parrish? 
9:14 - Is there a commercial coming up soon? SEE, HE'S DREAMING!! 
9:15 - SEE!! DREAMS!! DREAMING!! "How'd we capture him?" Oh, good, that was the real Abbie. "Jenny's still alive. We're still in Purgatory." 
9:16 - "I promise!" Come on, Crane! GET FREE!!

Commercial Break - Damn, 16 minutes without a commercial break, that's gotta be a first. 

9:19 - Jenny's alive! Yay! Don't trust him, Jenny! 
9:20 - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, JENNY! DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!! I REPEAT, DON'T! "I can taste your lie." 
9:21 - COME ON, CRANE!! Cell phone, light source. Hi Katrina. And hi horseman. 
9:22 - He's releasing her? And feeding her? Probably not the best idea, Katrina. Yeah, I was right. 
9:23 - Run, Abbie, run! HEY LOOK WHO IT IS!! The guy's name I can't remember. "Have fun in Hell." 
9:24 - What the fuck? "A demon army?" "And none of that recorded. Wonderful!" 
9:25 - And he totally did a Dean Winchester move!

Commercial Break

9:29 - Crane's using his cell phone. And I'm pretty sure Jenny just kicked the guy in the nuts and killed him.
9:30 - Crane found Jenny's route.
9:31 - K'm not sure if I trust him.
9:32 - Ah, Crane found Jenny. And Jenny's shooting people. Since when does Crane know how to drive? "Must learn to drive." 
9:33 - "You did miss my birthday party." "Let's hope so." 

Commercial Break 

9:37 - What? "I see the world regret it." "Himself." Of course. 
9:38 - BATS! In Purgatory! EPIC! 
9:39 - LOOK AT THEM HUG!! "You're alive." "We are survivors. You and I." 
9:40 - "Leave you here? No." I love how he says lieutenant! 
9:41 - "I'll find it." Wow, no time has past. 

Commercial Break - This is what happens when you have a 16 minute intro. 

9:45 - "All about the Benjamins." 
9:46 - Ah, clock tower. HEY, JUST LIKE FROM NATIONAL TREASURE! A shirtless headless horseman, don't see that everyday. 
9:47 - Look, the necklace. It's...glowing. Oh, that's creepy - the necklace held Bram's...head in it? 
9:48 - Don't listen to Bram, Katrina. I was actually wondering if they were going to have her talk at all in the premiere. Another hug. 
9:49 - Go, Crane! Go! GO FIND ABBIE! QUICKLY! "I'm here. Just as I promised." AND ANOTHER ABBIE/CRANE HUG!! 
9:50 - Oh, damn! 

Commercial Break - Damn, I was SO convinced that was Crane! You writers, you know how to get me happy then crush it instantly.

9:53 - Must be hard, fighting yourself. 
9:54 - And off with his head. "How did you know it wasn't me?" 
9:55 - "Now is a good time to leave." A gate? Not good. No, no, it is good. 
9:56 - They are safe and out of Purgatory! And there's Jenny with an Abbie hug! Crane, what's wrong? 
9:57 - Will we see Irving yet? "The Horseman of War is my son." "This is war." Yep, it is war. And nicely done with the title in the words. 
9:58 - What's going on here? 
9:59 - Whatever it is, it's not good. 

See you next week, Sleepyheads! 

~Molly

Sleepy Hollow - 2-hour Season Finale - The Indispensable Man and Bad Blood

Tonight's the night everyone! 

The two hour finale of Sleepy Hollow and I can't fucking wait! According to many sites, the last 10 minutes of the finale (Bad Blood) will be the most shocking thing we're very seen. And that our questions will be answered but no one has answered the questions correctly. That's according to the Twitter of the writers, I'm pretty sure. 

As much as I'm looking forward to getting answers and most likely more questions. And a slight chance of a cliffhanger. I DON'T WANT SLEEPY HOLLOW TO END YET!! 

But it'll probably be back in September, which is only 8 months away... DEAR LORD! 

8:00 - Its time Sleepyheads! 
8:01 - Okay, uh...FOX FIX YOUR DAMN SOUND ISSUE!! Like now! 
8:02 - Ichabod using texting and this is FUCKING annoying that I have literally NO SOUND coming out of their mouths?!
8:03 - THANK YOU...for a fucking moment! GIVE ME THE SOUND!! 
8:05 - And Andy's gone. GUYS STILL DON'T HAVE TALKING AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING ME! 
8:06 - There we go! Finally! Please no more talking issues, FOX. 
8:07 - "For what purpose?" "What else?" "I know." 
8:08 - What's with Lazarus lately? First Sherlock, now Sleepy Hollow. 
8:09 - Oh, that's not creepy at all. "A zombie George Washington, that takes the cake." 
8:10 - "A map." AND INTRO TIME!!! 

Commercial Break #1 - Can I say, my Close Captioning wasn't even working? Like for real? 

8:13 - Well, no duh. 
8:14 - "Worked out well for him." 
8:15 - Hey, he was from Person of Interest! "Then who the hell is?" "Evil." 
8:16 - Can't Andy die yet? Like for real, for real die." 
8:17 - What the fuck? Oh dear, Crane and his smartphone. 
8:18 - "How did you know that?" "You serious?"
8:19 - Well, no duh! 

Commercial Break #2 

8:22 - Good way of putting it, Abbie. 
8:23 - Parrish! Dear lord! "I saw Washington come to live." 
8:24 - Parrish isn't okay and I don't think we know all if it yet. "What do you mean everything?" 
8:25 - Abbie's got a point. 
8:26 - Oh, Abbie putting Crane on the spot about Katrina. And Parrish's hand is healing and we've got a... well, we had a... WHAT THE FUCK?! 
8:27 - That wasn't something Abbie was hoping to hear but we all knew it was coming to that. 

Commercial Break #3 - How many commercial breaks will we have? I'd say about 10. 

8:31 - Yes. They do. 
8:32 - A body no doubt. That's pretty obvious Crane. Oh, Andy's still alive after that? 
8:33 - Well, Andy's something. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE?!
8:34 - "We use the word friend very loosely." 
8:35 - I never saw Parrish on the boat.
8:36 - "You've known the whole time." "Sometimes stories are just stories." 
8:37 - "I don't even want to answer that." "He said it, not me." I kinda was expecting them to all fall into the earth. Guess not.

Commercial Break #4 

8:42 - Yeah, why? Oh, uh... how the hell are you supposed to explain this? A 13-year-old girl in a damn wheelchair? REALLY?!
8:43 - Someone kill that cop like you did on POI. Some tomb of Washington. It's like Egyptian or something. 
8:44 - "Where is he then?" 
8:45 - Mason symbol ring! I really want one!! "Nice teeth." 
8:46 - "Do you want me to do it?" And they found it. But is anyone else not trusting Parrish right now? 
8:47 - "Oh my God." I'd say more than that Abbie.

Commercial Break #5 

8:49 - Oh shit!! CRANE!! ABBIE!! 
8:50 - "The man that loves me." PARRISH!! 
8:51 - And he's dead. Andy's dead. The demon inside him is dead. And they are sealed inside. 
8:52 - "God Bless the Free Masons." "60, 65." 
8:53 - "It's your call." Come on, Crane. 
8:54 - "What's the answer?" "Forgive me, my love." "We have free will." STOP THE ABBIE/CRANE FEELINGS!!! I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH!! 
8:55 - What's happening to Irving? Irving? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 
8:56 - How is anyone believing him? I mean, like...this isn't happening! Crane, no. Don't get other ideas, please! 
8:57 - His photographic memory! Damn. Ichabod. 
8:58 - What-what's going on? I'm assuming we're starting the next episode. I could be wrong but it seems like it. Oh, Ichabod's got himself into a reenactment. He would be. 
8:59 - "This is a dream." "Wow, dude." Golf cart 
9:00 - Oh dear. "I thank you, no." 
9:01 - Jenny's right. Well, no duh. "That's one way to enter a room." 
9:02 - "War will take form." "13 years to the day." 
9:03 - "War is coming to Sleepy Hollow. Today." 

Commercial Break #6

9:06 - Upstate?! "Checked the marked pages." 
9:07 - "Witchcrafted? When am I never going to be surprised?" "You lied." 
9:08 - Of course there's a line. 
9:09 - "They were working together?" "Did I miss a backup plan?" 
9:10 - "We're okay." 
9:11 - "With a capital W." "I'm not going lose you again." "I'm a mental patient with gun." 
9:12 - "That's a pretty dark bright side." 
9:13 - "Henry, you okay?" I'm not exactly trusting Parrish anymore. 
9:14 - They found Purgatory. They're holding hands!! Were holding hands.

Commercial Break #7

9:18 - And we're in Purgatory. Abbie, we're in Purgatory. 
9:19 - "Top of your class." 
9:20 - "I miss you so much." Abbie! SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER?! Purgatory is apparently two different things for everyone. 
9:21 - His father is the Professor from Legally Blonde? 
9:22 - Crane, remember why you are there, please! 
9:23 - The time is going too fast, I don't want it to though. "Just like old times." She remembered. Yeah, I'm done eating pie for a while.
9:24 - Good boy, Crane. Good boy. "This is a dream. This is a dream." 
9:25 - "No." GO ICHABOD CRANE!! 

Commercial Break #8

9:28 - Jenny's off to figure out what's going on. 
9:29 - Inside Trinity Church? ;) 
9:30 - We're surely in Purgatory. She's got no face! 
9:31 - FIST PUMP!! hahahaha "Same." Abbie didn't like that at all. 
9:32 - "What the hell?" "The fall of Hell as it seems." 
9:33 - What if Katrina doesn't want to leave? "What are you not saying?" "Spill." 
9:34 - Oh, that does make things complicated.

Commercial Break #9

9:37 - "It shall be me." "I have to face him, Crane." 
9:38 - Abbie! Don't do this! "This is the only way!" "It's my turn, Ichabod." She called him Ichabod! 
9:39 - "I'm counting it on it." "You will come back for me." "Remember our bond." Katrina sees something in them! She really does. 
9:40 - CRANE! KATRINA! "Where's Abigail?" "I will be back for her." "You son of a bitch, it's just you and me now." "I was never yours, and I'll never will be." 
9:41 - Can I say I want Katia's hair color. "You're the Sin-Eater." 
9:42 - Is it weaker or aren't you using them? "I'm part witch. How...cool?" "It's a figure of speech. Come on." 
9:43 - We're getting close to the end! And the last ten minutes are the killer. Cliffhanger? "Great, a waste of time." 
9:44 - SHIT!! JENNY!! 

Commercial Break #10 

9:47 - ABBIE!! She's inside the dollhouse. 
9:48 - "No, we saw more." The truth?! GIVE US THE TRUTH!! 
9:49 - "It's gone." See, I told you! Parrish isn't one to be trusted!! "I trusted you!" 
9:50 - The ten minute mark! SHIT! 
9:51 - "I gave you the answer." "Who are you?" What?! Guys, I'm like...
9:52 - "He came for a reason." "I need to know. What did I see." PARRISH!?!? HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! 
9:53 - JEREMY?!?! I knew he wasn't dead but him as Parrish?! As the Second Houseman?! 
9:54 - PLOT TWIST OVER HERE! LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!
9:55 - "He's a Prince of Lies." "It's too late." "This is your home, Abbie. This is your home." 
9:56 - St. Henry Parrish. WHY DIDN'T I SEE THAT COMING?!?! 
9:57 - "Promise made long ago to an old friend." KATRINA! 
9:58 - ICHABOD!! NO ICHABOD!!! "War isn't coming to Sleepy Hollow. It's been waiting here all along." "Goodbye father." 
9:59 - WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

~Molly

Sleepy Hollow - Third to Last Episode - Vessel

FINALLY!!! The hiatus is over and tonight we get to see the 11th episode of Sleepy Hollow! It is about fucking time! It was been something that's been on my mind for weeks now! 

Next week is the two-hour season one finale! NO!!! I-I don't want it to end! Not yet! 

9:00 - Welcome back Sleepy Hollow! You've been missed! 
9:01 - NEW CLOTHES?! He looks insanely hot! 
9:02 - "Try these." Oh, Crane doesn't like his new clothes. 
9:03 - Oh, someone's going to die tonight! At least I think someone dies. I know who's going to die but I don't remember if it's tonights or not. 
9:04 - Yay! We get to see Macy again! Oh, what the fuck? Oh, this won't end well. 
9:05 - Oh...kay... Oh no! Oh no!! He's completely crazy! 
9:06 - I don't trust the Father. 
9:07 - I fucking love this show! It's so brilliant! I need to see that perfect title sequence like NOW!! 
9:08 - Hello Captain! JENNY!!!
9:09 - Title sequence!! 

Commercial Break #1 

9:12 - "We saw the video." 
9:13 - "So evil wants your playbook?" Let's play the creep-ass video.
9:14 - A salt circle and a rosary beads. 
9:15 - "Jenny's sister?" Oh, that's something out of a horror film. She's got a good point, Abbie. "I don't know, I don't remember." 
9:16 - OH SHIT!! NO! Not him! 
9:17 - "Sorry, sir. I'm fine." Yeah, he's fine but Luke isn't. Yep, Luke's gonna die. 
9:18 - "Sorry about the mess." He was holding a bra! HA! 
9:19 - Oh, that's bad. 
9:20 - Yeah, you should have told her as soon as you could, Jenny. HAHA! 
9:21 - "I think its salt." And he's dead. 

Commercial Break #2 

9:26 - Oh, creepy. 
9:27 - It's probably Latin - oh, just speak backwards. 
9:28 - Oh joy... 
9:29 - Seriously?! 
9:30 - NO! DON'T LEAVE MACY ALONE!! PLEASE!! NO DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE, IRVING!! YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETELY IDIOTIC!! 
9:31 - Oh, this won't end well. 
9:32 - "You failed." NO!! MACY!! OH NO!!! "Time's up, dad." 

Commercial Break #3 

9:36 - Drive, drive, drive! 
9:37 - You think? "That's why, I'm going to steal it." 
9:38 - This is insanely creepy! I feel bad for the people who have to watch this then Teen Wolf after it. OH SHIT!! Don't do it!! Please don't do it! 
9:39 - "Stay. Away." His daughter is already in danger with the demon already inside her! 
9:40 - "Sounds unpleasant." 
9:41 - This won't end well. Jenny has her own plans over and she led them into a different place. Or not. "Just grab the lantern." 
9:42 - Got it! Awesome! Uh oh...

Commercial Break #4

9:46 - "Everyone stay calm." 
9:47 - They-they know? 
9:48 - Did he actually get- nope! 
9:49 - Off they go!! Faster, faster!! "Where are they?" 
9:50 - "I wanted to make it better. To fix you." COME ON MACY!! FIGHT THIS!! PLEASE!! "Let her go!" "Jennifer Mills." 
9:51 - "We're gonna send you back to Hell again."

Commercial Break #5

9:53 - "You will never take me again." 
9:54 - "Never...again!" "You can't touch us." "Or salt." "Or lanterns." 
9:55 - And Macy's back! Thank God!!! "Thank you." 
9:56 - WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE 2HR FINALE!! NO!! I DON'T WANT THIS SHOW TO END YET!!! I CAN'T HAVE IT END YET!! 
9:57 - What is Crane doing?
9:58 - "Have you now?" What will this magically ink say?
9:59 - "Four days before he wrote this." Oh, this could get REALLY interesting!! 

~Molly

Sleepy Hollow - The Golem

The last episode until January 16th :'( 

NO!!!! 

But, I'll savor it! And wait for the next three episode to come out in my birth month! 

Let's see how the tackle the Golem, I've heard stories of the Golem but each different. We'll have to see! 

9:00 - Previously on Sleepy Hollow! I wasn't sure if it was flashback or not. 
9:01 - That's enough wood for a while. 
9:02 - Of course it's swimming of questions. "How did he live." Abbie's got a point. A taxi?
9:03 - "You called Parrish? Why?" "All the way." 
9:04 - This should be very interesting. "I beg of you." "Your life will be in danger." No duh, he's in the 21st century, Mr. Sin Eater. *rolls eyes*
9:05 - "Thanks for the warning." "I'm ready." 
9:06 - That was plain nasty why of 'almost' death. "Katrina." "How are you here?" "The Sin Eater." 
9:07 - "His name." "Jeremy." That necklace looked familiar - like the symbol in the movie.
9:08 - "I had to let him go." "Jeremy Crane." That's a creepy little friend, Katrina. 
9:09 - Trinity Church, huh? New York, he was last in New York. "The Force Big as One." 
9:10 - "I swear." "He means, thank you." "I promise." 
9:11 - Oh, that's the Golem. Ugly ass thing. ROLL TITLES!! I FUCKING LOVE THESE TITLE SEQUENCE!! 

Commercial Break #1 

9:14 - "Six hundred little Ichabods." 
9:15 - Sorry if I type slower, I have a sleeping kitten on my lap and leaning on my arm. 
9:16 - Abbie, I love you so much! Hit Henry's sweet spot, Abbie. "You have my word."
9:17 - It's magically Christmas in Sleepy Hollow while this episode was probably filmed in July or August. 
9:18 - Oh, we're finding out about why his daughter's in a wheelchair. I can't wait to find out more. "Me or Him?" "I remembered why I stopped coming here."
9:19 - Ichabod hiding in plain sight. "Feel free to look." I now have a kitten back paw on my arm. MISTLETOE!! 
9:20 - No, go back under the mistletoe. Oh, powerful powers. "What happened to my child?" 
9:21 - "It's not your fault." "Lying is a sin. I can sense a sin from a mile away." And the Golem killed her. "I'm not getting on that train, am I?"

Commercial Break #2 

9:26 - "I'm sorry. You deserve better." 
9:27 - "You're doing crosswords?" 
9:28 - "She knew who you were." Oh, Henry does have a sense for something. 
9:29 - "I've seen this doll." "It's your son's." Does Henry have black eyes? 
9:30 - Oh, shit! The doll is the Golem? Oh, he's dead. But the Golem is friendly to Jeremy. 
9:31 - "We don't know that." "It followed me back." Of course it will be more the come. 

Commercial Break #3 - Holy shit! I need to catch up on The Following! And fast! I better start from the beginning! 

9:35 - "No one has time for that." 
9:36 - "Remember you said that?" "She is?" "How strong is your daughter?" 
9:37 - "I'm sorry." That was a little scary, but it didn't scare me. "Strange." 
9:38 - Are we going to find out the Jeremy is still alive and in hiding? I just have that gut feeling right now. 
9:39 - The bible again! "A Golem?"
9:40 - "They were their too." "They could bring her back." "That's where they are." Wow, for a carnival looks...dead. 
9:41 - "I'm not even going to ask." "Now who's the Scrooge?" I mean, look at this carnival, it's completely dead. "Where's there?" 
9:42 - They act like they don't know. Until now. "You were Ichabod Crane." "I don't understand." Hell, we don't understand. "Tonight, we die."

Commercial Break #4 

9:46 - These teeth look the ones from the movie with the Horseman. "How?" 
9:47 - These witches are creepy. HELLO! WHO THE HELL PLAYS OLDER JEREMY?! HE'S FUCKING HOT! 
9:48 - "He was afraid." Oh, okay. He's dead. "You murdered my son." But I still have a feeling that Jeremy isn't dead.
9:49 - "The Golem, where is he?" And there's the Golem. I suggest running Crane and Henry. CRANE!! 
9:50 - "I'm Jeremy's father." And the Golem stops moving. 
9:51 - "In many ways, a father to him." "You have to let him go." It worked. But, poor innocent creature. Yes, the Golem is innocent.
9:52 - "-my son." Poor Crane. "Ichabod, he's gone." "It's over." 

Commercial Break #5 

9:55 - "About?" "Or your son." I still have a feeling Jeremy's still alive. 
9:56 - "We take them with us. It's the price of living." Henry, I like you. "I got you something." 
9:57 - "It is a Christmas tradition." "Merry Christmas, Crane." "Merry Christmas, Leutient." The mirror broke. Why did the mirror break? Why did the mirror repair itself? 
9:58 - What the hell is going on?! "There will be no end of days."
9:59 - "Crane? What happened?" "He's coming for your soul. And he says I have to deliver it to him." 

No preview?!

~Molly