Sleepy Hollow - Premiere - This Is War (S2, Ep1)

Sleepy Hollow

S2 Premiere

Title: This Is War

I am SO happy to have Sleepy Hollow back, you have no idea! It is SO amazing!! I can't wait to see what happens tonight. Sleepy Hollow was that show I didn't have high expectation for because I know the story of Sleepy Hollow, how could they made it modern? But I fell in love. And it's back!! 

9:00 - SO EXCITED!!!!!! CAN YOU TELL?!?!?!?!?! RECAPPING TIME!! 
9:01 - And we begin!! "Anyone?"
9:02 - "Happy birthday." "I'll consider myself pinked." "Another modern tradition." "Just wish for something good." 
9:03 - I know he's dreaming. Yeah, we're dreaming. 
9:04 - Or are we? I'm confused. And a head is already missing, huh? "The horseman, he's back." "I've been waiting for 200 years." 
9:05 - And another head lost. "I take it you knew Franklin." I love Sleepy Hollow! 
9:06 - We are seeing Ben Franklin this season! Haven't we already discussed that bullets don't work on the horseman? And neither do arrows.
9:07 - And he's gone? NO, YOU PROMISED JENNY AND KATRINA WERE ALIVE!
9:08 - Look, Ben Franklin. The what club? 
9:09 - Oh dear. Ben is naked. "Not yet! Not until this key is stuck." What the fuck is going on? 
9:10 - "Indeed." Purgatory, of course. "Wrong! This key can break that rule." Of course. 
9:11 - NO, where's the cool intro? I am so totally confused! "You want to talk to yourself?" I like Abbie. "He's a mastermind, Crane." 
9:12 - "I hate this." So, you prisoned your own son, Crane. Nice. And a...plant? We've made Jeremy/Parrish crazy.
9:13 - Mind explaining, Parrish? 
9:14 - Is there a commercial coming up soon? SEE, HE'S DREAMING!! 
9:15 - SEE!! DREAMS!! DREAMING!! "How'd we capture him?" Oh, good, that was the real Abbie. "Jenny's still alive. We're still in Purgatory." 
9:16 - "I promise!" Come on, Crane! GET FREE!!

Commercial Break - Damn, 16 minutes without a commercial break, that's gotta be a first. 

9:19 - Jenny's alive! Yay! Don't trust him, Jenny! 
9:20 - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, JENNY! DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!! I REPEAT, DON'T! "I can taste your lie." 
9:21 - COME ON, CRANE!! Cell phone, light source. Hi Katrina. And hi horseman. 
9:22 - He's releasing her? And feeding her? Probably not the best idea, Katrina. Yeah, I was right. 
9:23 - Run, Abbie, run! HEY LOOK WHO IT IS!! The guy's name I can't remember. "Have fun in Hell." 
9:24 - What the fuck? "A demon army?" "And none of that recorded. Wonderful!" 
9:25 - And he totally did a Dean Winchester move!

Commercial Break

9:29 - Crane's using his cell phone. And I'm pretty sure Jenny just kicked the guy in the nuts and killed him.
9:30 - Crane found Jenny's route.
9:31 - K'm not sure if I trust him.
9:32 - Ah, Crane found Jenny. And Jenny's shooting people. Since when does Crane know how to drive? "Must learn to drive." 
9:33 - "You did miss my birthday party." "Let's hope so." 

Commercial Break 

9:37 - What? "I see the world regret it." "Himself." Of course. 
9:38 - BATS! In Purgatory! EPIC! 
9:39 - LOOK AT THEM HUG!! "You're alive." "We are survivors. You and I." 
9:40 - "Leave you here? No." I love how he says lieutenant! 
9:41 - "I'll find it." Wow, no time has past. 

Commercial Break - This is what happens when you have a 16 minute intro. 

9:45 - "All about the Benjamins." 
9:46 - Ah, clock tower. HEY, JUST LIKE FROM NATIONAL TREASURE! A shirtless headless horseman, don't see that everyday. 
9:47 - Look, the necklace. It's...glowing. Oh, that's creepy - the necklace held Bram's...head in it? 
9:48 - Don't listen to Bram, Katrina. I was actually wondering if they were going to have her talk at all in the premiere. Another hug. 
9:49 - Go, Crane! Go! GO FIND ABBIE! QUICKLY! "I'm here. Just as I promised." AND ANOTHER ABBIE/CRANE HUG!! 
9:50 - Oh, damn! 

Commercial Break - Damn, I was SO convinced that was Crane! You writers, you know how to get me happy then crush it instantly.

9:53 - Must be hard, fighting yourself. 
9:54 - And off with his head. "How did you know it wasn't me?" 
9:55 - "Now is a good time to leave." A gate? Not good. No, no, it is good. 
9:56 - They are safe and out of Purgatory! And there's Jenny with an Abbie hug! Crane, what's wrong? 
9:57 - Will we see Irving yet? "The Horseman of War is my son." "This is war." Yep, it is war. And nicely done with the title in the words. 
9:58 - What's going on here? 
9:59 - Whatever it is, it's not good. 

See you next week, Sleepyheads! 

~Molly

Gotham - Series Premiere - Pilot (S1, Ep1)

Gotham

Series Premiere

Title: Pilot

Tonight's the night, loyal readers, the night all my fall shows come back with a BANG! And first on the list is Gotham. I know little to nothing about the DC world, I'm a Marvel girl, so I'm not up-to date with all the things going on in the DC world. I'm not a fan of Batman or Superman. 

Never been into those superheroes. 

So, what will tonight bring us? We'll see.

8:00 - And it begins, ah, it feels so good to react again. IT BEGINS!! And we meet Catwoman first, huh? 
8:01 - She's a lousy pick-pocket. Damn, she's fast.
8:02 - She's going to witness the murder of Batman's parents. That's a lot of blood for a simple shooting. 
8:03 - You've got a good screaming voice, kid. 
8:04 - And the main character has entered. Damn, you are good, lead. 
8:05 - Since when is that a basic? I guess in the comic-verse, it is. "No rest for the wicked, huh?" 
8:06 - "It makes it your case."
8:07 - The kid playing Bruce is quite a good actor with this crying scene. "There will be light. There will be light, Bruce." 
8:08 - "And shiny shoes." Bet that's important. "Be strong. I promise you, I'll find the guy who did this." 
8:09 - Hey, look, it's the butler. "Good luck, mate." 

Commercial Break - Kinda lackluster title slate. Kinda bored by it... Like I said, I don't know the DC verse. 

8:11 - The lead's partner is an asshole. Go away please.
8:12 - "Damn right, I'm scared." What happened between the cop and the special vic unit?
8:13 - Yeah, the partner can die. "The answer's no." 
8:14 - "She said you had to keep me, huh?" I like the lead. "You'll get used to me." 
8:15 - "How you doin'?" 
8:16 - Uh, does anyone know when this show 'takes place?' Like time period. We've met Fish. 
8:17 - Nope, now we've met the Penguin. 
8:18 - "Yes, my boys are watching a scary movie." 
8:19 - Yep, he's Penguin. GCPD? That's a mouth full, isn't it? "F-Fun." 
8:20 - If looks could kill. 

Commercial Break

8:22 - Who's this? And why do I sense a sex scene coming up?
8:23 - Yeah, I was right - the suit jacket came off. Wow, she's planning ahead quite quickly. 
8:24 - Really, he's not shirtless? But, hell, Gotham is pretty epic looking. 
8:25 - So confused. I think I need some backstory. And we met Poison Ivy. "So it will be a pleasant talk." 
8:26 - That's how you know something's up when the suspect runs. Weird camera angles - WTF? 
8:27 - Careful lead. The lead sucks at fighting. "Thanks." That is so illegal now. 

Commercial Break 

8:30 - Hey look, a gun. And the pearls. 
8:31 - I knew I didn't like those guys. Sure it did, Penguin. "That's beside the point." 
8:32 - That's Catwoman again. "You kept your promise. Thank you." 
8:33 - This won't end well. 
8:34 - "Yes, thank you, I know him." "Like I know you." What did that mean? "No." 
8:35 - Assholes. "Bastards." 
8:36 - "Why?" "To cover up the real killer." 
8:37 - "We killed him." A bullet wound to the shoulder killed him? Really? "Forget about it." 
8:38 - "I'm afraid he might lie." "He might." "You just did." "You'll have to wait and see." "I hate surprises." Well, Fish, you've got some skills. 
8:39 - You, asshole, you lied to his fiancé. You are in on all of this, aren't you, partner? 

Commercial Break - I'm not really into Gotham, you guys. Not really my scene, I guess. 

8:43 - Yeah, I'm happy I'm a vegetarian. 
8:44 - "That's what everybody says." Okay, so we have cell phones - so, late 90s, early 2000s. 
8:45 - "Cops." "I like you, you're funny." 
8:46 - "I feel this way, also." 
8:47 - Yeah, I'm done after tonight. "My little Penguin." "Thanks for trying to help." 
8:48 - Oh joy. But someone's to the rescue. Who are you? "She has to ask permission."

Commercial Break

8:50 - "Friendship?" 
8:51 - "Blood doesn't lie." 
8:52 - I hate businessmen, especially when it comes to organized crime. "Just like your father." 
8:53 - No duh. 
8:54 - Don't kill Penguin, he's like the only character I like and have sympathy for. Poor Penguin. He going to fire a bullet as a decoy.
8:55 - "I'll be your slave for life." "I'm clever that way." "I can be a spy." Good pretending on your part, Penguin. But he'll be back. 
8:56 - Oh, are we going to the Waynes mansion? And it looks like Bruce is going to kill himself. But stops himself. 
8:57 - "He was framed." "I'm sorry." "Don't be." 
8:58 - "I can only do that from the inside." "Your call?" That's his way of saying yes, lead actor. Hello again Catwoman. 
8:59 - He's back. And he just murdered someone, for food. Well, that's Penguin for you.

~Molly

Star-Crossed - Series Finale - Passion Lends Them Power (S1, Ep13)

Star-Crossed - Passion Lends Them Power

It's official that Star-Crossed has been cancelled. I'm not that upset by it. It was more of a 'I watch it when nothing else is on' so, not too bother or upset. I am more upset about The Crazy Ones being cancelled than anything. 

But thankfully, only two of my shows got cancelled this season! 

8:00 - Here's goes the finale episode of Star-Crossed. I don't know how much I'll be reacting too. I know there's going to be a cliffhanger, I just know it. There's always a cliffhanger when it comes to cancelled shows. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Recapping! 
8:01 - Still recapping until Emery finds him. 
8:02 - Roman can't die. And I know he doesn't. I saw a clip where he's completely healed.
8:03 - "What are we doing?" "Its good luck." "Its good luck." 
8:04 - "With my first-ever boyfriend." "Hopefully not seeing at this table." 
8:05 - "I have no idea." "Sound like a peach cobbler to you?" Their gang has gotten SO big now. Let's just add two more people to the mix. 
8:06 - "Roman is dead." Roman isn't dead, Teri. 
8:07 - "Roman's alive?" "I'm coming with you." ROLL TITLE CARD. Welcome back to the land of the living, Grayson.
8:08 - Do your stuff, Teri. And fast! "We've done everything we can."
8:09 - I just love how the aliens are able to go free as they please now. And they found the bomb, dammit. 

Commercial Break 

8:12 - Yes, they do. Sorry. 
8:13 - "Who's the father?" "I know, okay?" 
8:14 - "What are you doing here?" "Saving your life, stupid." "Thank you." 
8:15 - "A healer." That's a good hello. "Thanks Teri." 
8:16 - Sorry, paying attention to Dancing right now. 
8:17 - Let's hope they use protection. 
8:18 - I'd like to point out that the CW have been taking risks with their sex scenes. Like showing the actresses getting the bras taken off.

Commercial Break

8:24 - Cool. "Anything?" Of course she's working with the police. 
8:25 - Thank you for all the Roman shirtless scenes right now. 
8:26 - Nice camera angle there. When did Roman have time to put on his boxers? Teri telling someone. 
8:27 - Taylor have the damn baby. 
8:28 - Roman don't wander off. We've learned from before never to wander off. "Dad?" DAD?!

Commercial Break 

8:31 - Please tell me Roman is- He is. 
8:32 - That's just nice. Isn't it?
8:33 - He's got big ears. "Roman, this is your half brother." About time he found out. 
8:34 - Emery run! RUN! Grayson, what are you doing? RUN!!!! 
8:35 - "Because of Roman?" "Still do." 
8:36 - Wow, Roman being a good big brother for a kid he barely knows. 
8:37 - Oh, she won't be happy. 
8:38 - Let's be mad. You should have killed her when you had the chance.

Commercial Break 

8:44 - "Thanks to Grayson." 
8:45 - Oh shit.
8:46 - Oh damn! Go Taylor! We are turning the machine on early. 
8:47 - Taylor is safe. A vacuum clean? That's a new one. 
8:48 - Well, damn Derek. 
8:49 - Well damn. You aren't done yet. 
8:50 - Emery?

Commercial Break

8:53 - "It was me." "My father?" Who's her father? 
8:54 - That's one way to start a fire. "Cover me." 
8:55 - Yay, they kissed. Come on, guys. Come on! See, this is what I'm saying. I don't like this show that much and I don't want it to end. 
8:56 - 15 seconds! Come on- GRAYSON!! And she's dead too. COME ON, ROMAN!! THANK GOD! 
8:57 - SHIT! OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! NONONONONONONONONONONONO!! 
8:58 - WAS THAT TAYLOR?!?! NO! Holy fuck! What the fuck just happened?! Oh fuck! This is bad! This is really bad!!
8:59 - Oh, shit! The rest of the aliens?! That's a lot of aliens. 

Ah shit. 

~Molly

Sleepy Hollow - Third to Last Episode - Vessel

FINALLY!!! The hiatus is over and tonight we get to see the 11th episode of Sleepy Hollow! It is about fucking time! It was been something that's been on my mind for weeks now! 

Next week is the two-hour season one finale! NO!!! I-I don't want it to end! Not yet! 

9:00 - Welcome back Sleepy Hollow! You've been missed! 
9:01 - NEW CLOTHES?! He looks insanely hot! 
9:02 - "Try these." Oh, Crane doesn't like his new clothes. 
9:03 - Oh, someone's going to die tonight! At least I think someone dies. I know who's going to die but I don't remember if it's tonights or not. 
9:04 - Yay! We get to see Macy again! Oh, what the fuck? Oh, this won't end well. 
9:05 - Oh...kay... Oh no! Oh no!! He's completely crazy! 
9:06 - I don't trust the Father. 
9:07 - I fucking love this show! It's so brilliant! I need to see that perfect title sequence like NOW!! 
9:08 - Hello Captain! JENNY!!!
9:09 - Title sequence!! 

Commercial Break #1 

9:12 - "We saw the video." 
9:13 - "So evil wants your playbook?" Let's play the creep-ass video.
9:14 - A salt circle and a rosary beads. 
9:15 - "Jenny's sister?" Oh, that's something out of a horror film. She's got a good point, Abbie. "I don't know, I don't remember." 
9:16 - OH SHIT!! NO! Not him! 
9:17 - "Sorry, sir. I'm fine." Yeah, he's fine but Luke isn't. Yep, Luke's gonna die. 
9:18 - "Sorry about the mess." He was holding a bra! HA! 
9:19 - Oh, that's bad. 
9:20 - Yeah, you should have told her as soon as you could, Jenny. HAHA! 
9:21 - "I think its salt." And he's dead. 

Commercial Break #2 

9:26 - Oh, creepy. 
9:27 - It's probably Latin - oh, just speak backwards. 
9:28 - Oh joy... 
9:29 - Seriously?! 
9:30 - NO! DON'T LEAVE MACY ALONE!! PLEASE!! NO DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE, IRVING!! YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETELY IDIOTIC!! 
9:31 - Oh, this won't end well. 
9:32 - "You failed." NO!! MACY!! OH NO!!! "Time's up, dad." 

Commercial Break #3 

9:36 - Drive, drive, drive! 
9:37 - You think? "That's why, I'm going to steal it." 
9:38 - This is insanely creepy! I feel bad for the people who have to watch this then Teen Wolf after it. OH SHIT!! Don't do it!! Please don't do it! 
9:39 - "Stay. Away." His daughter is already in danger with the demon already inside her! 
9:40 - "Sounds unpleasant." 
9:41 - This won't end well. Jenny has her own plans over and she led them into a different place. Or not. "Just grab the lantern." 
9:42 - Got it! Awesome! Uh oh...

Commercial Break #4

9:46 - "Everyone stay calm." 
9:47 - They-they know? 
9:48 - Did he actually get- nope! 
9:49 - Off they go!! Faster, faster!! "Where are they?" 
9:50 - "I wanted to make it better. To fix you." COME ON MACY!! FIGHT THIS!! PLEASE!! "Let her go!" "Jennifer Mills." 
9:51 - "We're gonna send you back to Hell again."

Commercial Break #5

9:53 - "You will never take me again." 
9:54 - "Never...again!" "You can't touch us." "Or salt." "Or lanterns." 
9:55 - And Macy's back! Thank God!!! "Thank you." 
9:56 - WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE 2HR FINALE!! NO!! I DON'T WANT THIS SHOW TO END YET!!! I CAN'T HAVE IT END YET!! 
9:57 - What is Crane doing?
9:58 - "Have you now?" What will this magically ink say?
9:59 - "Four days before he wrote this." Oh, this could get REALLY interesting!! 

~Molly

Hart of Dixie - Midseason Premiere - Something to Talk About

Now, I'm going to say this honestly, I'm not that excited for Hart of Dixie because Joel and Lynley are still there and I cannot stand either of them! 

And Hart of Dixie is moving to Fridays in March so, I don't know if it will be around for much longer. Which sucks, it was a great show in the beginning but now...I don't know. It just seems like they are running out of ideas. 

The next time you see a Hart of Dixie reaction will the season three finale! 

8:00 - Recapping. Thanks. 
8:01 - Zoe is getting along with family. With Wade...
8:02 - Sorry, texting Rebekah as Levon and Annabeth have breakfast.
8:03 - "I'm not avoiding." The second mention of Lemon.
8:04 - Oh, this outta be interesting. People are seriously going to talk. 
8:05 - Tansy, never knew I missed you sweetheart. 
8:06 - ROSE!! FINALLY!! "Not for money. That's illegal." 
8:07 - "I don't know anything about horses." MISTAKES?! Are you crazy, Zoe?! You didn't make a damn mistake with being with Wade!
8:08 - Oh, I don't really like- Oh, what's happening here? "What-what is he doing?" "He might out this on his Twitter." "Never. Ever. Never ever. Ever!" 
8:09 - Oh, Levon isn't too happy. "Not now, not now." Not great news apparently. 
8:10 - "Really?" OH HELL NO! 

Commercial Break #1 - Bored...

8:14 - "Phill-Bell?" "He hates us." "He's talking about Tansy." "Yeah, I figured that out." 
8:15 - Oh my God! 
8:16 - I love Tansy! "If we can find proof." 
8:17 - Oh no. "No rumors." "Nobody likes the press." "No comment. Get out!" "Still no." You just asked your girlfriend to stall. This should be interest.
8:18 - "Promise me?" "I can hear you rolling your eyes!" 
8:19 - "Secret affair." 
8:20 - "Look it up." "Now I know what fake me, took up that fake affair." Okay, Joel, that was funny. Even if I didn't laugh.

Commercial Break #2 

8:25 - "Coconuts on my boobs."
8:26 - "To the photo copy machine." This should be very interesting. And they got passed without single look.
8:27 - WHAT?! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! 
8:28 - "You need to write those." This is going to be SO interesting. 
8:29 - "See? Bananas." This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Sorry...

Commercial Break #3 

8:31 - Oh, shit. This won't end well at all. 
8:32 - And there goes the affair. "I think we've entered phase two. Act natural." 
8:33 - Oh dear God! WHAT ABOUT LEVON?! HE DOESN'T KNOW!! 
8:34 - "I am over Tansy." "I'm not going to- Holy crap!" 
8:35 - OH SHIT!! "A giant mall?" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Ah, he does know. Good. "Photos?!" 
8:36 - "Oh no we don't." "Oh, yes we do." Oh...OH! 
8:37 - "Okay?" Zoe, close your mouth. And you didn't close your mouth. Way to go...

Commercial Break #4

8:42 - This should be rather interesting. 
8:43 - What the hell are you talking about Brick?
8:44 - "Are you okay?" 
8:45 - Oops. 
8:46 - "You mean like you did?" 
8:47 - BECAUSE SHE STILL FUCKING LOVES YOU!! 

Commercial Break #5

8:50 - "That's weird. Me too." 
8:51 - Bluebell is in big trouble, not just because- 
8:52 - "Uh..." Poor Levon. "Oh boy, she did." 
8:53 - Well, he almost got the girl. And the town is up in arms for sure. 
8:54 - "Panic now!" Really? FOR FUCKING REAL?! 
8:55 - YOU DON'T LOVE JOEL!! YOU FUCKING LOVE WADE ZOE!! 
8:56 - NO!! Great... I just want Zade to happen again.
8:57 - That's actually probably a good way of putting it, George. There's a reason this song is playing because of George and Tansy, Zoe and Wade.
8:58 - Nice try Rose.
8:59 - Zoe, you still love Wade! Just admit it. 

~Molly