Once Upon a Time - Season Five Premiere

That's right, faithful readers, reactions are back in business! And being back in business with these reactions, that means tonight is the first reaction for the fall season! Once Upon a Time may have gone downhill a lot last season and I didn't like the whole Frozen thing (I'm over Frozen now), but Dark Swan looks completely badass. I can't wait to see Evil Emma working with Gold! I'm so excited for this season!

Now, who's ready for Once Upon a Time?

Once Upon a Time

Season Five Premiere

THE DARK SWAN

8:00: And it's begins! AH! Reactions are back! And we're flashing back to when Sword and the Stone came out! 
8:01: Young Emma is too cute! "Bad things." "Leave the sword alone." 
8:02: And we're in Camelot, I think. Yeah, we are. 
8:03: "Someone beat us here." There's the sword! Oh, that was interesting.
8:04: "Your turn." "Where's the rest of it?" 
8:05: OH MY GOD!! "No, she's a problem, for all of us." Regina, sass master! Regina called Hook, Guy Liner!!! HAHAHA XD
8:06: "She's not in this world." DARK SWAN!! YES!
8:07: "I'm many things." "Think of me as your guide." 
8:08: "I'll never hurt the people I love."
8:09: Oh no. That's not good. "Guess that's my cue." "Watch it, I know what I'm doing." 
8:10: "No. No, no, not my sister." Hook's got a point. Oh, Emma's got some new powers.
8:11: "It's you." "So, did you enjoy it? Your first taste of darkness?" 

Commercial Break: It looks like she did. The beginning of Dark Swan has begun! 

8:15: THE ROSE!! Hello Wicked Witch. "Careful."
8:16: "I'm listening." "Picture it careful." "I said don't use magic!" 
8:17: "Go away." "Quite unwilling!" 
8:18: Why do I feel myself loving the Wicked Witch more and more? And there goes the love. Hidden agenda!
8:19: Merida! "Just cursed with dark magic." "Oh, never mind." 
8:20: "Well why not?"
8:21: Okay, I love Merida! "You what?" 
8:22: "We're going to break out the Wicked Witch."

Commercial Break: I like this hook, needing Emma back, being all badass! And getting Henry involved! I don't know if Emma will be happy about this plan either. 

8:25: "What exactly is your hurry?" 
8:26: "Oh, not just your land." "What month is it?" I love Merida! I seriously do. 
8:27: Oh, let's not kill off Merida within the first few minutes. And Merida wasn't asleep either. 
8:29: Oh shit. This is hilarious! The hell?! "You should have listened to my sister." 

Commercial Break: Well, Hook regrets that.

8:33: "You...let...her out?" 
8:34: Robin and... Ah shit. "Well, you dear." 
8:35: Oh, Wicked Witch is very creepy. "I have to."
8:36: "What the hell happened?" "We're taking it to Emma." 
8:37: "What does it look like?" 
8:38: "I can explain." Emma, don't! I like Merida! 

Commercial Break: I'm currently conflicted. I don't know if I'm enjoying this episode as much as I first thought. The humor is fantastic, mainly because I love Regina but...there's something off about tonight's episode and I can't put my finger on it.

8:42: "We'll be fine." 
8:43: "Emma's baby blanket." "You did?"
8:44: "Certain death!" "Certain?" "Hold on tight everyone!" There goes Granny's place, right into the storm.
8:45: Don't kill her! Please don't kill her! 
8:46: That was fast. "You don't know that." 
8:47: "I can't do that to my family. To you." "Heroes and villains together, for you." 
8:48: Oh, that hug looks odd. Hook knows Emma is down a dark road - pun completely intended! 

Commercial Break

8:52: "Are you okay?" "Thank you for...sort of understanding."
8:53: Don't give Emma the dagger. "Someone needs to watch me." "Are you serious?" 
8:54: "I saved you. You save me." Henry is almost as tall as Emma. "You brought Granny's. And Granny. And Leroy."
8:55: "Find us?" "You were expecting us?" "Merlin, where is he?" "Where?" 
8:56: "Why, Camelot, of course." Welcome to Camelot. I think Camelot is bigger than Snow and Charming's Castle. 
8:57: Six Weeks Later? Oh no. What just happened? "What are you guys doing here?" "Bloody hell." "What the hell are we wearing?" "Again?" "Where's Emma?" 
8:58: DARK SWAN!! "What happened to you?" "And you failed." Okay, the episode is 10x better than it was before! "Looking for this." 
8:59: "You're about to be punished." "Because...I'm the Dark One."

Well, damn. See you next week, Oncers!

Once Upon a Time - Premiere - A Tale of Two Sisters (S4, Ep1)

Once Upon A Time

Season Four Premiere

Title: A Tale of Two Sisters 

I'm excited to have Once Upon a Time back! I haven't read anything besides who was playing Elsa, Anna, and the rest of the Frozen cast. So I'm going in blind. Let's the 'storm' begin. 

See what I did there?

Yeah, probably not that funny. Never mind.

8:00 - AND IT BEGINS!! We're on a ship with Anna.
8:01 - Not Anna! Their parents! And there goes the ship, damn. 5 years later. I'm focused. 
8:02 - There's Anna and Elsa. "It's for your wedding." We're going back and forth - oh dammit! 
8:03 - "Storybrook." Poor Regina! And Emma is going after her. "Not now, Swan." "I didn't intend to cause you pain."
8:04 - "Maybe she did." "The worst my life becomes." 
8:05 - "You and the Evil Queen?" I love Charming. "Don't you know who she is." "She can't, she's come too far." 
8:06 - Grumpy. "Sleepy!" And Elsa stopped the car. 

Commercial Break - Elsa looked pissed. 

8:10 - Elsa looked very pissed. And confused. And scared. "It's an attic." 
8:11 - Anna's wedding dress is their mother's. Oh, damn. This girl playing Anna is perfect! "Something new to go with something borrowed."
8:12 - "...for a reindeer." OH ANNA LOOKS BEAUTIFUL! 
8:13 - "It's all my fault!" Aww! Gold and Belle. Oh, shit, really!? Did we have to bring Bae back this way?! I don't want to remember this.
8:14 - "Papa, I'm afraid." I don't want to live through this. Yeah, you are obsessed with power, Gold.
8:15 - Gold, you're pulling at my heartstrings right now. "I promise." 
8:16 - Robin! I love Robin! I need Robin and Regina together, please! I hate this Marian thing. Oh, he does, Regina. 
8:17 - "Was real. Yes." Oh, thank God!! NO!!!!!!!!!! ROBIN YOU ARE RUINING IT!!! SHIT!! I HATE YOU WRITER!!!!!! 
8:18 - HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO!!!!!!!! Until a mirror breaks apparently. Oh, shit, Regina's turning back. Ah damn. 
8:19 - Are you telling me Anna's been in the psych ward for years now? Looks like it. NO, NOT THE MIRROR!!! Regina, no. YOU ARE GOOD, REGINA!! 

Commercial Break - Regina... GRR!! YOU WRITERS SUCK!

8:23 - Oh, an old house. 
8:24 - Oh, Gold. What are you doing? I love Belle, so adorable. 
8:25 - I know where we are. We're in Anna and Elsa's house. And look what they are wearing! JUST LIKE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!! DAMN! These costumes are fantastic. 
8:26 - Look at baby Neal! "Speaking of." 
8:27 - So much for talking, huh? Anna ran in the woods in a wedding dress. Let's hope Kristoff didn't see it. 
8:28 - "They were scared of me. That's why they left." "You are not a monster."
8:29 - "I know it." They found her. Emma, let's not use a gun. 
8:30 - "Oh, that's a new one." Yep, I'm with you on that one, Hook.

Commercial Break - At least they got the snow monster...kinda right... I suppose.

8:33 - "They're practically family." THE TROLLS!! 
8:34 - THE TROLLS ARE SO CUTE!! 
8:35 - Oh, now we know why Elsa is looking for Anna. Anna went missing. Emma landed on top of Hook! Way to go, Grumpy. 
8:36 - Oh, Regina! Don't do it! Please don't do it! 
8:37 - "Right." 
8:38 - You are a mirror now. "Now, help me." 
8:39 - I'm so confused with these time jumps! "Exactly." 

Commercial Break 

8:44 - Run away! "Where's Anna?" 
8:45 - "We need more frosting." "I mean, that's a lie." "You're trying to delay me." 
8:46 - Kristoff is so hot! "Some kind of snow monster." 
8:47 - "You can do this." Emma using her magic to piss it off. "Really?!" Good girl, Regina. See, Regina's good, Marian. You blew things out of control.
8:48 - "Maybe I'm not." "Welcome to Storybrook, Marian." 

Commercial Break - Just got a tease of Galavant! DON'T TEASE ME ABC!! 

8:53 - "I don't know what that is." KISS HER!!!!!! EMMA! 
8:54 - "Over Regina?" NO! PLEASE NO!! And a kiss. "Be patient." "Including you." No, Emma you gave Regina an idea. 
8:55 - "And it's always been right." "Find the writer." "It's time to change the book." 
8:56 - Oh, perfect. Villains and happy endings - hasn't worked for Gold yet. Even though he's married to his love. Oh, shit. Gold what are you doing?
8:57 - Something with magic. What is that? Oh, the necklace! 
8:58 - "Are you really saying no to the queen?" "She didn't want me to." Oh, are we going to get an unnecessary love triangle between Elsa, Anna, and Kristoff? 
8:59 - "The Enchanted Forest." I should have known! "Don't worry, Anna, I will find you." 

~Molly

Once Upon a Time - Midseason Premiere - New York City Serenade

Guess what's back, Oncers? ONCE UPON A TIME is back!! God, you don't know much you miss a show until it comes back WAY after your others. As much as I didn't enjoy the beginning of the season but I know I'll like the remaining season. 

It's been a long time since I've written reactions, but I'm back and better than ever! 

8:00 - One Year Ago - shit. Look, there's Charming on a horse!! Oops, not Charming, but Prince Phillip and Aurora in the heart of the storm. 
8:01 - Welcome the people of Storybrooke to the Enchanted Forest. "Snow, what happened?" "We're back."
8:02 - One Year Later, Our World. Emma has a new boyfriend and it's Auggie from Covert Affairs. What's with the accent there for a moment? "Thank you for your help." I SAW RED'S NAME IN THE GUEST STAR LIST!! 
8:03 - I can't wait to find out who Chris plays in Emma's new world. "You! You are a stalker!" Let's hold a butter knife while Hook talks. 
8:04 - "You're a crazy person." GOD! I LOVE COLIN!! "I know you, Swan." 
8:05 - "Do it for your family." "I protected it." 
8:06 - "You can't be serious?" Of course she's serious, Regina. You are just an idiot for not believing in her. 
8:07 - "It is not up to us to save them." OH! HE'S GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER?! HOLY SHIT!! BUT WHO IS HE?! WHO DOES HE PLAY?! I WANT TO FUCKING NOW!! TELL ME!! RIGHT NOW!!
8:08 - And they would put a commercial there...

Commercial Break 

8:10 - What did she say? Oh, she walked out. 
8:11 - He's more than he's leading on. I like him but I want to know who the hell he's playing and why he's so into Emma.
8:12 - Emma, go to where Hook told you to go. He's name is Walsh, good to know. 
8:13 - Oh, Henry likes Walsh. Henry makes some sense in the matter. 
8:14 - A king, cute. Wait, didn't Archie have a REAL voice? 
8:15 - "And what if you can't?" 
8:16 - "I've always been a pirate." "A complete reset." Then how did Hook do it? 
8:17 - "I am thinking, there's a difference." 
8:18 - Where did Hook tell her- oh, shit...Neal's old place. The dreamcatcher. 
8:19 - What is meant to find? Henry had a camera with him?

Commercial Break 

8:23 - Central Park, fun! 
8:24 - "Your parents need you." I really liking this Emma. 
8:25 - "It was a kiss." Let's just arrest Hook! Really, Emma? For real? 
8:26 - I like how the camera never pans down on Snow since she is pregnant. "We were worried." 
8:27 - Snow and Regina moment, cute. Will Regina EVER meet Robin Hood? 
8:28 - "Find a way. For Henry." It is sad seeing Regina sad. Our castle? 
8:29 - "It did!" A flying monkey! 

Commercial Break 

8:32 - REGINA! Good Snow! 
8:33 - "I'm open to suggestions." ROBIN HOOD! 
8:34 - What is Emma wearing? What are those pants she has on? Definitely not for her. 
8:35 - She got the pictures developed. And Hook is set free. 
8:36 - Emma, just drink the liquid. You just broke Hook for a moment there, Emma. 
8:37 - There it goes! And she's remembering! "Hook." "Did you miss me?" HELL YEAH!

Commercial Break 

8:42 - How does Robin Hood know everyone? 
8:43 - Regina is eyeing Robin Hood! AH CUTE!! Tink was right! Well, you aren't getting to the castle. 
8:44 - "Someone highjacked it." "We'll make it safe again." "A pirate's life." 
8:45 - Again. "I came back to save you." "A really good dream."
8:46 - Damn, so we going to have non-memory remembered Henry, joy. And Walsh isn't going to like this. But I have an thought - what if Hook knows him? 
8:47 - "I can't marry you." "That wasn't a lie." Someone she kissed. 
8:48 - Or take Walsh with you. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE?! "Really?" 
8:49 - He's a flying monkey! "A reminder I was never safe." "We leave in the morning." 

Commercial Break - We're going to see Walsh again. I just have a strong feeling. 

8:54 - "Do you believe in magic?" "I made the right decision." 
8:55 - "Sold." "You ready Swan?" "Wait, we're really going?" 
8:56 - The Emma jacket! She's Emma again! Storybrooke looks...slight different. "That's more like it." 
8:57 - This won't end well, at all. "You remember."
8:58 - What happened? "Wiped away?" Snow is pregnant, isn't she? Yep. 
8:59 - The Wicked Witch of the West is here everyone! Why revenge? 

Well, OUAT came back with a BANG!! 

~Molly