Once Upon a Time
SEASON FOUR 2 HOUR FINALE
Operation Mongoose
So, it's been a long time since I last did a reaction - I just lost interest for a little while. Other things had my attention, but hell week is about to begin and I want to react to each one of them (which aren't that many this year).
And first, we have Once Upon a Time! :D
And it's 2 hours like last year!
So, let's begin!
8:00 - The finale has began! That's Rumple right there on that horse and in that - or not... I'm confused.
8:01 - Yeah, I'm very confused.
8:02 - Oh, that was rude. Are we supposed to believe that the ENTIRE BOOK is just a STORY?!
8:03 - Is this how the author is chosen?
8:04 - Yeah, this is how they chose the author.
8:05 - I am so confused right now!! "What the hell?" Yeah, I'm wondering the same thing, Mr. Author!
8:06 - "I could wake up a talking frog."
8:07 - Of course Hook does. Hi Blue! I missed you, slightly.
8:08 - Confused, confused, confused.
8:09 - I hope Gold doesn't die. I really love Gold, even with everything he has done.
8:10 - Why are we bringing up Baelfire? Oh, good, we aren't bring Bae back.
8:11 - This won't end will.
Commercial Break
8:15 - Henry, what happened?! I bet Henry's alone.
8:16 - Yep, he is. The rewrite worked - I bet you anything Henry will become the new author.
8:18 - Well, Henry, didn't know you knew how to drive. Get out of there, Henry! FAST! Oh shit.
8:19 - Oh shit!
8:20 - Oh, Regina! You...damn author!
8:21 - Blackmail, Henry. Good boy! Your mother taught you well! "Are they still alive?"
8:22 - Yep, Henry's going to become the new author. GO HENRY!
8:23 - And Henry goes in. Well, damn. Henry will be the Savior now! "Cool."
8:24 - Or not.
Commercial Break
8:28 - "I don't need you changing things." "Doesn't matter."
8:29 - Those aren't chimes. And here comes Rumple.
8:30 - Henry's like 'da fuck?'
8:31 - REGINA!! "My name is Henry and I'm your son." "Please be dead. Please be dead."
8:32 - And there's the episode title.
8:33 - Why hasn't she questioned his outfit? "It can see my future?"
8:34 - "Wow, you are crazy." "Why am I still talking to you?" "Because I'm your son." "Did you?" "Yes."
Commercial Break
8:38 - He's changing the story. And he just got caught in his own trap.
8:39 - "Not these guys." The dwarves! Evil!Snow!
8:40 - "Get in here!" And Evil!Charming!
8:41 - "Let him speak."
8:42 - Well, this is interesting. "How?" "Revenge can be yours."
8:43 - Can I just say Ginny as the Evil Queen is AMAZING?! OH MY GOD! She is SO gorgeous!
Commercial Break
8:46 - And there goes Regina. "Snow White?" "Surprised to see me?"
8:47 - "Where's the boy?"
8:48 - And there's Robin Hood! Being Mr. Good Guy! "I told you I didn't need rescuing."
8:49 - "You still can't say 'thank you', can you?" Regina and Robin, GOD! EVEN IN AU WORLD THEY ARE STILL ADORABLE!!
8:50 - But *growls*
8:51 - "Bride?" Oh...
Commercial Break
8:55 - Oh, this is completely awkward! "Thank you for saving my life." Poor Regina!
8:56 - "You have to stop calling you that." "I don't have a sister."
8:57 - But you are, Regina! "I'll never have true love."
8:58 - "Special magic?" "What aren't you telling me?"
8:59 - Emma, poor Emma. And part two begins!
9:00 - And he's with Belle and they have a baby. If his name isn't Bae.
9:01 - What could possibly happen now? Okay good. The kid's name isn't Baelfire.
9:02 - "He died because of you." "You always do."
9:03 - Oh, Blackbeard is back!
9:04- What the fuck happened to Hook?
9:05- This outta be interesting. "Never mind."
9:06 - "Henry."
Commercial Break
9:10 - "Pleasure." Oh shit. Should have also seen that coming too.
9:11 - "Of course you are." "It's complicated."
9:12 - "We aren't here to fight. We're a team."
9:13 - "Well, now you're down to six." "Is that good?"
9:14 - JUST KISS ALREADY! "I'm starting to get jealous of the other me."
9:15 - Oh, Hook. You are...pathetic. That didn't work at all, don't believe it.
9:16 - Come on, Hook! Let's do this thing. COME ON HOOK! STOP BEING A COMPLETE IDIOT!
9:17 - HOOK! HOLY SHIT!
Commercial Break - WHY DOES EVERY LOVE INTEREST THAT EMMA HAS DIES?!?!?! NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!
9:21 - Belle seems too...calm. I don't like this Belle.
9:22 - The chipped cup! AH!
9:23 - "Because I can help."
9:24 - PLEASE SAY YES, REGINA! "Not once. I was too scared."
9:25 - I think there's a reason they brought August. And I'm not sure if this is okay.
9:26 - Well, shit. Rumple ruins everything.
Commercial Break
9:29 - "Go, I got the Dark One."
9:30 - I'm getting nervous! So nervous. Shit, come on Regina! COME ON! Come on, Henry! Oh, Robin!
9:31 - REGINA! HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!
9:32 - Uh-oh, someone's turning green. KISS IDIOTS! KISS!!
9:33 - Henry be the author! Be the author! I KNEW IT! I GUESSED IT RIGHT!!
9:34 - GO HENRY!
9:35 - OH GOD! I was ready to cry!
9:36 - SAY IT, EMMA! SAY IT! Emma!
Commercial Break - WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT EMMA?!?! GOD!
9:41 - Oh, man. Gold, shit.
9:42 - "It's all gone."
9:43 - "It was my turn to win." Snow hit on the head with that comment about being a villain.
9:44 - NO, DO NOT BRING BACK NEAL!
9:45 - "They are more than stories. They are the truth." That sounded like a line from Harry Potter, which I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
9:46 - "I was already in love."
9:47 - "I don't love Will." Shit, Rumple.
Commercial Break
9:52 - Aww, Regina and Robin! "Together." "Perhaps."
9:53 - "We're sorry." "It's a dragon thing."
9:54 - Of course. A lot of perhaps' in this finale.
9:55 - "If?" Oh no! OH NO!!
9:56 - NOT GOOD! Oh no... Well this isn't good!
9:57 - Well, shit. Of course he is. MERLIN!!
9:58 - "Darkness, it's surrounding us." "REGINA!" HOLY SHIT!
9:59 - Dark!Emma! "I love you."
10:00 - Well, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
~Molly
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