Monday, May 11, 2015

The CW's The Originals - SEASON FINALE - Ashes to Ashes

 The Originals
SEASON TWO FINALE
Ashes to Ashes

The Originals - damn, what could possibly happen tonight?

All I know is that Rebekah is back in her original body (THANK FOR HEAVEN'S ABOVE!), and I hope that the original Kol comes back! I miss having Nathaniel on my TV screen!

8:00 - Recapping time!
8:01 - Klaus, your plan better work! Why is it always a single drop of blood? 
8:02 - "We had a plan!" 
8:03 - Well shit. Klaus, I think your evil plan is working. 
8:04 - Oh...that was your plan? Really? But at least Freya's awake again. Now, Rebekah should wake up!
8:05 - Marcel, calm yourself. "Well, this should be good." 
8:06 - "Rebekah?" "She has Hope." 
8:07 - Did Freya's accent change? OH MY GOD! ARE WE BRINGING BACK THE ORIGINAL ESTHER?! 
8:08: OMFG! I think we are! And are we going to have the original Kol back too?! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!!
8:09 - He's got a point, Davina. "Nik is demented." Uh-oh. Dagger's melting.
8:10 - Well, they now are on a time crunch. 

Commercial Break 

8:13 - Rebekah, Queen of Sass and Sarcasm this morning.
8:14 - "He stole from me too." Can we save Kol too? Please!
8:15 - Marcel's got a damn point about the Mikaelsons. Oh, Freya found something. 
8:16 - Oh man. Davina's like 'holy shit.'
8:17 - "I need your help." "You are all liars." Well, maybe you shouldn't say that, Kol also lied to you - multiple times.
8:18 - Uh-oh. Not good. Freya, what the hell? 
8:19 - Kol? I'M SO CONFLICTED RIGHT NOW! Klaus, wtf? 
8:20 - ESTHER!!!! AH!

Commercial Break - Wait. Then who did Rebekah and Elijah burn?

8:25 - Oh Elijah did it. "I'm so sorry love." 
8:26 - Yeah, maybe we should have the White Oak stake in her hands. Shit. And she's gone. 
8:27 - "I'm not okay." Why does Davina look so shocked with that info about 'If Klaus dies, I die' shit? She knows it already.
8:28 - Cami, that was funny.
8:29 - "And I'm sorry." Klaus and humor tonight, it's gold.
8:30 - I shouldn't be laughing this hard right now. Klaus and humor! 
8:31 - How long have you waited to do that, Elijah? And please do it again! No, what's going on?
8:32 - Way to piss off Elijah to no end, Klaus. 

Commercial Break 

8:35 - Wow, I'm laughing a lot with the one-liners. 
8:36 - Trying to explain characters to my mom! XD
8:37 - You can do whatever you want with Freya. I haven't liked her. She's annoying actually. 
8:38 - Please, Esther, kill your sister. 
8:39 - She didn't look pleased.

Commercial Break

8:44 - Esther, stop looking scared - you were completely badass in Vampire Diaries. Oh no! 
8:45 - They are inhaling White Oak stake dust! NO! Come on Esther! 
8:46 - Can Kol magically come out and save the day? Yeah, that wasn't going to work, Klaus. 
8:47 - Oh Freya! Come on, Team Mikaelson! And they killed Esther. Again. 
8:48 - Why bring her back just to kill her? Again. For like the 12th time! 
8:49 - "Looks like we're officially orphans."

Commercial Break

8:52 - You barely knew her Elijah! "Minus the family."
8:53 - "Elijah-sized hole in the room." No duh. Klaus doesn't know happiness. 
8:54 - I want Original Rebekah not that witch Bekah! 
8:55 - Great. Oh, kiss between Marcel and Bekah! Aw!
8:56 - What will happen? Thank you! Thank you for not kissing! 
8:57 - Urg... JUST GO AWAY HAYLEY!! GO AWAY!! STAY AWAY!
8:58 - Okay, Klaus isn't that bad of a dad.
8:59 - Can Kol just...jump out now? Please! PLEASE!! 

Well, that was...uneventful.

~Molly

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