The Originals - Season Three Premiere

I need to put this out there - I am not excited for tonight's episode. This will be the only episode I react to for a while. I'll be watching Sleepy Hollow instead. The Originals just isn't what I wish it could be. 

GET RID OF HAYLEY! Then I'll love you.

The Originals

Season Three Premiere

For the Next Millennium

9:00: Let's see how TO will disappoint me tonight. Oh, no - never mind. A sort of...recapping. 

9:01: Flashback with Bekah and Kol!! AND FINN?! Original Finn! No pun intended! When did Finn come out of retirement?

9:02: "Always. And forever." "Always and forever, indeed." They have always been in odds, Freya. 

9:03: Elijah, muscles! He doesn't want to find a cure for the curse. 

9:04: "No." "You're on your own." Oh, Cami is Klaus' therapist, interesting. 

9:05: Loving sister? Really? You tried to kill them all last season? Not really loving. Klaus' paintings!

9:06: Oh, is Klaus falling for Cami? "You're scared." 

9:07: FORGOT HE WAS GOING TO BE IN IT TONIGHT!! IT'S LOGAN!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! And his name is escaping me. 

9:08: Well, that's new, even for New Orleans. 

9:09: "Nicely done." 

9:10: More flashbacks! This is awesome! Especially to see Original!Finn. 

9:11: "Please, can we keep him?" Shit. This won't end well. 

9:12: Who are you? New vamp in town.

Commercial Break: Jason Dohring! That's his name! 

9:15: "Intensional." 

9:16: Davina, badass as always. 

9:17: "Dead bodies lead to headlines."

9:18: No, it's not Klaus! Sometimes, being a vampire must suck.

9:19: This won't end well. 

9:20: Oh, shit. This definitely won't end well. And he's dead. 

Commercial Break: Bet you anything Jackson is dead. I'd love think Hayley's dead but I saw promo pictures, I know she's alive. 

9:25: More flashbacks! 

9:26: "Oh for God's sake, stop looking up!" "Are you worried brother?" 

9:27: Elijah is a quick study, and so is Klaus. And Rebekah as well. 

9:28: Damn, I don't like this royal family. 

9:29: "Oh, you mean her." "Stay here, behave yourself." "Always." 

9:30: Klaus telling Cami off, no surprise.

9:31: "Fair enough. Give me a minute, I have an idea." I like this new vampire.

9:32: Well, we're still trying to get Kol back so, hush about him!

9:33: Well, shit. This definitely won't end well. "Are you sure it's all gone?"

9:34: "Easy, Nik." "There is something you must see." 

Commercial Break

9:37: Vampire Fight Club. "I don't miss it." 

9:38: "What happened?" "I was attacked." Marcel is right, Davina. "But, it's got to be done."

9:39: Be careful, Elijah! Please! Gun used as a knife, that's new.

9:40: "Lesson one of the hunt." "How precious, and just in time for lesson two." XD Elijah kills me. 

9:41: Why am I thinking about a FanFiction coming out of S3? 

9:42: This is odd. 

9:43: Well, that was very interesting. 

Commercial Break: We're getting a new big bad? But who? 

9:47: Better run and hide. Hayley's alive - no, not Hayley. 

9:48: Yep. "Not our fault, but it is our problem." 

9:49: "Yeah, of course." "I am Klaus Mikaelson, I don't need anyone!" "Then act like it." 

9:50: I love this new vamp. "And since I do not want to die." "I don't trust anyone." 

Commercial Break

9:53: I know Hayley's alive. We have promo pictures to prove it. So just show her, goddammit. Oh, yeah, Marcel shirtless!

9:54: "Still think it's my guys?" "Do you think that's going to end well for anyone?"

9:55: "What the hell am I doing there?!" "And you're...trespassing!"

9:56: "I get it you're a vampire." Well, damn Cami, just say what you've wanted to say for years. 

9:57: Notices how Klaus has a thing for blondes and giving them art he's made? Damn Klaus! Anger issues to the max!

9:58: Knew it was him. Well, shit. 

The CW's The Vampire Diaries - SEASON FINALE - I'm Thinking of You All the While

 The Vampire Diaries

SEASON SIX FINALE

I'm Thinking of You All the While

FIRST THING FIRST, GOODBYE NINA DOBREV! THANK YOU FOR CREATING THE CHARACTER OF ELENA GILBERT. THANK YOU FOR HAVING GREAT CHEMISTRY WITH IAN AND PAUL. THANK YOU FOR THE FRIENDSHIPS BETWEEN EVERYONE IN THE CAST! THANK YOU FOR MEMORIES OF HUMAN!ELENA, VAMPIRE!ELENA, HUMANITY OFF!ELENA. THANK YOU FOR CREATING KATHERINE, TATITA, AND EVERY OTHER DOPPLEGÄNGER SHE HAS EVER HAD.

THANK YOU NINA. YOU WILL BE MISSED!

Now that the very necessary cap lock and bold is over will. I can get to the point of this reaction. Tonight is Elena Gilbert's last episode, Nina's last episode. And it's time to say goodbye. 

I thought I was ready for tonight (I'm not), I thought it would effect me as much as I thought it would. But we're losing Elena tonight. We're losing the main part of the show. Elena is a key character to the storyline. Next year, it will focus more on the brothers than anything - it will be weird not to see Elena popping up. 

8:00 - Hope you have your tissues ready, it's going to be an emotional night. I'M NOT READY!! I AM NOT READY!! 
8:01 - Please explain how Kai got out? Oh, no! It's starts out sad! NO, that's probably their last kiss! OH MY GOD! 
8:02 - Poor Alaric! Holy shit! This is heart pounding already. 
8:03 - Alaric is so upset! Someone kill Kai, please! Ric REALLY can't catch a break at all. Oh, Kai kills himself? 
8:04 - Oh, no! A Ric and Elena moment! I haven't cried yet. 
8:05 - I SAW JEREMY'S NAME!! What's happening right now? Oh, Enzo. "There's a bigger problem?" Can't she die too?
8:06 - She is. But I bet there somewhere. Ah, shit, Tyler! 
8:07 - "I love you, Liv." ARE WE GETTING TYLER BACK AS A WEREWOLF?! PLEASE!!
8:08 - Tyler, just do it! You were so good as a werewolf! SO GOOD! 
8:09 - Poor Tyler but YAY FOR WEREWOLF TYLER TO COME BACK!

Commercial Break - No tears yet but it is still early.

8:13 - "I triggered my curse." Yeah, since we no longer have Klaus in town.
8:14 - Oh my God! Kai's a vampire. A witch/vampire. Fantastic!
8:15 - Oh, God. STOP TORTURING ME WITH SAD ALARIC SALTZMAN! AND VAMPIRE HUNTER ALARIC SALTZMAN IS BACK! Maybe not.
8:16 - "Bad time?" TYLER! TYLER JUST BIT KAI! 
8:17 - "Bad doggy."

Commercial Break 

8:22 - Matt and Elena memory! NO!
8:23 - Was Kai drunk when making this video? Ah man. What did Kai do?
8:24 - Kai, what did you do? Ah, fuck. The Sleeping Beauty rumor is true! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
8:25 - Well damn. Kai did think this through. But shit! WHY THAT RUMOR!?!?

Commercial Break

8:28 - Stefan and Elena final scene! Ah shit! "This isn't goodbye."
8:29 - Elena is killing it tonight! 
8:30 - "Are you?" "Of course not." I wouldn't exactly call Stefan and Elena soulmates. 
8:31 - At least we have our storyline for next season - Stefan and Damon, brotherly love! 
8:32 - "I can't do this right now. I'm sorry." Kai is losing it. 
8:33 - Kai ain't so powerful without his witchy/vamp side coming through anymore. 
8:34 - Seriously? 
8:35 - Oh, shut up, Kai! 
8:36 - Well I know we save Bonnie. Or maybe not? 
8:37 - "Heads it is." Well, there goes Kai. A beheading. 

Commercial Break 

8:42 - And I think I'm going to start crying now. Well, Tyler seemed to control it well.
8:43 - Yep, I'm starting to cry. Journals. Ah, shit. 
8:44 - This isn't fun! I'm sorry if I don't react much. The feathers! OH MY GOD!! 
8:45 - Please, please keep Matt human! 
8:46 - Matt and Alaric! I can't! I can't! JEREMY!! 
8:47 - I-I really don't want to see this right now! No, I can't!
8:48 - Good advice, Elena. Tyler as a werewolf is the best storyline for him. And now Stefan Salvatore's turn.
8:49 - "I love you so much." "Just be happy." "I'll see you soon." "I'll see you, Elena." I seriously can't right now, guys! 

Commercial Break - And we have to wait until after the break to have Damon and Elena's goodbye! AH FUCK! I can't handle this right now!

8:52 - Enzo found Lily, again. 
8:53 - Oh, fantastic. Can't Lily and her friends die already? Enzo get out of there, now! 
8:54 - I don't wanna know his goodbye to Elena, I DON'T! I can't! The tears are real guys! 
8:55 - "I want you to be happy." The hand thing from the Miss Mystic Falls episode! 
8:56 - I can't.
8:57 - "And I will. I'll wait." GO AFTER HIM CAROLINE! 
8:58 - "Are you ready for this?" I'M NOT. "I love you, Damon Salvatore." "I love you too." 
8:59 - What's happening right now? SERIOUSLY? WHAT'S HAPPENING?! What the fuck happened to Mystic Falls?

~Molly

The CW's The Originals - SEASON FINALE - Ashes to Ashes

 The Originals

SEASON TWO FINALE

Ashes to Ashes

The Originals - damn, what could possibly happen tonight?

All I know is that Rebekah is back in her original body (THANK FOR HEAVEN'S ABOVE!), and I hope that the original Kol comes back! I miss having Nathaniel on my TV screen!

8:00 - Recapping time!
8:01 - Klaus, your plan better work! Why is it always a single drop of blood? 
8:02 - "We had a plan!" 
8:03 - Well shit. Klaus, I think your evil plan is working. 
8:04 - Oh...that was your plan? Really? But at least Freya's awake again. Now, Rebekah should wake up!
8:05 - Marcel, calm yourself. "Well, this should be good." 
8:06 - "Rebekah?" "She has Hope." 
8:07 - Did Freya's accent change? OH MY GOD! ARE WE BRINGING BACK THE ORIGINAL ESTHER?! 
8:08: OMFG! I think we are! And are we going to have the original Kol back too?! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!!
8:09 - He's got a point, Davina. "Nik is demented." Uh-oh. Dagger's melting.
8:10 - Well, they now are on a time crunch. 

Commercial Break 

8:13 - Rebekah, Queen of Sass and Sarcasm this morning.
8:14 - "He stole from me too." Can we save Kol too? Please!
8:15 - Marcel's got a damn point about the Mikaelsons. Oh, Freya found something. 
8:16 - Oh man. Davina's like 'holy shit.'
8:17 - "I need your help." "You are all liars." Well, maybe you shouldn't say that, Kol also lied to you - multiple times.
8:18 - Uh-oh. Not good. Freya, what the hell? 
8:19 - Kol? I'M SO CONFLICTED RIGHT NOW! Klaus, wtf? 
8:20 - ESTHER!!!! AH!

Commercial Break - Wait. Then who did Rebekah and Elijah burn?

8:25 - Oh Elijah did it. "I'm so sorry love." 
8:26 - Yeah, maybe we should have the White Oak stake in her hands. Shit. And she's gone. 
8:27 - "I'm not okay." Why does Davina look so shocked with that info about 'If Klaus dies, I die' shit? She knows it already.
8:28 - Cami, that was funny.
8:29 - "And I'm sorry." Klaus and humor tonight, it's gold.
8:30 - I shouldn't be laughing this hard right now. Klaus and humor! 
8:31 - How long have you waited to do that, Elijah? And please do it again! No, what's going on?
8:32 - Way to piss off Elijah to no end, Klaus. 

Commercial Break 

8:35 - Wow, I'm laughing a lot with the one-liners. 
8:36 - Trying to explain characters to my mom! XD
8:37 - You can do whatever you want with Freya. I haven't liked her. She's annoying actually. 
8:38 - Please, Esther, kill your sister. 
8:39 - She didn't look pleased.

Commercial Break

8:44 - Esther, stop looking scared - you were completely badass in Vampire Diaries. Oh no! 
8:45 - They are inhaling White Oak stake dust! NO! Come on Esther! 
8:46 - Can Kol magically come out and save the day? Yeah, that wasn't going to work, Klaus. 
8:47 - Oh Freya! Come on, Team Mikaelson! And they killed Esther. Again. 
8:48 - Why bring her back just to kill her? Again. For like the 12th time! 
8:49 - "Looks like we're officially orphans."

Commercial Break

8:52 - You barely knew her Elijah! "Minus the family."
8:53 - "Elijah-sized hole in the room." No duh. Klaus doesn't know happiness. 
8:54 - I want Original Rebekah not that witch Bekah! 
8:55 - Great. Oh, kiss between Marcel and Bekah! Aw!
8:56 - What will happen? Thank you! Thank you for not kissing! 
8:57 - Urg... JUST GO AWAY HAYLEY!! GO AWAY!! STAY AWAY!
8:58 - Okay, Klaus isn't that bad of a dad.
8:59 - Can Kol just...jump out now? Please! PLEASE!! 

Well, that was...uneventful.

~Molly

The Originals - Premiere - Rebirth (S2, Ep1)

 The Originals 

Season Two Premiere

Title: Rebirth

I'm so excited for tonight! If I really enjoyed VD last Thursday - then I'm all for the Original vampires and annoying bitch of a new hybrid.

8:00 - Rebekah reading to Hope! AWWWWWWW!! Look at little Hope, OMG! She's so gorgeous! 

8:01 - The kingdom fell? Poor Klaus. ELIJAH! 

8:02 - Elijah is so hot! I fucking love him.

8:03 - Damn, is Klaus pissed? Yep. "I need to spill blood." 

8:04 - No. Please no. Is that Hayley? It was. She was gorgeous wolf. 

8:05 - She's looking a tad bit more badass this season than last with all the girly outfits. And Marcel and what's her name got together...?

8:06 - "No strings, no plans." "And I never thought I'd be sleeping with one." Marcel's been working out. "Not even me." 

8:07 - Go Davina! "It's for someone else." DANIEL!!! 

8:08 - Oh, this werewolf dude is so annoying. 

8:09 - Did they forget Davina's a witch? 

8:10 - Oh, shit! I was right! Their mother and Finn! 

Commercial Break 

8:14 - Go Cami. I kinda was hoping she spiked it with something.

8:15 - "I'm already in danger." "Thank you for coming, Camille." 

8:16 - "Use it." "I like her spirit." "So do I." JOSH!! YAY! I missed Josh.

8:17 - "Don't know. Pretty cool right?" 

8:18 - "How can you tell?" "What's the difference?" Elijah in a button down and pants - urg. 

8:19 - "I promise you this." God, Elijah, don't give Hayley that look, please!

8:20 - Mikael! "Feed." "Stop." 

8:21 - "Music to my ears, my little witch." 

8:22 - Of course, the stake that can kill an Original. Joy. "Why would you tell me that?" 

8:23 - Oh, meddling Niklaus. 

8:24 - "Tonight, we're going on a wolf hunt." 

Commercial Break 

8:29 - "It's too risky." Oh, Klaus is thinking about killing again. Good, Klaus. I like murderous Klaus.

8:30 - Elijah trying to be the voice of reason. "This is our fight. You ready for battle, Hayley?" 

8:31 - "Little wolf." "Where's the stake?" 

8:32 - "Hiding in plain sight, genius." Go Cami. 

Commercial Break - That was a short part. Are we going to see more of Daniel?

8:36 - Can I have that bonus? 

8:37 - Go Marcel! Whoa, go Hayley. Klaus is getting stronger. 

8:38 - Oh, that's disgusting. Really. And the first thing Klaus does is...paint? 

8:39 - No use the paintbrushes as weapons. "I will kill you myself." Heads will roll. 

8:40 - Elijah, you are so badass. I FUCKING LOVE HIM! "Without invitation." 

8:41 - Just like that. 

Commercial Break 

8:45 - And Klaus is painting with human blood. He's an odd person. 

8:46 - "You let her get away." I thought it was Rebekah for a moment - but nope, Hayley. 

8:47 - "What are we fighting for?" Can I just say, the music this season is 100x better than last year. 

8:48 - Klaus' blood is everywhere. Oh, the badass girl, apparently. Geez, Hayley. "I killed her." 

8:49 - That's what we called lack of control. I still hate Hayley, as much as she hates herself as a hybrid. "I killed eight wolves tonight." "Than a vampire." 

8:50 - NO! GO AWAY! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM! GO AWAY! DON'T DO IT! DO NOT KISS HER! Thank God!

Commercial Break 

8:53 - HIS BRITISH ACCENT!!! HOLY SHIT!! I haven't heard Daniel in his British accent before. 

8:54 - "I should have listened to you." Wow, Klaus is actually being kind. 

8:55 - "Whatever she needs to hear." Oh, Cami and Marcel has sex again. Now, small town in bed. "Doesn't matter. This has to stop." 

8:56 - "I'm sorry, this has to end." Just tell her to turn it off. That seems to be the easiest thing to do. 

8:57 - "Your pain with fade." "They will answer to you." "Because you're their queen." 

8:58 - Great, Hayley queen. You think your defended your mother. "...as a family." 

8:59 - Wait, what?! IS HE KOL?! HOLY SHIT!! 

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!

~Molly

Vampire Diaries - Season Finale - Home (S5, Ep22)

Vampire Diaries - Home

We've been officially picked up for a season six! Joy. I'm not sure how much more I can take with the Vampire Diaries. I love it but I hate it at the same time. 

Wonder who's going to die tonight?

8:00 - RECAPPING TIME!! YAY! Actually a finale I can watch live! 
8:01 - Caroline is crying, no. I really want Stefan and Caroline together. Caroline wants Stefan back. HOLD ON STEFAN!!
8:02 - HOLD ON PLEASE!!! LEXI?! "I think you owe me a beer." WHERE DID LEXI COME FROM?! 
8:03 - "You think I want to die?" "My brother is gone!" "I know that." "So is Alaric. And so is your Grams." 
8:04 - "Something tells me they did." "Jerks." 
8:05 - "Stefan's already dead." "Think you can risk it now." Well, damn Care.
8:06 - "You think I'm afraid of vampires?" 
8:07 - Tyler/Julian is going to die. I just know it and I'll be happy. 
8:08 - And Tyler/Julian is dead. 

Commercial Break - 30 Seconds to Mars and Arrow/The Flash! OMG!! 

8:12 - And Bonnie sees Tyler dead. 
8:13 - "And the list keeps growing." Thinking the same thing, Enzo. "Do I have a choice?"
8:14 - Crazy-locks. HAHA "We are not blowing up our town."
8:15 - "Good? Good?" 
8:16 - LEXI SEES IT!! AH!! YAY!! 
8:17 - Bonnie won't be fine. "Apparently you suck at." SILAS?! 

Commercial Break - ARE YOU FOR REAL?!?! ARE WE GOING TO SEE ALARIC NEXT?! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

8:22 - "Why didn't you?" They've mentioned Alaric a lot. PLEASE TELL ME HE'S COMING BACK!!
8:23 - Let's just lie to Elena. Perfect.
8:24 - Matt, Mystic Falls will never be the same. Apparently the Travelers like to drink and party. 
8:25 - Liz, don't! Don't! 
8:26 - "Wait you?" NO! I'M WITH ELENA ON THIS ONE!! "Do you see a future with me?" 
8:27 - "I promise." YAY! A DELENA KISS. "I promise you." That's a loaded promise.

Commercial Break

8:30 - "But Silas is a crappy mentor." 
8:31 - And fast. Silas is gone. 
8:32 - Liv, this will be the only time I say this, so COME ON!! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
8:33 - Bonnie is going to die. I just know it. "No, I'm staying here." 
8:34 - What does that mean? "I found peace." "I love you Bonnie. You stay strong." 
8:35 - Grams is going into the light. "Or, your up to something." WAY TO GO LIZ!! 
8:36 - Liz isn't going to make it out alive. Damon...well look there. Elena is going with you. 
8:37 - "I'm all in." 

Commercial Break 

8:42 - "Damon...." "I know, I know." 
8:43 - Come on Liv. 
8:44 - ALARIC!!! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?! Alaric, please don't be evil Alaric!
8:45 - Liz. "Good to see you too, buddy." "Damon isn't here yet." 
8:46 - Liv wants to die now. And Enzo is alive. And Tyler. So much for Tyler staying dead. 
8:47 - "That felt different." TYLER'S HUMAN! "No, I'm not leaving without him." 
8:48 - Bonnie! "STEFEN!" "This isn't happening." 
8:49 - "This is killing you, isn't it?" Bye-bye. Lexi's got a point. Lexi crossed over to the other side. 
8:50 - WAS THAT ALARIC? YES THAT WAS ALARIC!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! "Well, would you look at that."

Commercial Break

8:53 - Liv and her brother are gone. "Damon's on the other side." "It's too late." 
8:54 - SHE CAN'T SAY GOODBYE!! DON'T SAY GOODBYE!! PLEASE DON'T!! I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE CRYING RIGHT NOW!! OH GOD!! 
8:55 - I have a lump in my throat, I'm not going to cry. STOP WITH THE SAD MUSIC RIGHT NOW!! STOP IT!! "Damon don't leave me." 
8:56 - I'm actually going to cry right now. "I love you, Elena." GOD!!
8:57 - "Please come back to me." 
8:58 - "Take care of Elena." "I love you." SO HAPPY TO HAVE ALARIC BACK!!! "He's gone." 
8:59 - And there goes Bonnie Bennett. DAMON DO NOT GO WITH ME!! PLEASE DON'T GO WITH HER!! NO!! OH MY GOD!! 
9:00 - "Do you think it will hurt?" "I don't know." 

HOLY SHIT GUYS!! THAT WAS THE WORST CLIFFHANGER THIS FINALE WEEK EVER!! My brain isn't functioning at the moment, it's tough for me to type this. I'm literally about to burst into tears right now. I don't cry over TV shows. I don't. I've never cried over Vampire Diaries before. 

DAMON SALVATORE, NO!!!

~Molly

PS: Hi, I just wanted to clarify that I meant the best cliffhanger but at the time it was the worst. Like emotionally standards. So, yes it was the worst cliffhanger to leave us on but it was the best because we obviously know that Ian can't leave Vampire Diaries. He's a main character and if they want to show to continue, Ian needs to be on it or else they will be losing a shitload of fans.

The Originals - Season Finale - From a Cradle to a Grave (S1, Ep22)

The Originals - From a Cradle to a Grave

The Originals has been renewed for a season two! Yay! So, I am watching The Originals and Supernatural on the CW's TV Now player. It won't be a true reaction, I'll just be pointing out the important things that have happened in last night's episode. 

Stupid Baseball that was over until after 11 o'clock.

On with the show! We are currently recapping the last episode. :) 

• So, is Hayley just hallucinating this right now? "Don't tell me its me." 
• Yep, she's hallucinating if she's allowing Klaus to touch her stomach. This is slightly odd but cute at the same time. I don't think that's even possible. 
• In Hayley hallucinating, does she like Klaus?
• "Let go of me, you bitch!" I'd probably say the same thing if I was in pre-term labor surrounded by witches. 
• Oh, Klaus is beyond PISSED! Did you see that head being ripped off? 
• Well, look at all those vampires with werewolf bites. How many people die tonight? I don't think SpoilerTV had the stats yet. 
• LET NOTHING HAPPEN TO JOSH!! PLEASE!! I LOVE JOSH!! 
• "Oh...kay, I am hallucinating." I would think the same thing when you see blood being picked up from everywhere. Wow, Klaus lost a lot of blood. 
• And Hayley just had her baby. And it is a girl. So, Hayley was right. 
• "Please. Please, can I hold her?" At least the witch gave you a short time with your daughter, Hayley. 
• HAYLEY?! HOLY SHIT! 
• WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?!?! I can't even process that! Thankfully there are 'commercials' on TV Now. I need a little time to process that. How many commercials are on TV Now? This is annoying now - its like an actual episode on TV. 
• You are too late Elijah. Oh, he's hallucinating too? These werewolves know how to bite, don't they?
• Oh...kay, maybe not. "She's gone." 
• Klaus is crying, Elijah's crying. MY GOD! 
• Elijah, drink Klaus' blood! DRINK YOU, YOU not-really-a BASTARD! 
• "Save your friend." THANK YOU FOR SAVING JOSH! 
• "One point for you. And one point for Niklaus." Oh, Mikael you bastard. 
• "We can save her." Please save the baby! But all I ask is that you don't name the bay Hayley. One Hayley was enough.
• IT'S A MAZE?! And no one knew about it?!
• How can people NOT know that the tombs were a maze? Guess no one really paid much attention to it until now. 
• Well, hot damn Cami. You do have an arsenal. 
• And now I know why I don't like Hayley anymore. Elijah let her in. 
• Wait, why isn't Hayley dead? Why doesn't she have her throat cut open? WHY?!
• For a woman who just gave birth, she has no baby bump and gets vengeance rather quickly. 
• Why are teen witches thinking they so knowledgable? 
• "I do now." Well, Davina, someone's getting on my 'I don't like you anymore' list. 
• PLEASE DON'T KISS HER!! DO NOT KISS HER!! 
• Oh, let's not make Hayley a hybrid. "I don't care about me. Let's go find our daughter." 
• Davina? Mikael? Hayley on a mission. 
• Sorry, I got super distracted by the amount of fighting and witchery going on. Oh, and Mikael's alive. 
• GO MARCEL! And he took the baby. 
• Now we're apologizing? 
• OH MY GOD!! Klaus is being a daddy! 
• Well, oh shit. Mikael was just holding a white oak stake. 
• Klaus knows something's up. 
• Well, Davina is more powerful than I think we realized.
• ESTHER IS BACK?! GOD!! 
• "Tell Klaus I'm sorry." "I'm not." GO HAYLEY!! Elijah might want to rethink his attraction to our newest Hybrid. 
• Love how Klaus and Elijah just casually forget that Hayley is a Hybrid as soon as she drinks some of the baby's blood. She's got vampire hearing idiots. 
• Werewolves are taking over. 
• Let's just pretend Baby Mikaelson is dead. Perfect plan! 
• Now, let's everyone pretend to be sad over the 'fake' death. 
• Poor Cami. She really likes Klaus. 
• REBEKAH!!! OH MY GOD!! 
• Klaus' little speech to his daughter is so sweet and so sad. OH MY GOD!! 
• Klaus made her a toy! OH MY GOD! 
• "What's her name?" "Hope. Her name is Hope." 

Can't we just have Esther stay dead?! I hated the first time we met her. I don't like her. Wait, were they supposed to be Esther and FINN?!?!

~Molly

Vampire Diaries - Midseason Premiere - 500 Years of Solitude

HAPPY ONE-HUNDRED EPISODES VAMPIRE DIARIES!! YOU ARE NOW INTO SYNDICATION!! Which means if you don't know - when they reach a certain number (100 or less), they get paid for any repeat that is shown. 

Tonight, we'll see what happens with Katherine who collapsed down the stairs. She was dying, let's see what could happen next. As everyone reflects on Katherine's basically 5 years of drama, flashbacks are probably going to happen. 

Oh, and...Klaus is back for the big 100th episode! Who else could we possibly see in the 100th episode? 

According to Kat, we'll be screaming, 'Yes, yes, yes!' at our TVs or 'No, no, no!' if you don't like certain things. 

8:00 - Let's start with the show!
8:01 - Oh, we're flash-backing to when Katherina has her baby. And being in present day with Katherine flatlining. 
8:02 - As they about to call it, Katherine is alive again. 
8:03 - Nadia, please don't do anything stupid. Damon slept at the Bar? haha 
8:04 - "I can hear you, dumbass." "You memorized my breakup?" "Of course I did." 
8:05 - SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS about Katherine! 
8:06 - "He might have deserved that." "And Alaric." 
8:07 - "It looks fine." 
8:08 - God, Nadia again. MATT! Do not hurt, Matt! Damon's got a point.
8:09 - "What?" "What?" "Oh my." "I think my mind exploded." 
8:10 - "What?!" is fucking right! KILL THAT BITCH ALREADY!!

Commercial Break #1 

8:13 - "Now tell us where Matt is." 
8:14 - "Why are we saving her again?" "Mine." 
8:15 - "And you didn't tell me?" BONNIE AND JEREMY SLEPT TOGETHER?! Really? More flashbacks that we're seen before. 
8:16 - "Get out of my head." Hi Liz. I forgot about you, I kinda thought you were dead. Sorry.
8:17 - "Prove her wrong." KLAUS!!! KISS!! PLEASE KISS!! 
8:18 - I really hate this traveler storyline. Well, shit. This isn't good. 

Commercial Break #2 

8:23 - "So no." KISS PLEASE KISS!! 
8:24 - "He really does hate me, poor lad." GO AFTER HER KLAUS!! PLEASE!! 
8:25 - "Oops." Flashbacks again. And look who's alive again. ;) 
8:26 - Oh, she spotted Stefan first? Like Damon met Elena first. 
8:27 - "It sounded like fate to me." "This isn't awkward." 
8:28 - Blood, oh glory's blood. 
8:29 - YES! YES! SAY YES!! PLEASE KISS! KISS!!!! Rebekah? REBEKAH!! 

Commercial Break #3 - Is Elijah going to be back too? PLEASE!!

8:32 - "What point?" JENNA?!?!?! YAY!!!!!!! I didn't know she'd be in it! JOHN!!
8:33 - ELIJAH!!! JUST A FUCKING MATTER OF TIME!! THANK YOU LORD!! I'M IN LOVE WIT THE 100TH EPISODE JUST FOR HIM! For a brief moment. 
8:34 - "I do." "Can I hate her anyway?" Good advice, Stefan. 
8:35 - You really think Katherine was actually going to do it?
8:36 - Katherine, you are something.
8:37 - She didn't ask you to. 

Commercial Break #4 - I wasn't sure if that was a commercial or not, it was just a black screen. 

8:42 - "But I won't for you." 
8:43 - CONFESSION!!! GUYS I'M FREAKING OUT!!!! MY HEART IS POUNDING!!! 
8:44 - NO, NO, NO! YES, YES, YES!! KISS, FUCKING KISS!! NO DON'T WALK AWAY!! 
8:45 - GUYS I JUST LITERALLY SCREAMED YES!!!! SCARED MY MOM AND OUR CAT GEORGE!!! HOLY SHIT THAT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED!! I'M SHAKING!! FINALLY MY SHIP HAS SAILED!! 
8:46 - "I can to say bye." "You will." MY HEART IS STILL POUNDING GUYS, LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! THANK YOU JULIE AND CAROLINE DRIES!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW!! 
8:47 - IS THE FANDOM FREAKING OUT?! I KNOW I AM!! 
8:48 - Goodbye Katherine. With the best memory you have, being there with your dad. "She won't wake up again."

Commercial Break #5

8:51 - Brotherly love. "Elena will be happier without me." No, she won't.
8:52 - "In the woods, I got lost." 
8:53 - "Anybody I know?" "Vicki." VICKI!!! AH!! "She's here." "She says she loves." Tyler. 
8:54 - Oh, please don't. Caroline, please don't. ALARIC!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!! "He says your a dick." "Cheers buddy." "Katherine." "It's too soon." 
8:55 - "Where am I?" "Sadly." What? "I forgive you." You what?
8:56 - "I'd be happy to skip it." "Might as well be you." 
8:57 - "Thank you for your forgiveness." "You're welcome." HOLY SHIT!!! 
8:58 - Katherine is now in Elena's body? This should be very interesting. 
8:59 - For real? "Hi, I'm Elena Gilbert." Katherine you...SON OF A BITCH!!

~Molly

The Originals - Après Moi, le Délug

I'm excited and I don't even remember what tonight's episode is about! All I know is that I'm excited! 

8:00 - Its time!! Recap, thank you! 
8:01 - Wow! Really cool! I'm loving Elijah more and more! "Why does any witch do anything?" 
8:02 - Wow, Davina. That's new a way to get your way. "Well, that's going well." "Give me a moment. I'll give you a list." "Witches are a pain in the arse."
8:03 - Davina, what the hell? "Bloody hell!" What the hell is going on? My words exactly, Bekah. "Davina." 
8:04 - "I don't know what's wrong with me." "This is witch business, let's ask a witch." 
8:05 - Way to go, Hayley. 
8:06 - "Please say something. Please." Way to go, Hayley. Good question, Elijah. 
8:07 - "If that's dinner, I'll pass." 
8:08 - "That's not disrespectful." "My niece will never come back." "I happen to care." 
8:09 - Everyone act natural. "We have a huge problem." 
8:10 - "Then comes wind." "Quite bad, actually." 
8:11 - "How do you think I became a vampire?" And there's the wind.
8:12 - "Convinced now?" I sure am! On with the harvest, please!

Commercial Break #1 

8:15 - Klaus has a point.
8:16 - "She's going to die." "We ought to, we built it." "I will not let that happen again." 
8:17 - "Nonsense, I love people." 
8:18 - "Am I missing something?" I'm with you, Sophie. Can we pick who's siding with who already?
8:19 - Badass Marcel 

Commercial Break #2 - Sorry if it's not that entertaining reactions. My eyes are bothering me and I'm like insanely tired for some reason. 

8:24 - I feel bad for Elijah, I really, really do. 
8:25 - "I have time." "He's taken the girl." "Bloody, bloody Marcel." 
8:26 - More wind. Hayley knows what she wants and Klaus is...helping? 
8:27 - "Try again." As thunder rumbles in the sky. 
8:28 - Marcel is making a big mistake! Marcel is trying to fix his mistakes, cute.
8:29 - Okay, Klaus is doing something good.
8:30 - "You're helping them?" 
8:31 - I kinda doubt he'll forgive Hayley for that. 
8:32 - His mother's. "My mother." 

Commercial Break #3 - Well, lookie there. We're bringing the psychotic mother back. 

8:35 - Nice. "We're vampires, Elijah." 
8:36 - "The baby." "You are a bit of a mad genius, Elijah." 
8:37 - "Count me in." 
8:38 - "Help me, please." "That sounds like a beautiful dream." Davina's throwing up water now. 
8:39 - I feel bad for the actress having to cough up those things. 

Commercial Break #4 

8:44 - Burying Mama Mikaelson "Are you ready to do this?" "Always and Forever." 
8:45 - Always blood. "It is done." That was fast. 
8:46 - "No, I failed you."
8:47 - "Marcel, I'm ready." "Fire." "I believe." 
8:48 - And all the crazy weather has stopped, there goes the power. And...NO DON'T GO TO COMMERCIAL!!

Commercial Break #5

8:51 - And, here we go. Why aren't they waking up? 
8:52 - "Please? I beg." And there goes Marcel, upset as hell. 
8:53 - "I don't care about the vampires!" Especially since we were only supposed to have 13 episodes then got more scripts, I have a feeling this was supposed to be like our final 3 episodes kinda thing.
8:54 - "Don't you meant to you?" 
8:55 - "So why are you?" NO DO NOT KISS! DO NOT KISS! DO NOT- THANK YOU LORD!! 
8:56 - Don't look at her like that Elijah! Do not fall for that werewolf! "So did I." 
8:57 - "Where did all that power go?" HOLY SHIT!!! 
8:58 - Wait, was it her or was it just dead witches? Oh, this isn't good! This is TOTALLY NOT GOOD!! There's the power! 
8:59 - CELESTE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?! 

~Molly

The Originals - Midseason Premiere - The Casket Girls

We're back! We're back! We're back!! AH! FINALLY!!! I've been WAITING for the Originals to come back! I just love them to pieces!!

I really don't remember what happened in the last episode we all saw except for Cami being forced to remember what she knows by Davina. 

8:00 - RECAPPING!!! AH!! I'm so excited!! OOOH! Flashback time! 
8:01 - Pleasant. I'm going to assume Klaus had something to do with this?
8:02 - No, Rebekah. "Please forgive the disorder." Nice, Rebekah, nice. 
8:03 - Oh, so they also have a founder's day type thing? No you don't, Cami. 
8:04 - OH!! Hello Elijah!! Looking sexy as ever! She's got a tiny belly, it's actually quite cute. 
8:05 - "Of course." NO DO NOT FEEL ANYTHING FOR HIM!! 
8:06 - "Bekah," "Don't." "Wonder who that could be." 
8:07 - Not sure poor Cami. She's becoming less and less my favorite character. 
8:08- This won't be good. "Can I suggest you take a step back?" 
8:09 - "She is a friend, Klaus." "Nor will I." 
8:10 - It wasn't on purpose. "Are you talking about Davina or yourself?" Sophie's got a guy? Since when?
8:11 - "Sound familiar?" "We can fix everything." 
8:12 - Oh, this will be interesting. "Then we have to run." Running doesn't really work...

Commercial Break #1 - You probably all heard about the promo that The Originals have about 'change the channel', well I'm waiting for someone to pop some popcorn and watch the game play. Let's get something straight, both TO and PLL are owned by Alloy Entertainment. 

8:15 - Way to drop the bomb.
8:16 - "He knows?" "Cami..." "Oh my God. He knows." 
8:17 - Does Josh have to be gay? 
8:18 - Way to go, Sophie. "And I should be listening to you because?" "Elijah..."
8:19 - Klaus is going to find you no matter what, guys. 
8:20 - "What is it?" Oh shit...
8:21 - "Nope, no. No witches here." The way to a man's heart is apparently through his witch. *smirks*
8:22 - "I can't let Tim die." Are right there. "NO!" And they're dead. 
8:23 - Oh, Davina...

Commercial Break #2 - It's funny how bad people think it is when they are just throwing little digs are each other. It's supposed to be fun, Sleepy Hollow and Elementary do it every week - and no one takes it out of too literally. I mean, like come on...Alloy Entertainment Production has a lot of shows and they are both part of the production company. It's all a publicity stunt.

8:28 - "Give me two minutes. Please?" You won't find what you're looking for, Hayley.
8:29 - Think about what- NO!! "Don't like melt me." "Maybe they can." 
8:30 - "If you're gonna do it, don't hold back." "Very noble." 
8:31 - "Hello luv." "Silence is golden, Timothy, luv." "D, what happened?"
8:32 - "Actually, that was my idea." "An animal." KLAUS!! "A beast." 
8:33 - NO NOT ELIJAH!! NO!! "I trusted you. I loved you." "I care." Hello Rebekah. 
8:34 - Is that all Rebekah is going to say tonight? Girls this, girls that?

Commercial Break #3 

8:36 - "I have a surprise for you." 
8:37 - "Am I the only smart one in the room? Jump." OH JOSH IS JEALOUS!!! YES!!! 
8:38 - "It won't take long." 
8:39 - For real? Like literally that worked? "And I'm not helping." 
8:40 - "This is insane." "Why are you telling me this?" "Who you can trust." 
8:41 - "Drink." "Klaus poisoned the water." 

Commercial Break #4 

8:46 - And Cami's awake. "Where's Davina?" "Vampires, witches." "It's complicated." It's ALWAYS complicated. "I was protecting you."
8:47 - Yes, yes it is. 
8:48 - You are a complete bastard! "Who I don't even like." "Damn straight I do." 
8:49 - "Let me guess, protection spell?" Yep, he was. 
8:50 - I love how Daniel's accent starts slipping in and out of his American accent and back into the New Zealand accent. He's not waking up, Davina. 
8:51 - You have Josh, Davina! It's kinda clear that he likes you even if he's gay. 

Commercial Break #5 

8:54 - "Where's her room?" "I got her." 
8:55 - Rebekah walks away disappointed. Me too, girl. "She'll never trust me again." 
8:56 - Look who didn't leave town, Klaus. "You remember?" "Forever. Have a nice night." Go Cami! 
8:57 - "So men suck." Queen of New Orleans? Queens.
8:58 - "Killer." "Something sinister." IT'S CELESTE!! 
8:59 - HOLY SHIT!! POOR ELIJAH!! 

~Molly