Supernatural - Season Eleven, Episode Two

Supernatural, I fucking love you! Welcome back to what I know and love about you! Let's continue that and can we try and NOT torture Castiel too much. I don't think my heart can take much more of tortured Castiel

Supernatural 

Season Eleven, Episode Two

Form and Void

9:00: Recapping last episode!
9:01: NOW! Very quiet town - probably not good. Definitely not good. 
9:02: Oh dear. This will be very interesting. 
9:03: Sam? The fuck?! "Good answer." God, I love the Impala! 
9:04: DEAN HOLDING A BABY!! AW!! OH MY GOD!! "What can I say, chicks dig me." 
9:05: "Yeah, it was crazy." "It's a long story." Poop on parade? That's a new saying. 
9:06: I was half expecting the crib to be the same from S1. Oh, baby Amara is pretty strong. 
9:07: Popping pills probably won't slow it down. But I mean, he's Sam Winchester. "Bite me." "Okay, bite me." 
9:08: "I want something real." "Like what?" "Pudding." 
9:09: "We go psycho, then we go boom." "Liar! You and me are dead." 
9:10: "Hmm...Dean. As in Winchester?" "Probably." Please don't! "Morning, handsome!"
9:11: "You should run!" That's not good. 

Commercial Break

9:15: "What?" "Who are we gonna call?" "Ghostbusters."
9:16: "It's good, it's great." Stop torturing Castiel! "Where's Metatron, Castiel?" 
9:17: "You choose them." "Every time." Please stop! "Then do it!" "Naw. Fun's just getting started." We really need to stop torturing Castiel.
9:18: Singing? "Hey Sam." "How do you know my name?" "You're a reaper." 
9:19: "You ain't my type." "I'm sorry about...Death." "What kind of messages?" "It's over." "What lives, dies." 
9:20: OH NO!! "Oh, you're not going to Heaven or Hell." The empty? "And nothing comes back from that." "I know you're dying. I can feel it." "So, I'll be seeing you again, Sam." "Name's Billie, by the way."
9:21: "Metatron tricked me." "Oh, mo." What the hell? "That's enough!" 
9:22: HANNAH? "Getting answers? This isn't how we do things." "Thank you." "Something's happened, Castiel. Something horrible." Of course something horrible, please tell me Lucifer is free or Michael! Or someone! TELL ME NOW!
9:23: Sam is going to pray. This should be interesting. The last time we've seen one of them pray was Dean, right? IS GOD BACK?! IS THAT WHAT HANNAH MEANT?! 
9:24: "We need your help, God. We need to know there's hope. We need a sign." Why do people always look around right after they ask? God's a busy man. 
9:25: "What does that mean!?" "Really?" And it's going to be Crowley. XD "Hello my son."

Commercial Break

9:30: "Crowley?" "Father Crowley." "Oh, yes."
9:31: "Can I talk to you outside, Father?" Dean is totally going to bump him in the face. 
9:32: "Can you heal me?" "I can't." "What are you doing?!" Working a case?! OH MY GOD! 
9:33: "Haven't gone off in...ever." "God help us." "I wouldn't count on it." 
9:34: "You really can't." 
9:35: I knew I didn't like Hannah. 
9:36: Oh no! Grandmother's gonna die. "I've always wanted to try this." 
9:37: "Oh, well plot twist." "Anything?" "I watched Naomi. Once." I forgot about Naomi. "And...I...will...end...you!" 
9:38: And we have Beast!Castiel! Misha Collins is an amazing actor! And Hannah's finally dead.
9:39: "No."

Commercial Break

9:42: Sam, you need some major help and I don't thin God is going to help you. "Sam, you're fine." Well, lucky for him, he has Holy oil.
9:43: Is it working? It did! HOLY SHIT! I didn't think that was going to work. 
9:44: And now he knows. "The child likes you." 
9:45: "We have to find Jenna." 
9:46: And it works on multiple people at a time! Interesting. "Thank you." "Let's go save the rest of them." "Drama." 
9:47: "Why did you do that?" "Because this woman doesn't have a soul." Oh, that wasn't creepy at all. "But I don't want to be fixed." 
9:48: Amara is a child now. "I was getting bored." "You killed her!" "To see the child who eats souls." "I think Amara is the Darkness." 
9:49: "We don't have a choice." "It's a promise." "Oh, Dean. Adorable little Dean." 
9:50: "Bastard!" He did say child, Dean. You really are an idiot sometimes.

Commercial Break

9:54: And back at the bunker! 
9:55: "A vision." "We have to get a maid." The hell? "Help me."
9:56: "What some candy?" 

Supernatural - Season Eleven Premiere

WE'RE BACK!! BACK TO WHAT WE KNOW, maybe! Let's get this party started!! Supernatural, going into its eleventh season, this is going to be so good! I hope to God, at least.

Supernatural

Season Eleven Premiere

Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire

9:00: Recapping time! Road So Far!!
9:01: LET'S BEGIN!! NOW!! And what's going on? Already confused? The fuck... 
9:02: So, is that the new girl? I think so. Where's Dean? Where did he go?!
9:03: We're not separating the brothers, huh? And Dean's face down. 
9:04: "Seriously?" "You remember now of this?" "She saved me." "What? Who?" "The Darkness." 
9:05: Well, that intro seemed familiar. "No, she was wearing a name tag, what do you think?" "So, lock and key?" 
9:06: "So we know jack." "You were on a roll." CASTIEL!! Poor Castiel! 
9:07: Huh? Did-did he... I-I con-confused. Oh, this won't end well. "No. He's still alive." Of course he's alive, angel-boy.
9:08: "Don't make me hurt you." You have wings, use them! Why isn't Cas using his wings? Oh, this doesn't look good. 
9:09: Well, looks like to me they had a shooting match.
9:10: "Show me some sink." Why does she look like Megan Fox? "Okay, three weeks." 
9:11: "They're not human." Well, I'm going to say the hospital isn't going to be good either. "Well, this is encouraging."
9:12: "You saw that, that wasn't human." 
9:13: Well, shit. He's acting like a Hulk. 
9:14: A baby crying? Was that a baby crying? "Yeah, well, it sounds better on paper." 
9:15: "Really?" "I don't know this Death, and he doesn't know me." 
9:16: Mr. Hulk collapsed. Yes, obviously, let's walk towards him. "Is he dead?" 
9:17: "Help us, please." HELP THEM!

Commercial Break

9:20: Oh, Crowley's getting a female body for the time being, huh? 
9:21: "Old school it is." She looks familiar. Oh, Crowley picked the wrong person to steal a body for. 
9:22: "YOLO." Oh, just killed them Crowley, please! Right now! They are creepy as hell. Or he's into it in a female body. 
9:23: Oh dear. NO THEY WANT THE BABY! WHY?!
9:24: "They did." "I can feel it inside." 
9:25: Good question. Oh, Castiel. This isn't good for him. But seriously, why isn't he using his wings?! "I ask you to help me." 
9:26: "Oh, yeah, that's a plan." 
9:27: "And you save my baby girl." "Thank you all." Good feeling. 
9:28: Oh shit. 

Commercial Break

9:33: "What's he doing?" "This is madness." 
9:34: "Dean, I am fine." "Yes, I'm good." 
9:35: "Why would I talk about the Darkness?" "Dean saw her?" "Sam, Dean, goodbye." "FBI, my ass." You've got that right. "Brothers." 
9:36: And Crowley did it. "What do we call you?" "King!" "I'm hot." "Speak." 
9:37: "You didn't call until...after the orgy." HAHAHA XD Farting sawdust?! XD LOL
9:38: "When did we forget how to do this?" OH MY FUCKING GOD! I am legit laughing! Oh my God! 
9:38: Sam has a lot of points.
9:39: "We have to change." "They won't be on your tail."

Commercial Break

9:43: Sam, run! RUN FUCKING FAST! "Come and get, sons of bitches!" 
9:44: Yeah, you did! You picked the worse place to be in. SHIT! SAM! 
9:45: Uh, what's going on? Well, that was odd. 
9:46: Oh poor guy.

Commercial Break: I'm pretty sure the name of the baby is the name of the woman in the Darkness if I read that correctly.

9:51: And Crowley's back to normal! Yay! Hi Mark! "Daddy's home." "What?" 
9:52: I thought you were going to say one of them got out. DON'T DO THAT TO ME SUPERNATURAL!! 
9:53: Something was just bouncing on my keyboard. Uh, not sure what it was. "Your way back is you and her." 
9:54: "Well, let's go with that." 
9:55: "Sounds like a plan." Oh, she's got the mark! SHIT! 
9:56: NO! SAM!! KNEW IT!

The CW's Supernatural - SEASON FINALE - Brother's Keeper

Supernatural 

SEASON TEN FINALE

Brother's Keeper

Tonight is the night. The night we find out what Dean is going with Death - the Death. DEATH IS BACK! In-in a good way, as in the character of Death. I shouldn't be happy that Death is back in the picture but I am! 

Just one thing: a recurring character will be killed off tonight. Like...forever (probably not likely) dead. 

JUST DON'T LET IT BE CASTIEL! I WILL KILL SOMEONE IF IT IS CASTIEL!

9:00 - I'M NOT READY TO HEAR CARRY ON WAYARD SON!!! NO! 

9:01 - Totally singing the 'theme song'!!! Oh, Sam is using his smarts apparently! 

9:02 - "Dean guessed!" 

9:03 - Sorry, I just got really distracted by Sam's speech. Dean was previously passed out on the ground. And in a motel room. And drinking himself silly. No, he's not good.

9:04 - Dean's hunting. Drunk Dean, not good on a case. 

9:05 - Who's this? "You begged me." 

9:06 - Dean, Dean, Dean. "Hello boys." THAT'S CROWLEY'S LINE! NOT YOURS, ROWENA!

9:07 - "Forgive me, maybe you have." Just put a bullet in her head, please.

9:08 - "Sam, this is a mistake." 

9:09 - Dean, shut up. Please, shut up! Subtle, Dean. Very Subtle. 

9:10 - Of course he was.

9:11 - Oh dear Lord! Sam is not having a good day at all! 

9:12 - "I don't believe you." "You saw Oscar?"

9:13 - "And he's not playing well with others." XD Dean never plays well with others, unless they're girls with big boobs.

9:14 - "Dean, stop!" Seriously, Dean? "Well, I just rescued you."

Commercial Break

9:18 - Oh, Dean's getting paranoid. And breaking things. "He just let him die." 

9:19 - Castiel is making a Demon Deal. Oh my God! I can't stop laughing. 

9:20 - "Or do it my way." "King!" "King..." 

9:21 - Cas is like 'I hate this plan.' Yep, Dean's not there. And you are left to pick up the bill for the destroyed room.

9:22 - DEAN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! We're going to see Death! We're going to see Death!

9:23 - DEATH HAS ARRIVED!! Death and his food. "I want you to kill me." 

Commercial Break

9:28 - Death and his food - I LOVE HIM! "No games, no second thoughts." "And-and I can't." 

9:29 - "Nothing can kill you." "But?" "Shocker." 

9:30 - ARE WE GOING TO SEE LUCIFER?! PLEASE!! "I'm not doing that. Not to anyone." 

9:31 - "Brother, I'm done." 

9:32 - "Apparently, she grew to love." 

9:33 - Interesting... "You don't need to die." 

9:34 - "It's yours."

Commercial Break 

9:37 - "What?" "What evil?" "The darkness." "Does it sound like a good thing?"

9:38 - "This isn't you." This makes NO SENSE TO THE FANGIRL WATCHING RIGHT NOW!

9:39 - "Ah, yes." "I felt free." 

9:40 - He is the King of Hell, he needs a high place to sit. "You were saying?" "And I was wrong." 

9:41 - Dean, stop making my heart break right now! Please! "We are not evil." 

9:42 - Charlie's death WASN'T Sam's fault, Dean! Charlie was WILLING to do it! "That's not evil, Dean." 

9:43 - "Good, good. Fight." A Sam and Dean fight, haven't seen that in a while. This is a really good fight, haven't seen them fight this bad in a while. 

9:44 - He's got a point, Dean. 

9:45 - DON'T AGREE WITH HIM, SAM! DON'T! "Do it." Oh my God! Oh my God! "Close your eyes." "Sammy, close you eyes!" HE CALLED HIM SAMMY! 

9:46 - "What is was to love." NO! NOT THE PICTURES OF MARY AND THEM TOGETHER! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T! I CAN'T! "Or I will." 

9:47 - "Forgive me." HE KILLED DEATH! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?! 

Commercial Break 

8:52 - This is awkward. Especially for Crowley, I'd say. And he's dead. 

9:53 - "I'll live." "Fantastic. I think I just killed Death." 

9:54 - Something's going to happen. And the Mark is...gone? Just like that? Oh, no! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

9:55 - Oh no! I think all the evil things are coming out to play. "The Darkness." "Get in the car! Let's go! Let's go!"

9:56 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!

~Molly

Supernatural - Season 10, Episode 10 - The Hunter Games

Supernatural

Season 10, Episode 10

The Hunter Games 

and yes, I totally wrote The Hunger Games before realizing what I wrote

I'm back! I've missed you all, a lot. I want to get back into reaction writing, so Supernatural would obvious be the one to write first to get back into the swing of things.

9:00 - Let's see what this mid-season premiere brings us. Why are we doing On the Road So Far? Especially without Carry on Wayward Son.
9:01 - Hi Crowley! I missed you! 
9:02 - Is Crowley having a nightmare? I think so. Yeah, I'm lilting his mother now. Scratch that. She's an "evil bitch, mother."
9:03 - And Dean's remembering what happened. And Castiel is having daughter troubles. 
9:04 - "That was what?" "That won't be easy." 
9:05 - "It is. There may be another way." Ah, Metatron, that's why he's still here. Great. Oh, and mummy dearest is looking around Crowley's belongings. 
9:06 - Mummy dearest is annoying.
9:07 - "Do you, dear?" 
9:08 - "You could have sent for me!" I don't think that will work. 
9:09 - Stop telling us Cas could die! 
9:10 - "Oh, I see." "Here to kill me?" Not in public, of course. "What? He's back?"
9:11 - "So, he's a demon?" "No." "Okay, then what did?" "Maybe." 
9:12 - That eerie music, I've missed you. And for a second I thought the demon eyes were back. But nope. No more Demon!Dean. Boo.

Commercial 

9:15 - Claire, please go away. 
9:16 - "You killed my father." "Ain't life a bitch." Yep, it is.
9:17 - Uh, everyone? Cain even warned him. "Yes." 
9:18 - The first blade? At least it is the blood of a virgin. "I don't trust Metatron." 
9:19 - Tea time with mummy dearest? 
9:20 - I love the humor of the show. What is she up to?
9:21 - How is a 17-year-old in a bar? "You...want...me...to...do...what?!?!" 
9:22 - "Huh, win-win?" 
9:23 - Mummy dearest is a bitch. 

Commercial 

9:28 - Don't believe her. 
9:29 - Don't listen to her, asshole. Why does Cas show like a dad right now? 
9:30 - "Claire's gone." Him? Why? Subtle Cas, real subtle. "What the hell, why not?" 
9:31 - "I'll text you her number." "I like texting." 
9:32 - Kill mummy dearest now. Please. And he's going to die, huh? Yep. 
9:33 - Crowley, please don't fall for this. And he is. 
9:34 - Oh, Crowley. Don't listen to her!
9:35 - Claire, don't listen to them! God, please don't listen to them! 
9:36 - "Not here. Not on your person." 
9:37 - Don't listen to Metatron! Why am I saying that so much in tonight's episode?
9:38 - Dean, don't. But please do. But DON'T! 

Commercial

9:41 - "You're confused." 
9:42 - Dean's got some REALLY interesting points. "Go deeper." 
9:43 - Dean, calm down. "Where's Dean?" 
9:44 - Dean, please calm down! Come on, stop! I'm still expecting Dean's eyes to change to black again. But I know they won't. "Go screw yourself." 
9:45 - DEAN! WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP! "I have to take him back." 
9:46 - "I will choose death." Dean definitely over did it...again. 
9:47 - "Yeah, the mark is...strong." Can we cut Sam's hair a little bit more?
9:48 - Why do I think their demons?

Commercial 

9:53 - And why is Dean going alone? Please tell me Cas is invisible or something?! PLEASE! Dean's not that stupid.
9:54 - Just, don't kill them Dean. That's what happens when you mess with Dean Winchester. 
9:55 - "I don't know. Maybe." 
9:56 - "See yeah, Claire." THANK YOU, CLAIRE!! 

~Molly

Supernatural - 200th Episode - Fan Fiction (S10, Ep 5)

Supernatural

200th Episode

Season 10, Episode 5:

Fan Fiction

Just like the title says, it is Supernatural 200th episode! And I'm very much excited for tonight! It is completely meta and if Becky isn't involved somehow, I'll be pissed! But it's a musical-ish episode.

My mom is going to be so confused when she watches part of it tonight. She always glances over at my TV. She'll be confused why someone isn't dying horribly or terribly. And why I'm laughing so much. 

9:00 - Here's goes nothing! Please be as good as The French Mistake, Mystery Spot, Bad Day at Black Rock, and Changing Channels. AND PLEASE HAVE GABRIEL BACK!! I'm already saying 'Oh Dear God!'
9:01 - Jesus Crhist! Salazar? Kinda like Balthazar?
9:02 - And we're going to have our first death. What the fuck? ALL THE SUPERNATURAL INTRO CARDS!! AH!! 
9:03 - Dean looking HOT!!! Look at those muscles. 
9:04 - SAM GOT A HAIR CUT!! THANK GOD!! SEASON ONE REFERENCE!! "We've got work to do."
9:05 - "Shut up." Oh, dear. This should be interesting. 
9:06 - OH MY GOD!! I'm laughing so hard! "You think?" 
9:07 - Smith and Smith, no relation - S7. "It's a classic."
9:08 - "Using in that order." "I'm going to throw up." 
9:09 - Oh dear God. 
9:10 - "I got it. Thanks." I'm about to choke on my crackers. 
9:11 - Sam, she said do touch anything! "You mean fan fiction." 
9:12 - DEAN BECOMES A WOMAN!! 
9:13 - "Wow." They are basically ratting on themselves!
9:14 - "S. E. X." OH MY GOD!! 
9:15 - "Shut you face! Get in the car!" And here's our second death. 
9:16 - Yep, she's dead.

Commercial Break - THIS IS FUCKING GOLD!! 

9:20 - "Maggie quit the show." That was a scarecrow. Hmm. 
9:21 - "You should believe. And so are we." Oh, thank you for that one, really. 
9:22 - "How do you kill an idea?" 
9:23 - Why did she hesitate? 
9:24 - That's horrifying? "It's very Dean." 
9:25 - "Oh, that thing needed to burn." "She eats the author." 
9:26 - "The show must go on."

Commercial Break

9:31 - She's handling it well. 
9:32 - "Yeah, I don't." 
9:33 - You can tell what her favorite character is. 
9:34 - "The Samulet?" "I kinda hate the meta stories." Yet, we're doing meta.
9:35 - "Not enough to get us in trouble." Ghostfacers? Oh, dear Lord. 
9:36 - Oh Lord.
9:37 - Dean, were you bopping to the music?! Oh God! 
9:38 - Oh, damn! The quote! Saving People. Hunting Things. The Family Business.

Commercial Break 

9:41 - Oh, she's pretty. That reminded me of Lilith.
9:42 - Oh this is getting odd now. But what the fuck? 
9:43 - "I can't even." 
9:44 - A singel man tear! Oh dear God! "Why Supernatural?" "Supernatural has everything." 
9:45 - "It's epic." Oh dear God! 
9:46 - "No chick flick moments!" Oh, she exploded in purple goo. 

Commercial Break 

9:51 - Hahaha! Considering Jared auditioned for Dean and Jensen auditioned for Sam. 
9:52 - "You should have never thrown this away." "It never really worked." "Jerk." "Bitch." 
9:53 - "What is this?" "Just...shush." "What she said." I THOUGHT THEY WERE LYING!!
9:54 - "Who's that?" "Adam." 
9:55 - This cover! OH MY GOD!! Can this cover be available to download? The Samulet!! 
9:56 - HOLY SHIT!!! CHUCK!!! I LITERALLY SCREAMED!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! THIS HAS GOTTA MEAN SOMETHING!!! 

~Molly

Supernatural - Season Premiere - Black (S10, Ep1)

 Supernatural 

Season Ten Premiere

Title: Black

You literally have no idea how excited I am for Supernatural! I just showed the special from yesterday - 10 seasons. Damn. And I've been watching it live for 3 seasons. I began watching Supernatural in the middle of S7 and watching S8 and S9 on TV. Now, going into its 10th season. 

GO SUPERNATURAL!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! 

9:03 - The Road So Far!!! 
9:04 - Why do we have a new song? Oh, Sam's torturing a woman. What a surprise. They love their women on this show, huh? Sam looks...ill.
9:05 - "Where is Crowley?" "One more time, where's Crowley? Where's my brother?"
9:06 - LOVE THE TITLE CARD! Four Weeks Later, huh? Oh, I forgot Jared had an arm injury. I didn't think we'd see the sling so early. Sam is looking for Dean, awww. I feel bad for Sammy. 
9:07 - Oh, Dean. Bad move - even for a demon like you. Sammy, Let Me Go, huh? Is Cass sleeping? And pantless? 
9:08 - Castiel and cell phone. Poor Cass. He looks sick too. Sam, please ask him what's wrong.
9:09 - Oh, poor Sam! Poor Dean! "Why would he just disappeared?" 
9:10 - Demon!Dean singing Too Sexy. 
9:11 - And shirtless and had sex. "What's it look like?" "In my bed?" "Jerk." "Bitch." 
9:12 - "Love you Crowley." "Love you too...?" "Pants?" Really? 
9:13 - Damn, Dean! Stop! But you can tell Dean kinda has a type. 
9:14 - Hannah, great. Go away. Oh, he has no clothes on whatsoever! Oh, damn! He's in his suit again but I need the tie and trench coat. 
9:15 - "Will you help me?" "Yes." I don't trust Hannah. 
9:16 - "Son of a bitch." 
9:17 - I need to see Dean's eye change color. Oh, Dean, you fight so badass! I fucking love you. Then he reads porn. 
9:18 - And Sam sees his demon eyes! YES! 

Commercial Break 

9:21 - Random guy working out with a family. 
9:22 - Someone caught him cheating I suppose. He's ex-army by the looks of it. 
9:23 - Since when does Cass drive? "It's my truth." NO! DON'T TELL ME THAT! 
9:24 - He needs his tie. Find his tie. 
9:25 - "Where's the porn?" "That's all he said?" "Nothing?" He's got a point there, Sammy. 
9:26 - Crowley answers. I love when Crowley calls Sam, Moose.
9:27 - I hope they keep Demon!Dean for more than the mid-season finale. I want it all season. Squirrel! 
9:28 - "Good luck with that." Oh, Sam got an upgrade. 

Commercial Break 

9:33 - WTF is this? Are we going to have a random orgy coming at us or something? 
9:34 - He seems a tad bit crazed. And not right in the head. 
9:35 - "Once and forever." 
9:36 - This angel has some insight. Wonder if that's real poor or fake? I wouldn't be surprised if it was fake. 
9:37 - "I will cut off my own face." "Pass." 
9:38 - "We create the perfect Hell." "What?" Dean doesn't look to thrilled. "My bad."
9:39 - "You know where to find me." And Sam's car just happens to break down? Not good. 
9:40 - Shitty car there, Sam. Don't trust him, Sammy! 
9:41- Sam... you idiot. 

Commercial Break 

9:44 - Demons can't get drunk. And Dean's singing again. Someone cut him off - thank you.
9:45 - "We are somewhere." Don't fall for that, Dean. She's evil. I know she is. 
9:46 - Oh, Demon!Dean, you asshole. And she didn't. 
9:47 - She wasn't a skank, Dean. Castiel's been on Earth for seven seasons. "Be free." 
9:48 - Cass! You just killed our own. "We have to get her." "Hannah, it's over."
9:49 - What happened to Sam? "Who are you?" 
9:50 - "You're Sam Winchester." This guy looks familiar for a moment. 
9:51 - "He's a monster." And I'm confused.

Commercial Break 

9:55 - Since when can Castiel drive? 
9:56 - "They just wanted to be left alone." I didn't think Naomi was that bad. Cass' got a point. "But those are human things." "Yes."
9:57 - Oh, shit. "Is he dead?" "Not yet." "Proof alive." 
9:58 - "I will find you and I will kill you." "I am a man of my word." 

I wanted Dean's eyes to turn black!

~Molly

Supernatural - Season Finale - Do You Believe in Miracles (S9, Ep23)

Supernatural - Do You Believe in Miracles

Another show that was pre-empted because of baseball but I guess it was good that I watch it now. I've been avoiding spoilers like a hawk. Just one warning, it is 8 in the morning, getting close to nine as I type this so, if I seem a little different that normal - I haven't had my morning tea and I need that caffeine apparently. 

Let's get on with the show!

• The Road So Far. I WASN'T READY FOR CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!! AH! 
• Recapping time! 
• NOW! 
• Well, Gadreel isn't dead. And Dean is pissed. 
• They just locked Dean up in the same room Crowley was in. 
• Gadreel's gone and Dean's coughing up blood. Never a good combination. 
• And the ROLL TITLE CARD!! 
• "God?" "Just a second." Really, Metatron? "Sorta like the Notebook."
• Which one makes you look more pathetic? 
• At least the writers on Supernatural have humor about People's Choice Award. Probably a tiny slam against Beauty and the Beast winning. 
• "Don't do that." 
• Did Gadreel really take the Impala. Don't let Dean know that. 
• "And it will be glorious."
• Good to see how it actually works. The mystery is solved! 
• Crowley is getting a back massage. Like he's that tense. 
• "It's a Winchester." Yep, and it's Dean. 
• "I can't turn it off." "It's the mark."
• "So...dead?" 
• "What if I got rid of it?" "You want to get rid of it?" 
• "What's that smell?" "Sulfur." 
• "Are you sure it was Crowley?" When isn't it Crowley? 
• So Metatron has the Angel Tablet and using it for evil. Why am I not surprised? 
• "Coffee, black." "Are you serious?" Crowley, just let Dean do his thing. You want something from him, I can just tell. 
• "Would you like a stuffed bear?" Oh my God! 
• "Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex is complicated. Hell isn't complicated." 
• "What he whisper in her ear?" "Exactly." This is Cass all over again. 
• "Not hungry." Oh, that's not good. 
• Sometimes angels are really stupid. They really fell for that? 
• "I'm gonna take my shot." Why did Crowley look a little scared? 
• Metatron's next stop.
• "I guess I was Winchestered." 
• WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
• That plan worked so well. 
• Wow. People are so dumb. And the people are harming the angel. Well, shit. 
• "You good?" "Yeah, I'm good." 
• "You ready to gut this bitch?" 
• DEAN JUST PUNCHED SAM! 
• "Well, here I am." "Is he now?" 
• Oh, fuck. Gabreel! 
• "Do you believe him now?" Well, she better.
• "So I'm a fake?"
• God, Dean looks so damn hot! 
• Well Metatron looks a little scared. 
• Let's just piss off Dean Winchester. 
• Let's just kill Metatron. Come on Dean! Kill him! 
• Yeah, that's not gonna happen Metatron. 
• Sam to the rescue! Maybe...
• DEAN WINCHESTER!! HOLY SHIT! 
• The Word of God is dead. 
• "To save Dean Winchester. That was your goal, right?" "He's dead too." Oh, shit! CASTIEL!
• "You will never get away with this." 
• "I lied."
• "But you did." GOOD BOY CASTIEL!! 
• "I'm proud of us." 
• "I never was. I just want to be an angel." 
• Is Sam going to drink himself silly? And I didn't like the expression on Castiel's face. 
• Question: Why did that sound like a happy song? And now I wanted to watch Eureka again. 
• Are you sure about that Crowley? "I never lied. I never lied, Dean. That's important."
• Forgotten to tell him? 
• "He died. Except, as rumor has it, the mark never quite let go." 
• "Maybe miracles do come true. Listen to me, Dean Winchester, what you are feeling right now. It's not death, its life. A new kinda life. Open your eyes, Dean. See what I see. Feel what I feel. And let's go take a howl at that moon."
• Ah, shit! DEAN'S A FUCKING DEMON?!?! ARE WE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!

All honestly guys, I really didn't like the finale as much as I would have liked. I was hoping for something better or something cooler, but I just didn't like it. My caps on the last bullet point aren't for shock, they are more for 'ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!'.

I'm sorry, I just didn't enjoy it.

~Molly

Supernatural - Stairway to Heaven (S9, Ep22)

Supernatural - Stairway to Heaven

Second to last episode of Season Nine! NO! This is going to hurt! I'm not ready for Carry On yet!! 

Here goes nothing. Recapping last week's episode.

• Well, one angel down
• Oh, Dean! That was perfect! 
• And we're fighting about the blade. Again.
• Sam's got a fucking point, Dean.
• "No problem." "Thank you." 
• "Wow." Cass and his subtly. 
• Hi Metatron. "I gave you a second." "You are such an...angel sometimes." 
• "I serve Heaven. I serve you." I'm thinking that a lie. 
• That Cass-lovefest line must have been the writers and the showrunner. Let's try and kill Cass off as many times as we can before the fans rage at them. 
• Gadreel gives Metatron a odd look. "I made God laugh. Twice."
• "It's not that, is it?" "Shut up!" 
• Well, that ain't good. "I do this for Castiel!" I don't think Cass really wanted those kinds of followers. 
• "What the hell was that?" "I'm gonna be sick." 
• Dean, stop being such a dick to Castiel right now. He didn't know. You are being unreasonable. 
• "No." 
• "Because you don't trust me." "To help." 
• Fuck yeah. 
• "Sam, you don't, do you?" 
• Bowling? Really, Metatron? "It's boring." 
• "Wait, you're turning me down because of...bowling?" "I hate your face." 
• "A nerd." He called him a nerd! 
• "Yes." "Now, please." 
• "You see me laughing?" "Welcome to the club." 
• DEAN WINCHESTER! OH SHIT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Why is Tessa friends with that angel? 
• "I don't got this." 
• He lost! Oh, damn. 
• That's a new trick, Cass! TEACH ME! 
• Wow. "Because seven ate nine." "Wait, you know about the Lord and the Rings?" "I'm very pop culture savvy now." 
• "Brother's a psycho, Sam!" "Oh stop." 
• "Oh, and you're done." When did Tessa become an angel?
• Yeah, Castiel has a colt. 
• Movie references. 
• WHEN DID TESSA BECOME AN ANGEL?! "Do you think she's telling the truth?" 
• "Seriously?" 
• "The hell?" We've found your angel. Yes, please put him- Or not.
• What screaming? Well, damn, Tessa. 
• "But doesn't he though?" "That would ruin all the fun."
• DEAN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE THAT AT HOME!! "Welcome to the club." TESSA JUST KILLED HERSELF WITH THE FIRST BLADE! And Dean feels something even if she did it herself. 
• "Is anyone ever?"
• Maybe?! Oh, God! PLEASE SOMEONE KILL HIM! 
• Well, damn. NO!! DO NOT TELL ME THAT!!!!! 
• "Punish him." "You can all go to Hell." 
• Good boy, Castiel. 
• Hey, Gadreel has a brain after all. 
• "And I always win." 
• Yeah, I don't like it. I hope?
• Why should I believe Dean right now?
• Dean, no. Please don't! I already know! Please! He's coming to you three for a reason! He wants to help! 
• DEAN WINCHESTER!! 

Well, Dean, YOU FUCKED UP MAJORLY! YOUR ONLY WAY TO METATRON IS NOW DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!! THANKS A LOT!!

~Molly

Supernatural - King of the Damned (S9, Ep21)

Supernatural - King of the Damned

Time for the final three episodes of Supernatural. Let's see what will happen. :)

9:00 - That was a fast THEN.
9:01 - Still recapping. And here we go. 
9:02 - Flashback first apparently. "And I want you." 
9:03 - "Are we having a party?" AND ROLL TITLE CARD! This is awkward. 
9:04 - This should be interesting. This won't end well. He's going to die.
9:05 - Or tortured. Tortured is good too. "I said nothing." Oops, you pissed off the big guy. 
9:06 - Hi Castiel. :D Wow. Nice digs, Cass. 
9:07 - Cass is hugging Sam and Dean!! AW! "Not my idea." "Good luck with that." 
9:08 - Aww... "Who says I don't want to do it?" Crowley is having a meeting? Really? 
9:09 - Well, oh shit. That's a new one, Crowley.
9:10 - Wait...did she mean Lucifer? Oh, I didn't know that was Crowley's son. 
9:11 - "Not a chance." Don't show emotion, Crowley. Don't.

Commercial Break

9:15 - Good boy, Crowley. His poor son though. 
9:16 - Sam, you know Dean's good at torture. Cute boys. Cute. Sure!
9:17 - Really now? "Sounds about right." 
9:18 - Please don't push him off. "Wow." "He's a fan." 
9:19 - "He got passed over." "I was a finalist." Is anyone else laughing right now? 
9:20 - OH SHIT!! OH MY GOD!! Crowley got a penis expansion in his demon deal? How am I not shocked by this at all? I mean, really? 
9:21 - Oh, he's dead. 

Commercial Break

9:26 - They don't know yet, do they? "I think everybody's lying. It's a gift." 
9:27 - "I don't really know what I felt." "No." 
9:28 - "He killed Kevin." CAN WE STOP BRINGING UP KEVIN?! "Why do I hate you?" "My mother was a witch." 
9:29 - "I can read." He isn't the brightest crayon in the box. "...prince?"
9:30 - "That's my boy." Hi Gabreel! 
9:31 - Sure he feels misunderstood, Cass. Its pretty obvious. "You don't know him." "You've been deceived." 
9:32 - Yeah, the women don't last long on Supernatural and neither does Gabreel apparently. So close kid. 
9:33 - "Well, I'm in touch." Crowley... I hate you but I love you. 

Commercial Break

9:36 - They found the body that the blade inside. 
9:37 - Hellhound. JULIET? Good girl, apparently. OH MY GOD! Is anyone else laughing? Please tell me you are! 
9:38 - Oh, disgusting and I'm with the guys. I feel so bad for Jared right now. 
9:39 - "Not a good idea." "What? Shut up!" "Just selling it." 
9:40 - Well, no duh. CROWLEY!! "Just powerless." 
9:41 - Oh, I guess Gabreel is alive. "I gave him my word." 
9:42 - I'm happy we have a 'light-hearted' episode before the final two episodes. 
9:43 - Don't trust Dean. GO DEAN WINCHESTER! Until then... Sam, please realize something is up! Please! 
9:44 - He's died many times already. GO DEAN WINCHESTER! GO DEAN WINCHESTER!! HOLY SHIT!! Dean, you...
9:45 - You almost had it. Come on, Dean! COME ON, DEAN!! CALL THE BLADE TO YOU!! GOOD BOY! GOOD BOY!! Is someone strong than you? YES!! THANK YOU GOD!! 
9:46 - And she's dead. And he's still trying to kill her. "You can stop." Oops. Dean needs help. 

Commercial Break

9:51 - "Isn't that enough?" Dean, why didn't you tell him? Seriously? This family is fucked up more and more each season.
9:52 - Crowley really cares for him. Aww. "Please." 
9:53 - "Feelings!" CROWLEY, NO!! "Dammit, Crowley!" 
9:54 - This is TOTALLY going to change history, Crowley. Don't do it! PLEASE! DON'T DO IT!! Well, fuck, this is going to change things. 
9:55 - I'm going to do this for a voice-over thingy. 
9:56 - WELL, NO DUH, SAMMY!! Oh, Dean, come on! Stop doing bitch face Dean.

~Molly