The Originals - Season Three Premiere

I need to put this out there - I am not excited for tonight's episode. This will be the only episode I react to for a while. I'll be watching Sleepy Hollow instead. The Originals just isn't what I wish it could be. 

GET RID OF HAYLEY! Then I'll love you.

The Originals

Season Three Premiere

For the Next Millennium

9:00: Let's see how TO will disappoint me tonight. Oh, no - never mind. A sort of...recapping. 

9:01: Flashback with Bekah and Kol!! AND FINN?! Original Finn! No pun intended! When did Finn come out of retirement?

9:02: "Always. And forever." "Always and forever, indeed." They have always been in odds, Freya. 

9:03: Elijah, muscles! He doesn't want to find a cure for the curse. 

9:04: "No." "You're on your own." Oh, Cami is Klaus' therapist, interesting. 

9:05: Loving sister? Really? You tried to kill them all last season? Not really loving. Klaus' paintings!

9:06: Oh, is Klaus falling for Cami? "You're scared." 

9:07: FORGOT HE WAS GOING TO BE IN IT TONIGHT!! IT'S LOGAN!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! And his name is escaping me. 

9:08: Well, that's new, even for New Orleans. 

9:09: "Nicely done." 

9:10: More flashbacks! This is awesome! Especially to see Original!Finn. 

9:11: "Please, can we keep him?" Shit. This won't end well. 

9:12: Who are you? New vamp in town.

Commercial Break: Jason Dohring! That's his name! 

9:15: "Intensional." 

9:16: Davina, badass as always. 

9:17: "Dead bodies lead to headlines."

9:18: No, it's not Klaus! Sometimes, being a vampire must suck.

9:19: This won't end well. 

9:20: Oh, shit. This definitely won't end well. And he's dead. 

Commercial Break: Bet you anything Jackson is dead. I'd love think Hayley's dead but I saw promo pictures, I know she's alive. 

9:25: More flashbacks! 

9:26: "Oh for God's sake, stop looking up!" "Are you worried brother?" 

9:27: Elijah is a quick study, and so is Klaus. And Rebekah as well. 

9:28: Damn, I don't like this royal family. 

9:29: "Oh, you mean her." "Stay here, behave yourself." "Always." 

9:30: Klaus telling Cami off, no surprise.

9:31: "Fair enough. Give me a minute, I have an idea." I like this new vampire.

9:32: Well, we're still trying to get Kol back so, hush about him!

9:33: Well, shit. This definitely won't end well. "Are you sure it's all gone?"

9:34: "Easy, Nik." "There is something you must see." 

Commercial Break

9:37: Vampire Fight Club. "I don't miss it." 

9:38: "What happened?" "I was attacked." Marcel is right, Davina. "But, it's got to be done."

9:39: Be careful, Elijah! Please! Gun used as a knife, that's new.

9:40: "Lesson one of the hunt." "How precious, and just in time for lesson two." XD Elijah kills me. 

9:41: Why am I thinking about a FanFiction coming out of S3? 

9:42: This is odd. 

9:43: Well, that was very interesting. 

Commercial Break: We're getting a new big bad? But who? 

9:47: Better run and hide. Hayley's alive - no, not Hayley. 

9:48: Yep. "Not our fault, but it is our problem." 

9:49: "Yeah, of course." "I am Klaus Mikaelson, I don't need anyone!" "Then act like it." 

9:50: I love this new vamp. "And since I do not want to die." "I don't trust anyone." 

Commercial Break

9:53: I know Hayley's alive. We have promo pictures to prove it. So just show her, goddammit. Oh, yeah, Marcel shirtless!

9:54: "Still think it's my guys?" "Do you think that's going to end well for anyone?"

9:55: "What the hell am I doing there?!" "And you're...trespassing!"

9:56: "I get it you're a vampire." Well, damn Cami, just say what you've wanted to say for years. 

9:57: Notices how Klaus has a thing for blondes and giving them art he's made? Damn Klaus! Anger issues to the max!

9:58: Knew it was him. Well, shit. 

Vampire Diaries - Season Seven Premiere

First season without Nina, this should be EVER interesting. 

Vampire Diaries

Season Seven Premiere

Day One of Twenty-Two Thousand, Give or Take

8:00: Let's see what happens. Oh, I miss Kai.

8:01: What?! Three years from now, in New York City?! WHAT THE FUCK!?? IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS?! 

8:02: Apparently not? Oh dear. Alaric, Damon, and Bonnie in Europe. Matt will be deputy! Damn! 

8:03: I can't wait for Lily to go away! "Then I am worried." I can't wait to see how they hide Candice's pregnancy. "It's weird." "I don't hate Damon." 

8:04: "I like that rule." "Happy writing." 

8:05: Well shit! I'm guessing that's one of Lily's friends. Yeah, she is.

8:06: "Bo's mute." Oh those are our lesbian vampires, huh?  "I can't feel my...cheeks." 

8:07: "And they're still...drunk..." "Oh, so sweet." "Keeps getting funnier." 

8:08: "Yep." God, I love the bromance between Damon and Alaric, I've missed them so fucking much! I hate Lily. 

8:09: These vampires are really annoying. 

8:10: I'm going to say those...yep. "I get that a lot." This won't end well at all. Lily needs more control on her vampires. 

8:11: "Really, be more vain." "The hell happened?" 

Commercial Break

8:14: "Can I have the details?" 

8:15: Maybe they shouldn't leave Ric alone - especially when he's drunk. 

8:16: "It's tea." Well, Ric was faking his drunken-ness. I shouldn't be surprised that he can fake it. He was drunk a lot.

8:17: RIC! HOLY SHIT! 

8:18: Hello Enzo! :D "Why do you want it?" 

8:19: Enzo, don't do it. "Your side." DON'T DO IT!! Good boy, Enzo!

8:20: "Probably...not." 

8:21: Nice plan, guys. GET OUT MATT! 

8:22: "It looks amazing on you." 

Commercial Break

Sorry guys - my computer completely froze. -_- Hate the new MacBook update! So, what happened between then and now. Damon and Bonnie had a talk, that almost got Bonnie killed because Damon almost thought about letting a car hit her, but knew it wouldn't be something Elena actually would have wanted. 

Matt had his deputy ceremony, and Lily's "family" decided to be dicks and bitches to everyone, attack and kill people. Lily, however, stepped in, stopping them. Thank God. I already hate them - each need to die. Except maybe one of the guys - the one who kind of looks like the chemistry teacher from Teen Wolf. 

8:36: "What just happened?" 

8:37: Yes, Lily is insane. 

8:38: Oh! So that's what happened when they we had the time jump. Makes perfect sense now! 

8:39: STEFAN GAVE HER THE HOUSE?! "What's the catch?"

8:40: "Pick a side, Enzo - us or them." Enzo, pick the right side, please.

8:41: "Well, I'm back." And Damon's not happy.

Commercial Break: I got a total S1 Damon vibe just then!

8:45: "You had Donovan blow up a house - try harder." 

8:46: That definitely sounded like S1 Damon. "I'm not doing this for Caroline, Damon. I'm doing this for you." 

8:47: "So this is my fault?" "No, I didn't say that." Yep, this is exactly where we left off last season. Exactly! 

8:48: "What are you doing here?" "Have you been to Mystic Falls?" "I have nowhere else to go." 

8:49: "I was just checking." Yeah, Damon's right. 

8:50: "I want our town back." Okay, don't like him. "Town witch." 

8:51: That's one way of killing them. 

Commercial Break

8:53: "Yeah, probably." "I'm a control freak giving up control." 

8:54: I just realized, this will be the first season without Sheriff Forbes!! No! 

8:55: WHOA! Stefan/Caroline! I didn't expect that in the first episode of the season.

8:56: Ric, this isn't going to work! Not at all. God, Ric is going down a terrible road. I don't know if I like that or not. 

8:57: "Who did this?" Lily is completely insane. 

8:58: Oh no, my Enzo/Caroline feels are coming out. Shit! "So, here I am." NO!

8:59: "Too bad, we have to go!" SHIT! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! 

WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! I'M SO CONFUSED!

Supernatural - Season Eleven Premiere

WE'RE BACK!! BACK TO WHAT WE KNOW, maybe! Let's get this party started!! Supernatural, going into its eleventh season, this is going to be so good! I hope to God, at least.

Supernatural

Season Eleven Premiere

Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire

9:00: Recapping time! Road So Far!!
9:01: LET'S BEGIN!! NOW!! And what's going on? Already confused? The fuck... 
9:02: So, is that the new girl? I think so. Where's Dean? Where did he go?!
9:03: We're not separating the brothers, huh? And Dean's face down. 
9:04: "Seriously?" "You remember now of this?" "She saved me." "What? Who?" "The Darkness." 
9:05: Well, that intro seemed familiar. "No, she was wearing a name tag, what do you think?" "So, lock and key?" 
9:06: "So we know jack." "You were on a roll." CASTIEL!! Poor Castiel! 
9:07: Huh? Did-did he... I-I con-confused. Oh, this won't end well. "No. He's still alive." Of course he's alive, angel-boy.
9:08: "Don't make me hurt you." You have wings, use them! Why isn't Cas using his wings? Oh, this doesn't look good. 
9:09: Well, looks like to me they had a shooting match.
9:10: "Show me some sink." Why does she look like Megan Fox? "Okay, three weeks." 
9:11: "They're not human." Well, I'm going to say the hospital isn't going to be good either. "Well, this is encouraging."
9:12: "You saw that, that wasn't human." 
9:13: Well, shit. He's acting like a Hulk. 
9:14: A baby crying? Was that a baby crying? "Yeah, well, it sounds better on paper." 
9:15: "Really?" "I don't know this Death, and he doesn't know me." 
9:16: Mr. Hulk collapsed. Yes, obviously, let's walk towards him. "Is he dead?" 
9:17: "Help us, please." HELP THEM!

Commercial Break

9:20: Oh, Crowley's getting a female body for the time being, huh? 
9:21: "Old school it is." She looks familiar. Oh, Crowley picked the wrong person to steal a body for. 
9:22: "YOLO." Oh, just killed them Crowley, please! Right now! They are creepy as hell. Or he's into it in a female body. 
9:23: Oh dear. NO THEY WANT THE BABY! WHY?!
9:24: "They did." "I can feel it inside." 
9:25: Good question. Oh, Castiel. This isn't good for him. But seriously, why isn't he using his wings?! "I ask you to help me." 
9:26: "Oh, yeah, that's a plan." 
9:27: "And you save my baby girl." "Thank you all." Good feeling. 
9:28: Oh shit. 

Commercial Break

9:33: "What's he doing?" "This is madness." 
9:34: "Dean, I am fine." "Yes, I'm good." 
9:35: "Why would I talk about the Darkness?" "Dean saw her?" "Sam, Dean, goodbye." "FBI, my ass." You've got that right. "Brothers." 
9:36: And Crowley did it. "What do we call you?" "King!" "I'm hot." "Speak." 
9:37: "You didn't call until...after the orgy." HAHAHA XD Farting sawdust?! XD LOL
9:38: "When did we forget how to do this?" OH MY FUCKING GOD! I am legit laughing! Oh my God! 
9:38: Sam has a lot of points.
9:39: "We have to change." "They won't be on your tail."

Commercial Break

9:43: Sam, run! RUN FUCKING FAST! "Come and get, sons of bitches!" 
9:44: Yeah, you did! You picked the worse place to be in. SHIT! SAM! 
9:45: Uh, what's going on? Well, that was odd. 
9:46: Oh poor guy.

Commercial Break: I'm pretty sure the name of the baby is the name of the woman in the Darkness if I read that correctly.

9:51: And Crowley's back to normal! Yay! Hi Mark! "Daddy's home." "What?" 
9:52: I thought you were going to say one of them got out. DON'T DO THAT TO ME SUPERNATURAL!! 
9:53: Something was just bouncing on my keyboard. Uh, not sure what it was. "Your way back is you and her." 
9:54: "Well, let's go with that." 
9:55: "Sounds like a plan." Oh, she's got the mark! SHIT! 
9:56: NO! SAM!! KNEW IT!

Arrow - Season Four Premiere

We're back! I hope to God this premiere is better than iZombie! I am excited to see what happens in tonight's episode!  

Arrow

Season Four Premiere

Green Arrow

8:00: Recapping time! Thank you, I've kinda forgotten much of Arrow.
8:01: And we're running. Huh? He has a house with Felicity. "Really?" "Yeah." 
8:02: "Basically cooked and...uncooked." Okay, I can get used to this and I don't know. Shirtless Stephen! AH!
8:03: While Starling City has to deal with shooting. "This is so cool!" "This is so awesome!" And Speedy is alive! "I told you to call me Red Arrow!
8:04: Damn Laurel! Does Diggle have a cool superhero name?
8:05: Laurel's got some new hair! "No, we ask for help." "Oliver walked away." 
8:06: "I didn't say it wasn't cute." "Maybe we can have a Flash Day, just like them." XD
8:07: THE NEW EVIL! AND HE'S CAIN FROM TIN MAN!! AH!! YES!! OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!! "City's are like poppies." Arrow, so much love. I love this so much!
8:08: "Or a kid." OH MY GOD! "It's my mother's." "Dude, nice reflects!"
8:09: Aren't we done with flashbacks yet? Oh, can she go the fuck away?! 
8:10: Well, shit. Oh no! OH NO! 
8:11: Nope. He's not okay. COME ON LAUREL!! NO! "That's pretty much the city's leadership." 

Commercial Break: 10x better than iZombie!

8:15: Laurel and Thea have arrived.
8:16: "Where are the police?" "Overwhelmed." "We think we're over our heads." "We need the Arrow." "The Arrow's dead."
8:17: "What should I say, our friends need our help, we should already be in the car." More flashbacks. Are we almost done with flashbacks? I think so! We're getting close to where Oliver arrives home. "Through what?"
8:18: "Wonder what?" "What did we really accomplished?"
8:19: "That's easy, nothing." "We need him."
8:20: You need Oliver, John.

Commercial Break

8:24: That didn't go over well. "Old habits."
8:25: "Copy." "I'll go hit the streets."
8:26: Felicity, Felicity, Felicity. How many times is Laurel's dad going to be in a sling? Isn't he always hurt in EVERY season?! 
8:27: His daughter got big! "Oliver's back." "That didn't take long." "Isn't it?" "I have." "Because you're better than me."
8:28: Sorry, popcorn break!
8:29: "Saving people." SPN reference? I think so! Stephen is like best friends with Jared, so I'm not surprised.
8:30: Well, damn!
8:31: Oh, someone is going to die. OH MY GOD!! The fuck!
8:32: Team Arrow, back together! Get some of that anger out on the corpse.

Commercial Break

8:35: "Too soon?"
8:36: "It was mystical." Thank you, Oliver.
8:37: "I owe Laurel 50 bucks."
8:38: "I don't know what they means." "You don't trust, you don't love." Well, damn Diggle, say what you feel.
8:39: "Maybe. But I'm not a monster anymore." He's the Green Arrow - he just doesn't know it yet! 
8:40: Flashbacks need to end, I'm VERY tired of them. Shit, the island!? 
8:42: "That's why I left." "You didn't bring the darkness here." "What?" GREEN ARROW TIME!!
8:43: Well, damn, Oliver Queen!

Commercial Break

8:47: This is going to be very interesting.
8:48: You might want to raise your voice higher, Thea. I could barely hear you! No, definitely not calmly because Thea is an idiot.
8:49: "You're about to find out." "I'm Damian Dark." HOLY SHIT!!
8:50: COME ON OLIVER!! COME ON! "You're both dead." And Diggle to the rescue! "Yeah, blow it up!"
8:51: Some intense explosions on Arrow this season!

Commercial Break

8:54: "A hive?" "No, no nothing."
8:55: And we've got Oliver Queen back in Star City. "I am the Green Arrow."
8:56: Flashback, but was that...uh...uh.. what?! Well, shit. A blood alter.
8:57: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
8:58: "We can get a rug." HUH!? Six months later?! WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!
8:59: "To do what?" "I'm going to kill 'im." IN SIX MONTHS THEY KILL SOMEONE?! 

iZombie - Season Two Premiere

This week starts Reaction Three Days! For the next three days - I will have reactions. 

Wow...Molly, wow. Obviously you know that, this is a reaction blog, isn't it? The fuck, Molly?! *shakes here*

Back to business, I will be reacting to The Originals but after the premiere I won't be watching live because I love Sleepy Hollow far too much to give it up! And since I'm not fond of what is going on The Originals, I know Sleepy Hollow will be better.

iZombie

Season Two Premiere

Grumpy Old Liv

9:01: Let's begin! Recapping time! Thank God, I don't really remember what happened in the first season. "You need to leave. Right now." 
9:02: "You'd put us all in danger." 
9:03: "You're a monster, act like one." 
9:04: "Bros before...ex-fiancee's." Yay! We have the same intro! 
9:05: "You name it, he hated it." 
9:06: Well, I'm not sure how I feel about the whole "let's make meals out of the brains" part of this show now. 
9:07: "Great, I'm grossing out a rat." 
9:08: "What if Major grows horns?" XD 
9:09: God, he's so hot! I love Blaine! And it's only because I love the actor.

Commercial Break

9:12: A medal of honor, huh? 
9:13: Oh, this brain is going to be annoying.
9:15: "It's meant to be ironic." "Why?" And a squeaky toy goes off. 
9:16: This maybe be the only reaction I do for iZombie. "I'm going to...bleep...you out, old man."
9:17: "Oh the humanity." I love Blaine so much! 
9:18: "Chocolate?" "Rain check." "Are you eating that or impregnating it?"
9:19: "It's got great flow, doesn't it?" 
9:20: "I've gone legit." 
9:21: Oh...that's the drug.

Commercial Break

9:26: Major is a personal trainer now - he looks very happy about it.
9:27: This brain really picks and chooses when to come out.
9:28: "I think this is our Blaine." "Nope." 
9:29: "Squirrels." -_- The fuck is this writing? "I think we're too late." 
9:30: Max Rager is back. Fantastic. 
9:31: Oh fantastic. Yeah, this will be only reaction I write. 
9:32: Oh dear.

Commercial Break

9:35: "No pressure but we're counting on you to save his life."
9:36: "He was a zombie." 
9:37: "What? Oh, it was a compliment." 
9:38: "He's a human zombie detector."
9:39: "I'm not scared of you!" "I had a vision." "In my vision she was jogging."
9:40: "I didn't cut it, but I know who did." 

Commercial Break

9:45: "She was." "Hello, anyone home?"
9:46: Oh, I can't wait for this brain to be over with. "As we suspected, you have a dog." 
9:48: Sorry, I'm really bored with this episode. "Is that relevant?" 
9:50: And we find out how it happened. 

Commercial Break

9:53: "That's not going to be me."
9:54: Yeah. What the fuck happened to this show? I think I laughed twice.
9:55: MAJOR?! This won't end well. 
9:56: "Kill them?" Okay, the story has gotten better. "Aren't you the greatest zombie killer alive?" 
9:57: "We don't have to start with her, but we have to start somewhere." 
9:58: "Sounds great, I'll be right there." Shit! Is that... oh fuck...