iZombie - Season Two Premiere

This week starts Reaction Three Days! For the next three days - I will have reactions. 

Wow...Molly, wow. Obviously you know that, this is a reaction blog, isn't it? The fuck, Molly?! *shakes here*

Back to business, I will be reacting to The Originals but after the premiere I won't be watching live because I love Sleepy Hollow far too much to give it up! And since I'm not fond of what is going on The Originals, I know Sleepy Hollow will be better.

iZombie

Season Two Premiere

Grumpy Old Liv

9:01: Let's begin! Recapping time! Thank God, I don't really remember what happened in the first season. "You need to leave. Right now." 
9:02: "You'd put us all in danger." 
9:03: "You're a monster, act like one." 
9:04: "Bros before...ex-fiancee's." Yay! We have the same intro! 
9:05: "You name it, he hated it." 
9:06: Well, I'm not sure how I feel about the whole "let's make meals out of the brains" part of this show now. 
9:07: "Great, I'm grossing out a rat." 
9:08: "What if Major grows horns?" XD 
9:09: God, he's so hot! I love Blaine! And it's only because I love the actor.

Commercial Break

9:12: A medal of honor, huh? 
9:13: Oh, this brain is going to be annoying.
9:15: "It's meant to be ironic." "Why?" And a squeaky toy goes off. 
9:16: This maybe be the only reaction I do for iZombie. "I'm going to...bleep...you out, old man."
9:17: "Oh the humanity." I love Blaine so much! 
9:18: "Chocolate?" "Rain check." "Are you eating that or impregnating it?"
9:19: "It's got great flow, doesn't it?" 
9:20: "I've gone legit." 
9:21: Oh...that's the drug.

Commercial Break

9:26: Major is a personal trainer now - he looks very happy about it.
9:27: This brain really picks and chooses when to come out.
9:28: "I think this is our Blaine." "Nope." 
9:29: "Squirrels." -_- The fuck is this writing? "I think we're too late." 
9:30: Max Rager is back. Fantastic. 
9:31: Oh fantastic. Yeah, this will be only reaction I write. 
9:32: Oh dear.

Commercial Break

9:35: "No pressure but we're counting on you to save his life."
9:36: "He was a zombie." 
9:37: "What? Oh, it was a compliment." 
9:38: "He's a human zombie detector."
9:39: "I'm not scared of you!" "I had a vision." "In my vision she was jogging."
9:40: "I didn't cut it, but I know who did." 

Commercial Break

9:45: "She was." "Hello, anyone home?"
9:46: Oh, I can't wait for this brain to be over with. "As we suspected, you have a dog." 
9:48: Sorry, I'm really bored with this episode. "Is that relevant?" 
9:50: And we find out how it happened. 

Commercial Break

9:53: "That's not going to be me."
9:54: Yeah. What the fuck happened to this show? I think I laughed twice.
9:55: MAJOR?! This won't end well. 
9:56: "Kill them?" Okay, the story has gotten better. "Aren't you the greatest zombie killer alive?" 
9:57: "We don't have to start with her, but we have to start somewhere." 
9:58: "Sounds great, I'll be right there." Shit! Is that... oh fuck...

The CW's iZombie - PREMIERE - Season One, Episode One: Pilot

iZombie

Season One, Episode One:

PILOT

Hi guys, it's been quite a long ass time since I last did a reaction post to anything. The last post was actually Supernatural and that was for episode 10 of the season. Yeah, I've been gone too long. 

But since tonight is the premiere of Rob Thomas' iZombie, I thought it would be the perfect thing to come back to my blog with. Rob Thomas is better known for his creation of Veronica Mars, which is a FANTASTIC show - no, I did not watch it when it first premiere, I should have, but I didn't. 

I watched VMars about three summers ago - loved every minute of it. And I just love LoVe (Logan and Veronica, just in case you didn't know). If you don't know what Veronica Mars is, you may have heard about a Kickstarter for a movie that got to its money goal in the span on ONE FULL DAY - again, Veronica Mars making her comeback.

This is Veronica Mars if you were wondering, it may have some things like V but I doubt Liv (the main character in iZombie) will be exactly like Veronica Mars. NO ONE can be Veronica Mars. 

I know little to nothing about iZombie, never read the comic books or knew anything about it until Rob Thomas slapped his name onto it - making it something that people wanted to see. 

Liv is a brain-eating zombie (how she began a zombie is beyond me, probably will be explained in the premiere) and being a zombie she gets this cool ability - when she eats "Jane/John Doe's" brain, she gets visions of how he or she died. Interesting, right? Well, at least to me. 

Let's get this show on the road:

9:00 - Rob Thomas, do not disappoint me, got it? I don't know if I like her hair long.
9:01 - Yeah, I don't like the boyfriend. 
9:02 - What?! I'm laughing for one. Rob, so far you aren't disappointing me. But I am seeing the similar VMars stuff.
9:03 - Aly is in it! I forgot! "No, it's not." 
9:04 - Who names their son Major? "Exactly four." 
9:05 - I like the brother.
9:06 - Oh my God! 
9:07 - And someone knows, seven minutes in. 

Commercial Break

9:10 - This guy...he's funny as hell.
9:11 - Yeah, I see Veronica in her. A lot.
9:12 - You sure about that Liv? Hi David. 
9:13 - "Dumber, meaner." 
8:14 - And she had her first vision. "Could it be something you...ate?" "Are you screwing around with me?" 
9:15 - "Liv's a psychic." "Ish..." 
9:16 - Oh this should be interesting. "I don't really care." 
9:17 - Hi CLIFF! I wonder who else from Veronica Mars will be on this show. 
9:18 - "Hell if I know." 
9:19 - "Yeah, I guess. Bye." Yeah, I love Liv already!

Commercial Break

9:25 - "Oh hell no." Liv wasn't lying. 
8:26 - "Here's Jonny!" "See, role playing." 
9:27 - Yeah, I love Liv. 
9:28 - And she can magically speak Spanish.
9:29 - I'm laughing. 
9:30 - The apartment is NICE!
9:32 - Oh, that's interesting. "I just saw her die." 

Commercial Break

9:36 - "It's personal now." "I have very little doubt about that." 
9:37 - Oh, her friend is trying to find a cure for her. Aww. "As a matter of fact, I was." 
9:38 - Well, keep on hopin' Liv. 
9:39 - Oh, he's playing a zombie game.

Commercial Break 

9:44 - Seriously, I've seen five people I know. 
9:45 - "Weird question, have you seen my pens?" 
9:46 - Poor Liv. 
9:47 - At least she returned the stuff. "I'm back on the case." 
9:48 - "He's a cop. It's Pratt." 

Commercial Break

9:53 - Sorry, getting distracted. 
9:54 - Liv's fine. Well, maybe fine.
9:55 - "He missed." "Thanks to you." 
9:56 - "You're not dead, you're undead." 
9:57 - "Don't I though?" 
9:58 - And she slept. 
9:59 - YAY! 

~Molly