Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Supernatural - Season Finale - Do You Believe in Miracles (S9, Ep23)

Supernatural - Do You Believe in Miracles


Another show that was pre-empted because of baseball but I guess it was good that I watch it now. I've been avoiding spoilers like a hawk. Just one warning, it is 8 in the morning, getting close to nine as I type this so, if I seem a little different that normal - I haven't had my morning tea and I need that caffeine apparently. 

Let's get on with the show!


  • The Road So Far. I WASN'T READY FOR CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!! AH! 
  • Recapping time! 
  • NOW! 
  • Well, Gadreel isn't dead. And Dean is pissed. 
  • They just locked Dean up in the same room Crowley was in. 
  • Gadreel's gone and Dean's coughing up blood. Never a good combination. 
  • And the ROLL TITLE CARD!! 
  • "God?" "Just a second." Really, Metatron? "Sorta like the Notebook."
  • Which one makes you look more pathetic? 
  • At least the writers on Supernatural have humor about People's Choice Award. Probably a tiny slam against Beauty and the Beast winning. 
  • "Don't do that." 
  • Did Gadreel really take the Impala. Don't let Dean know that. 
  • "And it will be glorious."
  • Good to see how it actually works. The mystery is solved! 
  • Crowley is getting a back massage. Like he's that tense. 
  • "It's a Winchester." Yep, and it's Dean. 
  • "I can't turn it off." "It's the mark."
  • "So...dead?" 
  • "What if I got rid of it?" "You want to get rid of it?" 
  • "What's that smell?" "Sulfur." 
  • "Are you sure it was Crowley?" When isn't it Crowley? 
  • So Metatron has the Angel Tablet and using it for evil. Why am I not surprised? 
  • "Coffee, black." "Are you serious?" Crowley, just let Dean do his thing. You want something from him, I can just tell. 
  • "Would you like a stuffed bear?" Oh my God! 
  • "Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex is complicated. Hell isn't complicated." 
  • "What he whisper in her ear?" "Exactly." This is Cass all over again. 
  • "Not hungry." Oh, that's not good. 
  • Sometimes angels are really stupid. They really fell for that? 
  • "I'm gonna take my shot." Why did Crowley look a little scared? 
  • Metatron's next stop.
  • "I guess I was Winchestered." 
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
  • That plan worked so well. 
  • Wow. People are so dumb. And the people are harming the angel. Well, shit. 
  • "You good?" "Yeah, I'm good." 
  • "You ready to gut this bitch?" 
  • DEAN JUST PUNCHED SAM! 
  • "Well, here I am." "Is he now?" 
  • Oh, fuck. Gabreel! 
  • "Do you believe him now?" Well, she better.
  • "So I'm a fake?"
  • God, Dean looks so damn hot! 
  • Well Metatron looks a little scared. 
  • Let's just piss off Dean Winchester. 
  • Let's just kill Metatron. Come on Dean! Kill him! 
  • Yeah, that's not gonna happen Metatron. 
  • Sam to the rescue! Maybe...
  • DEAN WINCHESTER!! HOLY SHIT! 
  • The Word of God is dead. 
  • "To save Dean Winchester. That was your goal, right?" "He's dead too." Oh, shit! CASTIEL!
  • "You will never get away with this." 
  • "I lied."
  • "But you did." GOOD BOY CASTIEL!! 
  • "I'm proud of us." 
  • "I never was. I just want to be an angel." 
  • Is Sam going to drink himself silly? And I didn't like the expression on Castiel's face. 
  • Question: Why did that sound like a happy song? And now I wanted to watch Eureka again. 
  • Are you sure about that Crowley? "I never lied. I never lied, Dean. That's important."
  • Forgotten to tell him? 
  • "He died. Except, as rumor has it, the mark never quite let go." 
  • "Maybe miracles do come true. Listen to me, Dean Winchester, what you are feeling right now. It's not death, its life. A new kinda life. Open your eyes, Dean. See what I see. Feel what I feel. And let's go take a howl at that moon."
  • Ah, shit! DEAN'S A FUCKING DEMON?!?! ARE WE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!
All honestly guys, I really didn't like the finale as much as I would have liked. I was hoping for something better or something cooler, but I just didn't like it. My caps on the last bullet point aren't for shock, they are more for 'ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!'.

I'm sorry, I just didn't enjoy it.

~Molly

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