Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Pretty Little Liars - Premiere - EscApe from New York (S5, Ep1)

Pretty Little Liars - EscApe from New York


Okay, I'm going to put this as nicely as I can. I am not a fan of Pretty Little Liars anymore. I'm getting the thrill of watching every week, I'm getting bored of the entire 'Who's A?!' deal. Just tell me who A is then I'll enjoy the show again. 

I haven't reacted to PLL in a long time but it is only for the premiere. 

Oh...my...God... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I may not be a fan of the show as a whole anymore but can it just stop? It's been renewed for 6th AND 7th season. I've had enough of PLL now. But I'll still watch it. 

8:00 - Let's see how much I'm disappointed. 
8:01 - Aria looks really upset. Great acting on Lucy's part. And we're already seeing the title sequence? Wow, that's fast. 
8:02 - Poor, poor Ezra. Sorry, my mom is talking to me. 
8:03 - It's not going to be over, sorry, Aria. Emily's got a point about splitting up. 
8:04 - Where did Hanna get a gun? "He, she, it...bitch is." Stellar writing. 
8:05 - It was odd to see Meredith on PLL now. After so many weeks on VD S4. You should talk, Meredith. 
8:06 - "It's just a matter of time." What now? Oh, look, the cops. 
8:07 - "And A was following us." "Does he have a chance?" 
8:08 - "This changes everything." Well, no duh, Mona. 

Commercial Break - Wow, that seemed rather forced out. 

8:12 - WHO'S A!! SHOW US!!! DAMMIT! SO CLOSE!! 
8:13 - How did she know his name was Fitz? I'm assuming by his ID. "We wait." 
8:14 - Follow the leader? So close again! Really? 
8:15 - Run, Alison! Fine, walk a little faster Ali.
8:16 - Joy, let's just have Ali get lose in New York City. 
8:17 - "Wanna play?" WE FINALLY HEAR THE VOICE! 

Commercial Break

8:20 - "Its over." "Are you sure that's A?" 
8:21 - Well, damn. Who's A? 
8:22 - WHAT?! You! I totally forgot him name. LUCAS! THERE'S LUCAS! 
8:23 - What did you tell him, Mer? 
8:24 - Uh-oh... Will we EVER find out who A is? 
8:25 - Of course she does. 

Commercial Break 

8:28 - And where are we, Ali? Oh, I forgot Ali knew Ezra. 
8:29 - That definitely is a WOW. I'd LOVE to perform on that stage. 
8:30 - Ezra knows people, apparently.  
8:31 - Noon? What theater opens at noon? 
8:32 - I don't trust Ali right now. And I think she felt like a fourth wheel. 
8:33 - Shana is here. Oh the joy. Well, no duh. 
8:34 - "She's sleeping." 
8:35 - Sorry, my cats are being so annoying! You wouldn't have Toby, that's for sure, Spencer. 
8:36 - At first I wasn't sure what Shana was going to do. And I still don't. Oh shit. Here we go again. 
8:37 - Anyone seeing a parallel between the pilot and tonight's episode? 

Commercial Break 

8:41 - Hi Cece. 
8:42 - Yes. "Had to ask."
8:43 - This isn't the last of CeCe. God forbid. Well, MAGIC! He's conscious. Or not.
8:44 - "At least that's what we thought." 
8:45 - Finally someone says it. A group meeting, Mona? Really? 
8:46 - Mona is a bitch. Mona's army?
8:47 - Well, Paige made her decision. Sasha is such a fantastic actress. She really is. 
8:48 - Great place to hide. "Hello? Alison?" 
8:49 - Yeah, Ali. You seem more upset than you should be.

Commercial Break - Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, and bored.

8:52 - Oh shit. This isn't good.
8:53 - And why is it whenever someone needs to see someone in the hospital with a cop on duty - the cop MAGICALLY goes off to talk to someone or get a snack? 
8:54 - She did. Wait, is Shana A? What the fuck is going on right now? 
8:55 - Uh-oh. This isn't good. 
8:56 - Why am I not believing Shana is A? "Jenna, you fell in love with her." 
8:57 - Does anyone wanna run now? Please? "She's dead." No, it's not. "Let's go home."
8:58 - And let's call the cops. And CeCe pulled them. And the girls are gone. 
8:59 - Shana was definitely not A. There's no way. Such a terrible A. 

I'm not believing that's A. 

~Molly

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