Supernatural - Season Eleven, Episode Two

Supernatural, I fucking love you! Welcome back to what I know and love about you! Let's continue that and can we try and NOT torture Castiel too much. I don't think my heart can take much more of tortured Castiel

Supernatural 

Season Eleven, Episode Two

Form and Void

9:00: Recapping last episode!
9:01: NOW! Very quiet town - probably not good. Definitely not good. 
9:02: Oh dear. This will be very interesting. 
9:03: Sam? The fuck?! "Good answer." God, I love the Impala! 
9:04: DEAN HOLDING A BABY!! AW!! OH MY GOD!! "What can I say, chicks dig me." 
9:05: "Yeah, it was crazy." "It's a long story." Poop on parade? That's a new saying. 
9:06: I was half expecting the crib to be the same from S1. Oh, baby Amara is pretty strong. 
9:07: Popping pills probably won't slow it down. But I mean, he's Sam Winchester. "Bite me." "Okay, bite me." 
9:08: "I want something real." "Like what?" "Pudding." 
9:09: "We go psycho, then we go boom." "Liar! You and me are dead." 
9:10: "Hmm...Dean. As in Winchester?" "Probably." Please don't! "Morning, handsome!"
9:11: "You should run!" That's not good. 

Commercial Break

9:15: "What?" "Who are we gonna call?" "Ghostbusters."
9:16: "It's good, it's great." Stop torturing Castiel! "Where's Metatron, Castiel?" 
9:17: "You choose them." "Every time." Please stop! "Then do it!" "Naw. Fun's just getting started." We really need to stop torturing Castiel.
9:18: Singing? "Hey Sam." "How do you know my name?" "You're a reaper." 
9:19: "You ain't my type." "I'm sorry about...Death." "What kind of messages?" "It's over." "What lives, dies." 
9:20: OH NO!! "Oh, you're not going to Heaven or Hell." The empty? "And nothing comes back from that." "I know you're dying. I can feel it." "So, I'll be seeing you again, Sam." "Name's Billie, by the way."
9:21: "Metatron tricked me." "Oh, mo." What the hell? "That's enough!" 
9:22: HANNAH? "Getting answers? This isn't how we do things." "Thank you." "Something's happened, Castiel. Something horrible." Of course something horrible, please tell me Lucifer is free or Michael! Or someone! TELL ME NOW!
9:23: Sam is going to pray. This should be interesting. The last time we've seen one of them pray was Dean, right? IS GOD BACK?! IS THAT WHAT HANNAH MEANT?! 
9:24: "We need your help, God. We need to know there's hope. We need a sign." Why do people always look around right after they ask? God's a busy man. 
9:25: "What does that mean!?" "Really?" And it's going to be Crowley. XD "Hello my son."

Commercial Break

9:30: "Crowley?" "Father Crowley." "Oh, yes."
9:31: "Can I talk to you outside, Father?" Dean is totally going to bump him in the face. 
9:32: "Can you heal me?" "I can't." "What are you doing?!" Working a case?! OH MY GOD! 
9:33: "Haven't gone off in...ever." "God help us." "I wouldn't count on it." 
9:34: "You really can't." 
9:35: I knew I didn't like Hannah. 
9:36: Oh no! Grandmother's gonna die. "I've always wanted to try this." 
9:37: "Oh, well plot twist." "Anything?" "I watched Naomi. Once." I forgot about Naomi. "And...I...will...end...you!" 
9:38: And we have Beast!Castiel! Misha Collins is an amazing actor! And Hannah's finally dead.
9:39: "No."

Commercial Break

9:42: Sam, you need some major help and I don't thin God is going to help you. "Sam, you're fine." Well, lucky for him, he has Holy oil.
9:43: Is it working? It did! HOLY SHIT! I didn't think that was going to work. 
9:44: And now he knows. "The child likes you." 
9:45: "We have to find Jenna." 
9:46: And it works on multiple people at a time! Interesting. "Thank you." "Let's go save the rest of them." "Drama." 
9:47: "Why did you do that?" "Because this woman doesn't have a soul." Oh, that wasn't creepy at all. "But I don't want to be fixed." 
9:48: Amara is a child now. "I was getting bored." "You killed her!" "To see the child who eats souls." "I think Amara is the Darkness." 
9:49: "We don't have a choice." "It's a promise." "Oh, Dean. Adorable little Dean." 
9:50: "Bastard!" He did say child, Dean. You really are an idiot sometimes.

Commercial Break

9:54: And back at the bunker! 
9:55: "A vision." "We have to get a maid." The hell? "Help me."
9:56: "What some candy?" 

Arrow - Season Four, Episode Two

 Welcome to weekly Arrow reaction! :D 

After the premiere, I am totally loving this season and I can't wait for more! So, let's get this party started! 

Arrow

Season Four, Episode Two

The Candidate

8:00: I like the new intro with Ollie!
8:01: And action the first minute in! Yes, this is the Arrow I know and love! Damn, Laurel! Good job! "I want a codename." "Find the bomb then we'll talk." 
8:02: "Just get him down here." I bet by the end of the night, Felicity and Diggle will have codenames. 
8:03: I think Oliver's right about Thea. "And packed you lunch." 
8:04: Oh, here's dead. "Make them trust you." OH! Jeri! 
8:05: Hmm...I'm not sure if I like Jeri in this roll. And Felicity...
8:06: "...really, really bad." 
8:07: Yes, Thea, I do think this is a bad idea. 
8:08: Yeah, that's not good.
8:09: "Uh, self-defense classes!" XD 

Commercial Break

8:12: "That must be a record for the city." 
8:13: "I bought the trunk." "Oh, yeah, that will definitely go over well." 
8:14: Good question. 
8:15: The hell?
8:16: "I am very sorry." 
8:17: "Guess we were wrong." "Is it wrong that I'm still hungry?" Yeah, what is going on John?
8:18: "I do." Laurel's got a point, Diggle. 
8:19: I love the new villain! I love him SO FUCKING MUCH! Well, we have a confirmation that he is indeed Hive.
8:20: "Where's the paper now?"
8:21: What the fuck is wrong with Thea?!

Commercial Break 

8:26: "Full-time crazy pants." "He was scared."
8:27: Shit, Thea! 
8:28: "And then you left." 
8:29: Felicity isn't taking this well. 
8:30: "I sort of fired myself." She really doesn't know what's going on in this city. 
8:31: "Maybe you should call her." Yep, knew that was going to happen.

Commercial Break

8:34: "You can't do this alone, you know that." 
8:35: "You're supposed to dead." "What are you going to do to me?" "How would you like his job?" 
8:36: Damn, I love Damien! "I respect order!" 
8:37: "You've made a mess, I suggest you clean it up." "Clean it up." "I'm fine." "Well, you could have fooled me." 
8:38: "Ollie didn't tell you?" "He...killed me." 
8:39: No! Let's not do this! Laurel is going to bring back Sarah. I know it's coming but it's going to annoying. 
8:40: "Remember to mind your tone." "Back into." 
8:41: "Here's your chance to prove it." 

Commercial Break

8:46: "Apparently, I can't sit at the cool kids' table." Don't listen to him, please don't listen to him!
8:47: And here comes team Arrow. "Let's get her down." "I'm good." This won't end well, like at all.
8:48: Is anyone else like... there it is! "Speedy!" COME ON, OLLIE!
8:49: Or, come on, Thea? "Speedy, don't! Now she's realized she isn't okay.

Commercial Break

8:52: "I'm not running for mayor." "Thank you for trusting me." 
8:53: He didn't mean for that to happen! AH SHIT! What?! 
8:54: Go Felicity! "Oh, we will." 
8:55: "But I'm betting you do." "And who are you now?" 
8:56: "I think it's a good idea." "Yeah, as long as we don't kill each other first." "I'm kidding." "Probably." 
8:57: Yep, we're bringing back Sarah by the next episode. Oh my God! That's brutal! "It means anarchy." 
8:58: "Not different enough, apparently." "Hope, inspiration." "Someone who can protect themselves." "Felicity, I'm going to run for mayor." 
8:59: That was definitely a new low for Arrow. 

The Originals - Season Three Premiere

I need to put this out there - I am not excited for tonight's episode. This will be the only episode I react to for a while. I'll be watching Sleepy Hollow instead. The Originals just isn't what I wish it could be. 

GET RID OF HAYLEY! Then I'll love you.

The Originals

Season Three Premiere

For the Next Millennium

9:00: Let's see how TO will disappoint me tonight. Oh, no - never mind. A sort of...recapping. 

9:01: Flashback with Bekah and Kol!! AND FINN?! Original Finn! No pun intended! When did Finn come out of retirement?

9:02: "Always. And forever." "Always and forever, indeed." They have always been in odds, Freya. 

9:03: Elijah, muscles! He doesn't want to find a cure for the curse. 

9:04: "No." "You're on your own." Oh, Cami is Klaus' therapist, interesting. 

9:05: Loving sister? Really? You tried to kill them all last season? Not really loving. Klaus' paintings!

9:06: Oh, is Klaus falling for Cami? "You're scared." 

9:07: FORGOT HE WAS GOING TO BE IN IT TONIGHT!! IT'S LOGAN!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! And his name is escaping me. 

9:08: Well, that's new, even for New Orleans. 

9:09: "Nicely done." 

9:10: More flashbacks! This is awesome! Especially to see Original!Finn. 

9:11: "Please, can we keep him?" Shit. This won't end well. 

9:12: Who are you? New vamp in town.

Commercial Break: Jason Dohring! That's his name! 

9:15: "Intensional." 

9:16: Davina, badass as always. 

9:17: "Dead bodies lead to headlines."

9:18: No, it's not Klaus! Sometimes, being a vampire must suck.

9:19: This won't end well. 

9:20: Oh, shit. This definitely won't end well. And he's dead. 

Commercial Break: Bet you anything Jackson is dead. I'd love think Hayley's dead but I saw promo pictures, I know she's alive. 

9:25: More flashbacks! 

9:26: "Oh for God's sake, stop looking up!" "Are you worried brother?" 

9:27: Elijah is a quick study, and so is Klaus. And Rebekah as well. 

9:28: Damn, I don't like this royal family. 

9:29: "Oh, you mean her." "Stay here, behave yourself." "Always." 

9:30: Klaus telling Cami off, no surprise.

9:31: "Fair enough. Give me a minute, I have an idea." I like this new vampire.

9:32: Well, we're still trying to get Kol back so, hush about him!

9:33: Well, shit. This definitely won't end well. "Are you sure it's all gone?"

9:34: "Easy, Nik." "There is something you must see." 

Commercial Break

9:37: Vampire Fight Club. "I don't miss it." 

9:38: "What happened?" "I was attacked." Marcel is right, Davina. "But, it's got to be done."

9:39: Be careful, Elijah! Please! Gun used as a knife, that's new.

9:40: "Lesson one of the hunt." "How precious, and just in time for lesson two." XD Elijah kills me. 

9:41: Why am I thinking about a FanFiction coming out of S3? 

9:42: This is odd. 

9:43: Well, that was very interesting. 

Commercial Break: We're getting a new big bad? But who? 

9:47: Better run and hide. Hayley's alive - no, not Hayley. 

9:48: Yep. "Not our fault, but it is our problem." 

9:49: "Yeah, of course." "I am Klaus Mikaelson, I don't need anyone!" "Then act like it." 

9:50: I love this new vamp. "And since I do not want to die." "I don't trust anyone." 

Commercial Break

9:53: I know Hayley's alive. We have promo pictures to prove it. So just show her, goddammit. Oh, yeah, Marcel shirtless!

9:54: "Still think it's my guys?" "Do you think that's going to end well for anyone?"

9:55: "What the hell am I doing there?!" "And you're...trespassing!"

9:56: "I get it you're a vampire." Well, damn Cami, just say what you've wanted to say for years. 

9:57: Notices how Klaus has a thing for blondes and giving them art he's made? Damn Klaus! Anger issues to the max!

9:58: Knew it was him. Well, shit. 

Vampire Diaries - Season Seven Premiere

First season without Nina, this should be EVER interesting. 

Vampire Diaries

Season Seven Premiere

Day One of Twenty-Two Thousand, Give or Take

8:00: Let's see what happens. Oh, I miss Kai.

8:01: What?! Three years from now, in New York City?! WHAT THE FUCK!?? IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS?! 

8:02: Apparently not? Oh dear. Alaric, Damon, and Bonnie in Europe. Matt will be deputy! Damn! 

8:03: I can't wait for Lily to go away! "Then I am worried." I can't wait to see how they hide Candice's pregnancy. "It's weird." "I don't hate Damon." 

8:04: "I like that rule." "Happy writing." 

8:05: Well shit! I'm guessing that's one of Lily's friends. Yeah, she is.

8:06: "Bo's mute." Oh those are our lesbian vampires, huh?  "I can't feel my...cheeks." 

8:07: "And they're still...drunk..." "Oh, so sweet." "Keeps getting funnier." 

8:08: "Yep." God, I love the bromance between Damon and Alaric, I've missed them so fucking much! I hate Lily. 

8:09: These vampires are really annoying. 

8:10: I'm going to say those...yep. "I get that a lot." This won't end well at all. Lily needs more control on her vampires. 

8:11: "Really, be more vain." "The hell happened?" 

Commercial Break

8:14: "Can I have the details?" 

8:15: Maybe they shouldn't leave Ric alone - especially when he's drunk. 

8:16: "It's tea." Well, Ric was faking his drunken-ness. I shouldn't be surprised that he can fake it. He was drunk a lot.

8:17: RIC! HOLY SHIT! 

8:18: Hello Enzo! :D "Why do you want it?" 

8:19: Enzo, don't do it. "Your side." DON'T DO IT!! Good boy, Enzo!

8:20: "Probably...not." 

8:21: Nice plan, guys. GET OUT MATT! 

8:22: "It looks amazing on you." 

Commercial Break

Sorry guys - my computer completely froze. -_- Hate the new MacBook update! So, what happened between then and now. Damon and Bonnie had a talk, that almost got Bonnie killed because Damon almost thought about letting a car hit her, but knew it wouldn't be something Elena actually would have wanted. 

Matt had his deputy ceremony, and Lily's "family" decided to be dicks and bitches to everyone, attack and kill people. Lily, however, stepped in, stopping them. Thank God. I already hate them - each need to die. Except maybe one of the guys - the one who kind of looks like the chemistry teacher from Teen Wolf. 

8:36: "What just happened?" 

8:37: Yes, Lily is insane. 

8:38: Oh! So that's what happened when they we had the time jump. Makes perfect sense now! 

8:39: STEFAN GAVE HER THE HOUSE?! "What's the catch?"

8:40: "Pick a side, Enzo - us or them." Enzo, pick the right side, please.

8:41: "Well, I'm back." And Damon's not happy.

Commercial Break: I got a total S1 Damon vibe just then!

8:45: "You had Donovan blow up a house - try harder." 

8:46: That definitely sounded like S1 Damon. "I'm not doing this for Caroline, Damon. I'm doing this for you." 

8:47: "So this is my fault?" "No, I didn't say that." Yep, this is exactly where we left off last season. Exactly! 

8:48: "What are you doing here?" "Have you been to Mystic Falls?" "I have nowhere else to go." 

8:49: "I was just checking." Yeah, Damon's right. 

8:50: "I want our town back." Okay, don't like him. "Town witch." 

8:51: That's one way of killing them. 

Commercial Break

8:53: "Yeah, probably." "I'm a control freak giving up control." 

8:54: I just realized, this will be the first season without Sheriff Forbes!! No! 

8:55: WHOA! Stefan/Caroline! I didn't expect that in the first episode of the season.

8:56: Ric, this isn't going to work! Not at all. God, Ric is going down a terrible road. I don't know if I like that or not. 

8:57: "Who did this?" Lily is completely insane. 

8:58: Oh no, my Enzo/Caroline feels are coming out. Shit! "So, here I am." NO!

8:59: "Too bad, we have to go!" SHIT! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! 

WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! I'M SO CONFUSED!

Supernatural - Season Eleven Premiere

WE'RE BACK!! BACK TO WHAT WE KNOW, maybe! Let's get this party started!! Supernatural, going into its eleventh season, this is going to be so good! I hope to God, at least.

Supernatural

Season Eleven Premiere

Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire

9:00: Recapping time! Road So Far!!
9:01: LET'S BEGIN!! NOW!! And what's going on? Already confused? The fuck... 
9:02: So, is that the new girl? I think so. Where's Dean? Where did he go?!
9:03: We're not separating the brothers, huh? And Dean's face down. 
9:04: "Seriously?" "You remember now of this?" "She saved me." "What? Who?" "The Darkness." 
9:05: Well, that intro seemed familiar. "No, she was wearing a name tag, what do you think?" "So, lock and key?" 
9:06: "So we know jack." "You were on a roll." CASTIEL!! Poor Castiel! 
9:07: Huh? Did-did he... I-I con-confused. Oh, this won't end well. "No. He's still alive." Of course he's alive, angel-boy.
9:08: "Don't make me hurt you." You have wings, use them! Why isn't Cas using his wings? Oh, this doesn't look good. 
9:09: Well, looks like to me they had a shooting match.
9:10: "Show me some sink." Why does she look like Megan Fox? "Okay, three weeks." 
9:11: "They're not human." Well, I'm going to say the hospital isn't going to be good either. "Well, this is encouraging."
9:12: "You saw that, that wasn't human." 
9:13: Well, shit. He's acting like a Hulk. 
9:14: A baby crying? Was that a baby crying? "Yeah, well, it sounds better on paper." 
9:15: "Really?" "I don't know this Death, and he doesn't know me." 
9:16: Mr. Hulk collapsed. Yes, obviously, let's walk towards him. "Is he dead?" 
9:17: "Help us, please." HELP THEM!

Commercial Break

9:20: Oh, Crowley's getting a female body for the time being, huh? 
9:21: "Old school it is." She looks familiar. Oh, Crowley picked the wrong person to steal a body for. 
9:22: "YOLO." Oh, just killed them Crowley, please! Right now! They are creepy as hell. Or he's into it in a female body. 
9:23: Oh dear. NO THEY WANT THE BABY! WHY?!
9:24: "They did." "I can feel it inside." 
9:25: Good question. Oh, Castiel. This isn't good for him. But seriously, why isn't he using his wings?! "I ask you to help me." 
9:26: "Oh, yeah, that's a plan." 
9:27: "And you save my baby girl." "Thank you all." Good feeling. 
9:28: Oh shit. 

Commercial Break

9:33: "What's he doing?" "This is madness." 
9:34: "Dean, I am fine." "Yes, I'm good." 
9:35: "Why would I talk about the Darkness?" "Dean saw her?" "Sam, Dean, goodbye." "FBI, my ass." You've got that right. "Brothers." 
9:36: And Crowley did it. "What do we call you?" "King!" "I'm hot." "Speak." 
9:37: "You didn't call until...after the orgy." HAHAHA XD Farting sawdust?! XD LOL
9:38: "When did we forget how to do this?" OH MY FUCKING GOD! I am legit laughing! Oh my God! 
9:38: Sam has a lot of points.
9:39: "We have to change." "They won't be on your tail."

Commercial Break

9:43: Sam, run! RUN FUCKING FAST! "Come and get, sons of bitches!" 
9:44: Yeah, you did! You picked the worse place to be in. SHIT! SAM! 
9:45: Uh, what's going on? Well, that was odd. 
9:46: Oh poor guy.

Commercial Break: I'm pretty sure the name of the baby is the name of the woman in the Darkness if I read that correctly.

9:51: And Crowley's back to normal! Yay! Hi Mark! "Daddy's home." "What?" 
9:52: I thought you were going to say one of them got out. DON'T DO THAT TO ME SUPERNATURAL!! 
9:53: Something was just bouncing on my keyboard. Uh, not sure what it was. "Your way back is you and her." 
9:54: "Well, let's go with that." 
9:55: "Sounds like a plan." Oh, she's got the mark! SHIT! 
9:56: NO! SAM!! KNEW IT!

Arrow - Season Four Premiere

We're back! I hope to God this premiere is better than iZombie! I am excited to see what happens in tonight's episode!  

Arrow

Season Four Premiere

Green Arrow

8:00: Recapping time! Thank you, I've kinda forgotten much of Arrow.
8:01: And we're running. Huh? He has a house with Felicity. "Really?" "Yeah." 
8:02: "Basically cooked and...uncooked." Okay, I can get used to this and I don't know. Shirtless Stephen! AH!
8:03: While Starling City has to deal with shooting. "This is so cool!" "This is so awesome!" And Speedy is alive! "I told you to call me Red Arrow!
8:04: Damn Laurel! Does Diggle have a cool superhero name?
8:05: Laurel's got some new hair! "No, we ask for help." "Oliver walked away." 
8:06: "I didn't say it wasn't cute." "Maybe we can have a Flash Day, just like them." XD
8:07: THE NEW EVIL! AND HE'S CAIN FROM TIN MAN!! AH!! YES!! OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!! "City's are like poppies." Arrow, so much love. I love this so much!
8:08: "Or a kid." OH MY GOD! "It's my mother's." "Dude, nice reflects!"
8:09: Aren't we done with flashbacks yet? Oh, can she go the fuck away?! 
8:10: Well, shit. Oh no! OH NO! 
8:11: Nope. He's not okay. COME ON LAUREL!! NO! "That's pretty much the city's leadership." 

Commercial Break: 10x better than iZombie!

8:15: Laurel and Thea have arrived.
8:16: "Where are the police?" "Overwhelmed." "We think we're over our heads." "We need the Arrow." "The Arrow's dead."
8:17: "What should I say, our friends need our help, we should already be in the car." More flashbacks. Are we almost done with flashbacks? I think so! We're getting close to where Oliver arrives home. "Through what?"
8:18: "Wonder what?" "What did we really accomplished?"
8:19: "That's easy, nothing." "We need him."
8:20: You need Oliver, John.

Commercial Break

8:24: That didn't go over well. "Old habits."
8:25: "Copy." "I'll go hit the streets."
8:26: Felicity, Felicity, Felicity. How many times is Laurel's dad going to be in a sling? Isn't he always hurt in EVERY season?! 
8:27: His daughter got big! "Oliver's back." "That didn't take long." "Isn't it?" "I have." "Because you're better than me."
8:28: Sorry, popcorn break!
8:29: "Saving people." SPN reference? I think so! Stephen is like best friends with Jared, so I'm not surprised.
8:30: Well, damn!
8:31: Oh, someone is going to die. OH MY GOD!! The fuck!
8:32: Team Arrow, back together! Get some of that anger out on the corpse.

Commercial Break

8:35: "Too soon?"
8:36: "It was mystical." Thank you, Oliver.
8:37: "I owe Laurel 50 bucks."
8:38: "I don't know what they means." "You don't trust, you don't love." Well, damn Diggle, say what you feel.
8:39: "Maybe. But I'm not a monster anymore." He's the Green Arrow - he just doesn't know it yet! 
8:40: Flashbacks need to end, I'm VERY tired of them. Shit, the island!? 
8:42: "That's why I left." "You didn't bring the darkness here." "What?" GREEN ARROW TIME!!
8:43: Well, damn, Oliver Queen!

Commercial Break

8:47: This is going to be very interesting.
8:48: You might want to raise your voice higher, Thea. I could barely hear you! No, definitely not calmly because Thea is an idiot.
8:49: "You're about to find out." "I'm Damian Dark." HOLY SHIT!!
8:50: COME ON OLIVER!! COME ON! "You're both dead." And Diggle to the rescue! "Yeah, blow it up!"
8:51: Some intense explosions on Arrow this season!

Commercial Break

8:54: "A hive?" "No, no nothing."
8:55: And we've got Oliver Queen back in Star City. "I am the Green Arrow."
8:56: Flashback, but was that...uh...uh.. what?! Well, shit. A blood alter.
8:57: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
8:58: "We can get a rug." HUH!? Six months later?! WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!
8:59: "To do what?" "I'm going to kill 'im." IN SIX MONTHS THEY KILL SOMEONE?! 

iZombie - Season Two Premiere

This week starts Reaction Three Days! For the next three days - I will have reactions. 

Wow...Molly, wow. Obviously you know that, this is a reaction blog, isn't it? The fuck, Molly?! *shakes here*

Back to business, I will be reacting to The Originals but after the premiere I won't be watching live because I love Sleepy Hollow far too much to give it up! And since I'm not fond of what is going on The Originals, I know Sleepy Hollow will be better.

iZombie

Season Two Premiere

Grumpy Old Liv

9:01: Let's begin! Recapping time! Thank God, I don't really remember what happened in the first season. "You need to leave. Right now." 
9:02: "You'd put us all in danger." 
9:03: "You're a monster, act like one." 
9:04: "Bros before...ex-fiancee's." Yay! We have the same intro! 
9:05: "You name it, he hated it." 
9:06: Well, I'm not sure how I feel about the whole "let's make meals out of the brains" part of this show now. 
9:07: "Great, I'm grossing out a rat." 
9:08: "What if Major grows horns?" XD 
9:09: God, he's so hot! I love Blaine! And it's only because I love the actor.

Commercial Break

9:12: A medal of honor, huh? 
9:13: Oh, this brain is going to be annoying.
9:15: "It's meant to be ironic." "Why?" And a squeaky toy goes off. 
9:16: This maybe be the only reaction I do for iZombie. "I'm going to...bleep...you out, old man."
9:17: "Oh the humanity." I love Blaine so much! 
9:18: "Chocolate?" "Rain check." "Are you eating that or impregnating it?"
9:19: "It's got great flow, doesn't it?" 
9:20: "I've gone legit." 
9:21: Oh...that's the drug.

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9:26: Major is a personal trainer now - he looks very happy about it.
9:27: This brain really picks and chooses when to come out.
9:28: "I think this is our Blaine." "Nope." 
9:29: "Squirrels." -_- The fuck is this writing? "I think we're too late." 
9:30: Max Rager is back. Fantastic. 
9:31: Oh fantastic. Yeah, this will be only reaction I write. 
9:32: Oh dear.

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9:35: "No pressure but we're counting on you to save his life."
9:36: "He was a zombie." 
9:37: "What? Oh, it was a compliment." 
9:38: "He's a human zombie detector."
9:39: "I'm not scared of you!" "I had a vision." "In my vision she was jogging."
9:40: "I didn't cut it, but I know who did." 

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9:45: "She was." "Hello, anyone home?"
9:46: Oh, I can't wait for this brain to be over with. "As we suspected, you have a dog." 
9:48: Sorry, I'm really bored with this episode. "Is that relevant?" 
9:50: And we find out how it happened. 

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9:53: "That's not going to be me."
9:54: Yeah. What the fuck happened to this show? I think I laughed twice.
9:55: MAJOR?! This won't end well. 
9:56: "Kill them?" Okay, the story has gotten better. "Aren't you the greatest zombie killer alive?" 
9:57: "We don't have to start with her, but we have to start somewhere." 
9:58: "Sounds great, I'll be right there." Shit! Is that... oh fuck...