Monday, September 23, 2013

Halloween 2013

Let's chat...

Halloween 2013 - I don't mean trick-or-treating or anything along those lines. Not the decorations, not the God-only-knows amount of candy is purchased in my town to make Halloween fun, not the costumes, not the fun. This is all about the most shittiest movies during the month of October. 

SyFy - You fucking suck this year! I'm not watching you at all! Where are the older SciFi movies I used to watch with my cousin in our other cousins room? Where are the SciFi originals? I don't want to watch feature films the whole month! 

ABC Family - You are fucking slipping! I don't want to watch Addams Family and Hocus Pocus 24/7 for the 13 Nights of Halloween. Where's Harry Potter Weekend? Casper, Casper Meets Wendy? Where are the older movies that I used to watch on the 13 DAYS of Halloween? 

Disney - Monstober? Really? I liked the originals! Monstober sucks again this year! I was just looked up to see what movies are playing and I wouldn't be able to watch them anyway but I saw three movies from when I used to watch Disney Channel. At 2:30 in the FUCKING morning! I mean, come on! We need to show today's youth Under Wraps, Don't Look Under the Bed, and Phantom of the Megaplex! And showing all the FANTASTIC episodes from the best Disney at midnight? I saw Even Stevens there and Lizzie McGuire, come on!

Hallmark - I can't say much but you are slipping too. I didn't see one Halloween themed thing on your schedule! The only thing I know is The Good Witch's Destiny and that's at the end of the month.

The Hub - The only channel who isn't disappointing me! Thank you! I actually have things to watch because of you! 

Disney XD - I can't say anything yet about you but please don't disappoint me. Your AHHHH-tober doesn't start until the 14th, thanks...

Cartoon Network - Please don't disappoint me. Okay?

I don't know about you guys, but I'm watching DVDs during October. Well, I'm already watching DVDs.

Sorry, I just really needed to vent! 

~Molly

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