Sleepy Hollow - Season Three Premiere

And we're back SleepyHeads! Time to...hopefully...reboot the series into what it was previously - a monster a week sort of deal. Now, I will admit, I may not have enjoyed all the storylines last year but I didn't hate. I actually didn't hate it one bit. I just didn't enjoy the storylines they had.

So, let's reboot and go back to what you know!

Sleepy Hollow

Season Three Premiere

I, Witness

9:00: Let's begin, shall we? And we start off with a... not sure. Looked like a flashback but I don't think it is. It's not. Oh, this witch is powerful! 
9:01: What is going on? Oh, not good. VERY not good. 
9:02: Look at Abbie's new hair! Love it! And she's completely badass, as usual.
9:03: Oh dear. Crane, what have you done? And he's got a hair cut to. 
9:04: And it's been nine months since Crane and Mills have seen each other. Odd. "Is that what I think it is?"
9:05: Oh dear. Ichabod has lost it. 
9:06: Ichabod, what are you hiding? Ah, yes, Crane in his normal things. 
9:07: "You want to stay with your new pals?" "Oh, God no." This won't end well.
9:08: Well I was going to say for the guy in blue but his friend died first. And he's going to die to. What the fuck?!
9:09: "We are a team." "Are we?"
9:10: Uh, is he dead in his home land? And yes, he did just break into his own tomb. Oddly enough, not the weirdest thing I've written. "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow." 
9:11: "Our mission is over." 
9:12: "Blood." "I don't think so." 
9:13: God, Crane looks so good! "What is it?" Jesus! "Evil has returned to Sleepy Hollow." 
9:14: New intro! And didn't realize that Nikki Reed was a title character for the intro.

Commercial Break

9:17: Damn, look at Abbie's office!! 
9:18: Clearly the name Ichabod Crane isn't well known at the FBI.
9:19: Abbie's sarcasm is GOLD! Oh, Crane's got an admirer. 
9:20: Look where they are! The archives! For nine months NOTHING evil has happened. 
9:21: Jenny! YAY! I missed her! "Upped and left in the middle of the night." Basically just like the actor. 
9:22: This woman - the witch - looks very familiar. I don't know who she is though.
9:23: Is she making the tree?! 
9:24: "What's it doing in Sleepy Hollow?" "Someone evil." "Someone powerful." A+ writing just then.

Commercial Break: I KNEW I KNEW THAT NAME!! She's Shannyn Sossamon AKA Coraline from Moonlight! Holy shit! She's going to be so good in this!

9:28: I hate US history, and I barely remember Bunker Hill in my studies. 
9:29: Of course it was top secret - everything is top secret! BETSY ROSS!! YES!! 
9:30: "The flag woman?" "Sounds like a thing."
9:31: Odd seeing Nikki without blonde hair (and I don't even like Twilight). But I bet Ian is very happy with his new wife. I have to say Ichabod gets more action than the girls - that's kinda sad. 
9:32: Oh my God! We're in Ichabod's "happy" place. "They also have mini golf out back."
9:33: "If you were wounded in the hand, perhaps." Pissed Crane is hilarious! 
9:34: Just like the FBI breaking and entering into something. "Unbelievable." 
9:35: Oh, Pandora is quite the actress. 
9:36: Same sign like from the first season just, they still haven't changed the number of people currently living in Sleepy Hollow.

Commercial Break: Fun fact about your reactor, I live an hour away from Sleepy Hollow! But I've never been - BEKAH TAKE ME!

9:40: Interesting. "It's good to have you back Crane." 
9:41: "That's when gunpowder was invented." "Me neither." Uh-oh, Jenny's right!
9:42: NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD! This will not end well! What the fuck is that?! Seriously!? 
9:43: Oh, he's dead. 

Commercial Break: In other news, the Dominion finale is tonight - I am very much worried about it. I don't know how it's going to end, but I'm pretty damn sure it will end in a cliffhanger. Not sure how big of a cliffhanger, but I'm willing to see what happens. 

9:47: "It's eyes." 
9:48: "Guns. Knives. Things that go boom." 
9:49: "Yes, I saw the monster." Way to confess everything to this guy, Abbie.
9:50: OH NO! "That worked." It did but maybe think before you shoot Jenny.
9:51: Hope you are a good shot, Jenny. Ichabod, this was a bad idea! Terrible idea! 
9:52: Ow? Damn good shot, Abbie.
9:53: "Welcome back, Crane." 

Commercial Break

9:55: And there's his stuff!
9:56: Oh. "Those guys kind of look like you two." "Look, this can't be us." 
9:57: "Maybe. Maybe not." Damn, Crane. "But it is the one I have." 
9:58: "You may not have family, but you are not alone." "The lady with the box." Ah, that was Pandora's Box in the beginning, I thought so. 
9:59: "I'd like to meet your friend sometime." "Welcome to Sleepy Hollow." Oh damn!